19T – Jingling All the Way with Pat Francis

Pat Francis, the Third Chair

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher


00 – Welcome in! Happy Christmas!

Everyone sings I mime conducting. Eliot knew all the words, Matt knew none of them, neither did I. Jimmy knew some of them.

Carol of the bells. An adult Christmas song?

Get your finances in order already!

Jimmy and Matt talk 2016.

Maybe don’t be so shocked that Zsa Zsa Gabor is dead?

What does she do?

05 – Talking Gabors!


Jimmy got inspired by Matt’s Zsa Zsa song and took it over completely.

Jimmy just did an episode of The Room Where It Happens, the Hamilton podcast. It was Jimmy AND Oliver!

Epididymitis. It’s ball related, so it’s funny.

Jimmy’s got Epididymitis again!

10 – Talking Alan Thicke and his songs


Why do Matt and Jimmy get along? Matt’s 8 years younger!

Opening some mail!

Pants down laughing!

More Sinatra Gabor talk!

15 – The mail is here!!

Matt Buress sent some stuff to us!

A gator for the second shelf and a hot bag of corn friend!

Thanks Matt!!

He also sent in some kind of a picture.

He sent an autograph picture of gator himself! Burt Reynolds!

20 – Good stuff Matthew!

Christmas Bagpipe!

That word is actually Lagniappe – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagniappe

Jimmy opens MORE mail! It’s from Jennifer Pelkey.

Seems to be ice cream related.

Ice cream spoons!

Pat’s here! With bells but not a Santa suit. He brought a coat for Zoe.

25 – Talking Last Christmas.

Jimmy’s opening his spoon.

Jimmy’s a spoon man! He does love the scoop of the spoon but not the size of it.

Eliot just assured that Jimmy would be a gif!

19 pounds of meat coming at ya!

Dirty Carson!

We’ll be back!

30 – We’re back!

We’re back officially!

19 T!

Singing the bell song! Eliot knows all the words apparently.

Pat enjoys everyone’s hair!

Talking T-Cell.

Jimmy enjoys me with bangs.

Talking PCAT photos.

35 – Round the horn!

Talking broken home Christmases.

NNF Baseball league talk!

Eliot has a Fantasy BBall question.

40 – More fantasy ball talk.

Classic fantasy baseball?

Anna Kendrick – Scrappy Little Nobody – 

Talking Eliot’s hair. He’s got a little product in it.


Up to 12 chambers?

45 – Talking Epididymis and considering removing the ball. Jimmy talks about discovering the pain of epididymis.

Bells sounding like bag of nuts!

Elf talk!

Hannakah talk with Eliot, who is an atheist jew.

50 – Talking gifts.

Pat wonders about Adam Sandler’s holiday cartoon. Eight Crazy Nights.

Tear talk.

Pat does a great Sharon and Ozzie.

Jimmy wonders if Eliot will allow him to open the Croce show with that.

More bells with Jimmy singing Crazy Train!

55 – My T Word is Terminator!

Jimmy talks about Celebrity Apprentice.

Talking Trump kids on airplanes.


Eliot’s T word was originally Tommy, which gets us some Dirty Carson but he changed it to Transylvania 6-5000.

65 – talking fucking valets.

Matt’s word is Taps.

Taps – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083169/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2

Trump talks Nukes – http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38410027?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central

Talking Rocky.

Stallone says no to Trump – http://www.mercurynews.com/2016/12/19/sylvester-stallone-turns-down-donald-trumps-job-offer/

75 – Talking TAPS cast.

We’ll be back!

We’re back with some Foster Brooks talk from Dirty Carson.

Talking Tiffani!

A hit is a hit!

Pat’s here! He talks about doing the holiday jams episode with April Richardson, who it turns out hates Christmas music.

We hear some Rock N Roll Santa.

Talking Christmas songs that Pat featured on his episode.

80 – Talking Rock Solid episodes.

85 – Pat’s also got a drummer for Rod Stewart on the show.

Pat’s T movie is The Thing.

19 Tank Girl?! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114614/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Talking bad graphic novel movies,

Barb Wire – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115624/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Last item as advertised on TV bought? Jimmy bought the laser light thing for the house and Flex Seal.

90 – talking bad products they bought. (and good ones)

Pat bought a MyPillow. He loves it.


95 – Talking beds!

Should Jimmy and I start using a Flobee?

100 – Santa talk!

Pat tells us about his post office Santa who is not very jolly. “Put your hand in and pull it out!”

105 – Pat talks about packages he got, including a bluray player.

Pat has an Ebay letter!!

Jimmy talks about an ebay transaction he had where they tried to cancel it.

Pat reads his letter.

Pay off: Henry found it hysterical.

We’re done!

See you next time guys!

Merry Christmas!!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth