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In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell

NNF Players Club 14Y – You!
@NeverNotFunny
@JimmyPardo
@MattBelknap
@EliotHochberg
@MyNameIsGaron

14 Y as in Yanni.

Or You, the listener

00 – Hello! The door is open! Eliot opens the door and closes it. No girls, this is a boys club.

Jimmy sings The Circle Be Unbroken. No one joins in.

Jimmy hits some bass and talks about Chicago Fest incident where Peter the bassist does a bass line from The Chain.

Jimmy tries to remember a girls name who he took to a Chicago show.

Back to the circle being unbroken.

05 –We talk my facebook meltdown! I’m fine guys!

10 – BA Baracus – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B._A._Baracus

Mr. T used to live near Jimmy back in Chicago. Mr. T is an island! Mr. T was part of a Lake Forest Chainsaw Massacre: http://chicago.curbed.com/archives/2011/06/22/revisiting-mr-ts-1987-lake-forest-chainsaw-massacre.php

Denzel Washington’s new movie The Equalizer trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt0GkVZK8zA

15 – New cluttered American flag with 6 californias?

Mush Mouth Shy Guy Hype Man!

I pity the fool that tries to stand tall in my yard! – Jimmy’s awful Mr. T impression.

14 Y!

Brody Stevens always points out that he saw Jimmy at a best buy when he is on @Midnight.

20 – Jimmy talks about buying his webtv with Pete Schwaba, “He really is a good guy.” Pete’s bi-coastal now.

14 Y, 14 Yella! No winner!

Jimmy and Matt reenact the preshow game chat with Eliot covering $5.

Everybody wants some! Jimmy hitting that guitar! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everybody_Wants_Some!!

Jimmy back to the hand signals his friends did at the Chicago show.

25 – Heidi and Frank are on KLOS, replacing Mark and Brian. http://www.heidiandfrank.com/

Jimmy talks Obama traffic. Apparently he landed his helicopter at the high school right next to Jimmy’s old house. Jimmy had an hour and forty minute drive home last night because of the traffic

30 – Drunk History episode – http://community.ew.com/2014/07/22/drunk-history-recap-where-can-i-get-this-book/

Another plane is missing. http://www.latimes.com/world/africa/la-fg-air-algerie-flight-missing-20140724-story.html

35 – Allusian Island was WW2 – http://www.history.com/topics/world-war-ii/battle-of-the-aleutian-islands

“What are you, yella!?” – Vet to Jimmy.

SCHREVEPORT!

I went Yanni, Eliot went Yakkov.

1, 2, 3 planes missing ha ha ha – Jimmy as the Count. He confirms, not funny.

40 – Is Rich Sommer responsible for planes so we stop calling him? Eliot gives Jimmy his $5 back, counts it down Joker’s Wild style.

Eliot has a sandwich on his electronics.

Eliot remotely turns his camera so he can show off his booth. Look into the camera Eliot! You’re like a dummy at a ball game!

The revolution will not be televised btw.

45 – We’re taking calls after the break. Eliot has a 7/11 sandwich. Diablo Chicken Sandwich on Pretzel bread.

Not surprisingly, Jimmy hates the word Sliders.

May the Circle Be Unbroken lyrics – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_the_Circle_Be_Unbroken%3F

Matt talks about a friend of Ryan seeing Paul McCartney and having a beatles themed BBQ. Ryan took Paperback Sliders to the BBQ.

We’ll be back!

50 – Welcome back! 14 Y! 14 Yella. Penultimate episode.

First call! Laughing. So long.

Hello Karen! Karen’s on a bus to modesto. So long Karen!

Hellp Phillip, g’bye phil!

We got Karen back! Did she call Jimmy “Pardo” or Mr. Pardo?! We’ll never know.

Hello Eric from Wisconson. Jimmy accepts his spelling of the name. http://www.menomonie-wi.gov/

PCB Writer Eric! Jimmy loves Eric. Finish your name fully next time eric!

Hello Patrick. Local Patrick, so long!

We got Stephanie on the line! Jimmy likes Florida Georgia Line. She’s a listener since season 2!

55 – We chat with Stephanie about her life and kids! It turns into a math riddle. Jimmy mentions the rush song Time Stands Still, Matt says that is an appropriate name for a Rush song.

60 – What type of Pen do we like to use, bold tip or fine tip? Jimmy goes Medium. Matt likes a fine point felt tip.

Stephanie is a joy! She works at Pinch-a-penny pool store.

65 – We wish her a lot of luck! Eliot and I don’t get to answer. Matt thinks Eliot’s answer would be unbearably long. Stephanie likes a gel pen and a bold pen. Jimmy is not gellin’ with pens or insoles. She’s using a Pilot G2.
Jimmy’s important voicemail was a cold call from an insurance company trying to better his rate.

Jimmy wants to hate what Eliot just did but he can’t. It was good work.

Jimmy is correct on Gene Simmons real name, Chaim Witz. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Simmons

Jimmy tells Stephanie to leave a note in her husband’s jeans so he finds it while doing laundry but apparently he doesn’t check pockets. Jimmy says Fagin from Oliver does check pockets.

70 – Bye Stephanie! The guys calling in are dullards, the girls are nice! Bye Matthew! Stephanie called back! You’re done! Good bye.

Jimmy’s cousin Dan sent him a Barenaked Ladies album and he hated it. Hello Matthew! He sounds way better. He was calling from a stairwell from Evanston, Illinois. Jimmy calls him a condescending son of a bitch. He’s a writer for a training company. Writes interactive training materials.

75 – Jimmy gives him plenty of the Rickles treatment, as Matthew expected. Matthew and Jimmy talk baseball commentators.

Matthew’s stupid question is what president has two living grandsons. No one knows.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Haig

John Tyler is the answer. Jimmy cuts him loose!

Matt for got Matthew’s name and it’s his name.

We’re done!

Thanks everyone for subscribing! Takes some nerve pills guy callers!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper