14S – Selling It with Karen Kilgariff

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NNF Players Club 14S – Karen Kilgariff
@KarenKilgariff
Live at the Bootleg

14S for Sequoia.

00 – I blanked. Welcome to the players club! The door is open!

Apple stock is at 92.29 right now. Jimmy bought “a couple hand fulls.” He bought Livenation back in the day at $1.50 now its at over $20.

The doors are open for 14 Sasafras! We’re all wrong.

Matt had soccer. Eliot had

Jimmy is on @Midnight tonight with Ally Wong and Ian Edwards. Lots of fun.

Jimmy says Chris Hardwick is made for @midnight and does such a great job at it.

05 – Apple down $1.57. Jimmy wants his guy on the phone: Gordon Gecko. Don’t buy a dyson vacuum apparently.Or the dyson blade. http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/gadgets/home/dyson-bladeless-fan.htm

Eliot calls them Fun but expensive.

Hacksaw might be stopping by!

10 – Jimmy addresses his gun loon twitter controversy. A lot of dumb.

We might get a theme song for dumb comments/emails.

Eliot’s S word: Sprettzatura but he changed it to Spatoon.
My S word: Sequioa

Here are 6 awesome things Bill Murray’s done. http://mentalfloss.com/article/54223/6-awesome-things-bill-murray-has-done

15 – Jimmy tells the story about going into mexico going through what turns out to be the most dangerous way to get into mexico. El Paso – Juarez. Where that show The Bridge takes place. Top 5 scariest times for Jimmy. #1 was when he was raped by the ghost.

Our guest is here! Karen Kilgariff!

Jimmy talks about a ghost guide Tristan at the Ghost tour at the Queen Mary. He had a lot of alt comedy knowledge and Jimmy kept wondering if he knew who he was.

20 – Matt and Jimmy overspent on nevernotfunny.com

Jimmy calls his phone Wham! And not Kermit as Matt wondered.

Jesse Thorne texts Jimmy saying he got an EELS ticket but he couldn’t go. He said he forward the publicist Jimmy’s email. He decides to go down to the show, had issues with parking, he got there around 10:30. He gets his free ticket and heads to the balcony.

Jimmy is on board with EELS now.

STEVE PERRY was there and came on stage.

Jimmy wept. He says Steve was fantastic. Gave him chills and tears. He did Lights and Jimmy was sobbing.

Jimmy did record some with his phone despite not wanting to be that guy.

25 – It was unbelievable according to Jimmy. He’s glad he want and glad he didn’t have to pay a nickel.

No time for the sweep this time. Sorry Hacksaw. No Mad Dog either.

Karen Kilgariff is here!

We’ll be back!

30 – We’re back! Karen Kilgariff is our guest. Her record cover is excellent.

Karen Gilgariff Live at the Bootleg – Digital and Vinyl only. http://astrecords.bigcartel.com/product/live-at-the-bootleg-12

Matt quotes a movie “get back in there and sell sell!” Not Harrison Ford and not Wall Street.

35 – No one knows what the answer is and apparently he quotes it all the time.

Human Yelp is Matt’s favorite 80s band.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thompson_Twins#Members

Retro Futura Tour – http://www.greektheatrela.com/events/event_details.asp?id=2799
40 – Karen talks about Jeremy Piven’s awful masterpiece theater show.

Judgement Night – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107286/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Bets on the year of Judgement Night release! 93/98 Jimmy 97 Karen 96 Matt
Jimmy wins with 1993!

Judgement Night soundtrack – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_Night_(soundtrack)

45 – Happy Father’s Day everyone!

Karen talks Father’s Day gifts. Matt talks about a Casablanca themed change sorter that his Dad bought for himself.

Kokomo is Jimmy’s favorite Beach Boys show.

Jimmy does a FInola Hughes impression.

Finola Hughes is from the UK! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finola_Hughes

50 – Staying Alive – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086361/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Cynthia Rhodes – http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0722407/?ref_=tt_cl_i2

Back to Matt’s movie quotes: “Karate man bleed on the inside!”

It’s Trading Places!

Karen’s thoughts on Quick Change. She doesn’t like clowns. Matt doesn’t like aggressive clowns.

55 – Karen talks about her fascination with Serial Killers. She calls them “Real Monsters.” Horrifying and fascinating. Jimmy does his John Wayne Gacy impression.

To Catch a Killer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105604/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_86

“Where am I going to show off my muscles, a concentration camp?”

More John Wayne Gacy chat including a local Chicago DJ, Gary, who had a song spoof of it “Another kid in the crawl.” (another brick in the wall).

Break! We’ll be right back! Jimmy’s gotta pee. He’s gonna Orange is the new black it with 2 pads.

60 – Everyone thinks the opening of OITNB is too long.

Jimmy asks about the Prisoner: Cell Block H. An Australian soap that WGN aired. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Prisoner_Cell_Block_H_episodes

Jimmy’s face is frozen in fury after Matt interrupted Jimmy.

Don’t do best off box sets. Just do the whole show!

We’ll be back!

14 Sasafras!

65 – We’re back! Eliot’s hair has expanded. Apparently he had Pyramid head and he didn’t like it so he bozo’d it. Karen would be thrilled if we found out Eliot was a serial killer.

10 shares of apple is what Jimmy bought. Apple stock still the same.

Jimmy runs around the horn.

70 – Jimmy guesses over 2700 episodes for Prisoner. Turns out only 692. Here’s a box set that’s really expensive. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Prisoner-Block-Complete-Collection-174-DVD/dp/B00F5NX1NA/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1402608915&sr=8-2&keywords=prisoner+cell+block+h+complete+collection

The gang talks about a comedian rapist. I missed his name.

We’re taking calls! So long chuck!

Hey Tag! Bye Tag!

More calls. Hello to Chef Jeff! I’m not on headphones so I can’t hear much. Apparently he is on vacation in Pennsylvania.

Hi Josh. Jimmy wants to hang up and never use a phone again.

75 – “What?”

Jaime from Mass! He enjoyed Jimmy singing the Barry Gibb set list.

Jimmy talks about a bit he did with Mancow and getting annoyed at being called Don Pardo.

Jaime is the lawyer. He hasn’t won and will not win. So long Jaime.

Shane from Cincinnati now in Dallas. He’ll be seeing Jimmy and NNF in Austin!

It’s our winner Anna! She wins the Karen Kilgariff LP! We’ve spoken with Anna before, she’s out in Des Moines area.

80 – Anna is out of here for not accepting Ames as an answer for des moines. Not a winner anymore.

No winner there.

Stop making calls!

Zach wins! He’s a VIP. He wins the album.

Matt refuses to take responsibility for the connections.

Congrats Zach! Great guy!

Jimmy thinks that Bob and Tom did wonders for the comedy world and then podcasting also did wonders.

85 – Jimmy just agreed to do Karen’s podcast. But she has dogs in her car so…I guess they’re gonna use Chris’s AC less car.

Jimmy counts his money.

Jimmy used to hate seeing parents pretending to listen to their kids. He gets it now.

90 – Moment of silence for heath ledger. Matt’s a Marvel guy.

WB Batman display: http://batman-news.com/2014/06/10/warner-bros-vip-studio-tour-batmans-75th-anniversary-batman-exhibit/

Aaron bros charge too much for frames. Jimmy goes to quick frame.

Jimmy sounds a little mad at Ty Pennington.

Last bet of the show! How many victims did John Wayne Gacy have?!

Jimmy: 27
Matt: 36
Karen: 37
Garon: 32
Eliot: Out

Jimmy made a harlem globetrotters reference at conan.
33 murders! I win! But its in poor taste so I don’t win.

Mad Cow Russo is here!

We’re outta here!

Karen was wonderful!

See ya next time in the Players Club!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper