26R – Growing Corn with Greg Warren

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

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00 – Hello! We’re here!

The guys talk about how amazing I am and how people like me and im the most human. After calling me Guilt Trip Garon.

Someone sent Matt an email with only the subject line: “I Hate Matt.”

Winds of Change chat! Jimmy finished it and enjoyed it.

Matt tells the story of Howard Hughes’s ship he built to recover a soviet sub.

https://interestingengineering.com/glomar-explorer-the-cia-and-howard-hughes-attempt-to-raise-a-sunken-russian-submarine

10 – Jimmy says “I cannot confirm nor deny” may be the greatest phrase in history.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Worthington%27s_law

More Money = Better Than

20 – Jimmy addresses Carl Reiner.

Letter to Jon Cryer from Carl Reiner:

25 – Talking Oliver and Kiss and his taste in TV.

Talking Lea Michelle.

Jimmy talks about Dr. Mark Moffatt. He passed away this week. RIP.

Greg Warren is here!

We’ll be back!

30 – We’re back!

Greg Warren is with us from St. Louis! He and Nicki Glaser went to the same high school. Several years a part.
Jimmy is happy with how he’s aged.

Where The Field Corn Grows is on Amazon Prime!

Greg talks about what he used to do on the road.

Jimmy and Greg work shop Greg’s brother’s name. Devon = Thomas now.

35 – Howard Busgang – https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0124080/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_2

Round the horn!

40 – Talking fireworks around town.

Talking Fireworks shows as kids.

Jimmy won’t be mocked today!

The horn is paused while Greg talks about doing a show in Myrtle Beach.

45 – Greg also did a corporate show?!

Greg talks about getting Covid tests done.

50 – Greg talks about his special where the field corn grows.

It’s mostly about farming.

Talking corn!

Apparently, it’s great right off the stalk.

Jimmy is a one and done with Cracker Barrel. “There’s bacon drippin’s in ‘em.”

55 – Movies and Corn bread!

60 – Jimmy and Fam watched The In-laws together! The original! Holds up and it’s fantastic!

My R is REO Speedwagon!

What kind of concessions do they have at a fireworks show?

1h10m – Talking popcorns!

Jimmy’s water bill skyrocketed over the lockdown.

Checking in with Eliot!

He gives us the choice between fireworks or racist father story.

Went with Father.

1h15m – We should have picked fireworks.

His dad isn’t mentaly capable of handling his money but he CAN still vote!

Eliot’s R is Right Said Fred.

He did not win.

Jimmy talks about Danielle loving Greg’s Flute Man bit. He does it for us.

1h20m – Greg gives us a lot of his JP Madison impression.

https://www.jpmadisonphotography.com/

1h25m – Matt’s here! Jimmy checks in with him! A rare check in and Matt fumbles it!

Zoe wants bangs! She made a power-point about it.

Matt’s fine with it. She gave the presentation to Elise though!

How does she do it though? Wait for the pandemic to end?

Jimmy indeed has a 9-minute bit about a bad haircut.

1h30m – Jimmy talks about his special.

Matt’s R is Rolling Stones!

1h30m – Greg talks about living in St. Louis.

Jimmy talks his target trip. TO MY TARGET. They weren’t handling social distancing very well.

1h35m – Talking old stores.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_Back_to_the_Five_and_Dime,_Jimmy_Dean,_Jimmy_Dean_(film)

Jimmy can’t get enough of Rock On.

His R word is Red Rider.

1h40m – We hear the fans guesses.

Talking Rage Against The Machine and telling Tom Morello to “stick to music.” The bands entire discography is political!

More fan guesses.

5) Rush
4) Rainbow
3) Rainbow Bridge
2) REO Speedwagon
1) Ratt

No winner!

We’re done!

See you next time!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth