NeverNotNotes

19X – Trading Insults with Jessica Chaffin

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

Jessica Chaffin

@jessicachaffin

00 – Hello! Welcome in!

Jimmy tastes his tea and talks weather.

Rain all weekend except during the time of the marches on Saturday.

Jimmy talks about driving past Eliot on the freeway when he is supposed to have already been here.

Jimmy describes Eliot’s car as the pig pen of cars.

Eliot was here and ready to go before Jimmy even though Jimmy was ahead of him on the freeway.

Eliot literally left Jimmy in his dust.

Would Eliot have been early had he not spent 10 minutes fixing that pony tail?

3 Doors Down – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3_Doors_Down

Third Eye Blind – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Eye_Blind

19X! Jimmy’s not happy with any movie starting with X so he is pardomizing a new letter.

05 – Talking X movies.

Legends of OZ: Return of Dorothy

10 – We’re doing L. 19 LA LA Land

Jimmy talks about his car seat and the issues with his brand new car.

Jimmy basically went 0 – 60 on the guy’s voicemail.

Jimmy talks about getting angry with the service guy, who admittedly is the nicest guy. His tone set Jimmy off as he thought he wasn’t being taken seriously.

15 – Jimmy’s tired of playing games with this car!

He talks more about the car and what he had to do.

20 – Our guest is here! Jessica came in defensively.

Jessica and I have conflicting stories.

Jessica’s got some lozenge

Black Currant.

Jimmy reads the currant.

Different spellings of Islamic adjacent things.

Apparently we made it on Uproxx due to Scott’s comments on Between Two Ferns.

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Jessica is going to DC for the march!

25 – Talking voting and airlines with Jessica.

Jarad Kushner gonna run the country?

Jessica talks about Haliburton and Dick Cheney profiteering from the two wars we’ve been in.

30 – Jessica talks about Betsy DeVos being Erik Prince’s sister. He founded Blackwater.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Prince

Jimmy calls Jessica a wet blanket. She is concerned about the surveillance state that this studio is.

More Betsy DeVos talk.

35 – MAIL!

Got a package from a listener, Austin.

He works for Trader Jo’s…Here it comes…here it is…

Jessica hates Trader Jo’s! She talks about it.

Jessica does like Trader Ho Ho Hos.
Jimmy is fascinated by why Jessica hates about Trader Jos.

40 – Is it jingle jangle??

Jimmy also not a fan of the stores.

Matt tries to defend the store.

Don’t take your kids to that hipster haven.

It is indeed Jingle Jangle!

Jessica talks about the can. It’s a bit of a mess for her.

45 – Jessica is furious about the oreo being cut and not a mini.

http://www.traderjoes.com/fearless-flyer/search?q=speculoos

Jessica is talking about how she discovered speculoos. We’re all completely lost.

She has a great eye for packaging and is tuned into the European candy market.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speculaas

Eliot is fascinated by the story.

Just cut the segment.

50 – Talking stores that Jessica enjoys.

55 – Jessica enjoys Matt’s shoes.

Danielle got boots for the walk.

We’ll be back!

We’re back!

19X! We’re doing L instead.

My word was La La Land.

Talking best movies of 2016.

Jessica thinks she’d want to punch Sing Street.

Jessica likes movies about honor among men. Like Master and Commander.

Tom Cruise talk.

60 – Promise Land – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2091473/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_17

Replaced carpet!

Jimmy goes back to the phone.

65 – talking three-ways and relationships.

Fuck sounds rapey out of jimmy’s mouth.

70 – Talking MMFs. Jessica wants a pro for her MMF not a couple of gays who don’t know what to do.

Loose neck Jimmy!

Eliot is here! Pony tail is present!

75 – Eliot’s getting a passport photo today and thinks that pony-tail is appropriate.

Jimmy’s looking for a picture of Eliot.

His L movie is The Lion King.

Rogue One and Moana are the last movies that Eliot and his lady friend saw.

Jimmy decides when the bits aredone!

Matt’s L word is Logan’s Run

80 – Talking Burt Reyolds movie Heat – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_(1986_film)

85 – Talking Cysts.

Jimmy had one the size of a cauliflower removed from his head.

Jamie Denbo had something removed from her shoulder. Jessica freaked out about it.

The guys are gonna see it. They describe it as a hooters hotwing.

90 – Talking about Speechless and Jon Ross Bowie.
Jessica’s L Word is Legal Eagles.

Rod Stewart sings Love Touch from Legal Eagles.

“You are a haunted house.”- Mike Schmidt

95 – Jimmy went with Longest Yard! No winner!

Talking about Arthur, Dudley, and Liza.

100 – Jimmy describes Mr. T as a very pleasant man.

Jimmy asks Jessica who the most striking celebrity she has seen in public is.

Charlize Theron is coming to Jessica’s mind.

Matt says Jennifer Lopez.

Jimmy’s was Matt Dillon?! He saw him at a barnes and noble.

Jessica watched Singles the other day.

Campbell Scott talk. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105415/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Patriot Day talk.

105 – Matt has a celebrity sighting!!! So does Jessica.

Waiting to get on the plane, first class. Man. Actor. TV.

It is not Bruce Vilanch, who Jessica describes as the widest person she’s ever known.

A 7/11 work said that Jessica looks like Chelsea Clinton who also does not brush her hair.

Guy on a sitcom but normally a dramatic actor.

Deadwood? Garret Dillahunt?! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0226813/?ref_=nv_sr_1

110 – Jessica’s celeb sighting was in a Gelson’s.

It was a man and did catch her eye. Actor. Movies. Around 50.

Brad Pitt!

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He was looking for Dental Floss.

Jessica talks about seeing him and what happened. This was six weeks ago.

120 – Talking celeb facelifts and Ray Liotta.

Sevens!

Round one did not go well. Matt chimed in.

125 – Neither did round 2.

Round Three:

Jimmy gives to Jessica Chaffin: 11 (Celebrities)

Jessica Chaffin gives to Jimmy: 18 (Celebrities)

Even Jessica can’t understand how boring she is.

We’re done!

Jingle Jangle!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth