18R – Shuffling Along with Rachel Quaintance

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

Rachel Quaintance

Rachel Quaintance

00 – Welcome into 18 R!

Jimmy’s not happy with his R choice but he is sticking with it.

We’re gonna go through some of these dusty 45s!

Chair games.


Jimmy’s gonna guess the song from Paul Young. He can’t name the b-side. It’s Yours.

He’s pulling another.

This game sucks.

05 – He can guess the label by the number on the 45. The B-Side is Man in the Middle from 1975.

Abba SOS!


One more.

B-Side is Slip Away from 1975. December 1963(Oh What A Night)

10 – Okay one more.

B-side Bullet in the Chamber 1985. Loverboy! Lovin’ Every Minute Of It! Jimmy got the band.

One more!

1975! Gwen McCray from Cat Records. No one knows this person.

1978! A band Jimmy does not like. WB records B side: Down To The Waterline Dire straits, Sultons of Swing.

One more!

15 – Chair

Rachel Quittance is here!! (Uh, that’s Quaintance. -Darryl)


Matt – 63
Eliot – 88
Jimmy – 18

No winner!

20 – Dolly Parton talk!

Rachel talks about her dad sneaking onto Dolly’s bus with Rachel when she was a baby.

25 – Stevie Wonder talk.

Rachel talks about her first concerts.

Rachel just went to Block Island recently.

jimmytatRachel has never seen Jimmy’s Tattoos.

Michael Voltaggio?! 

30 – Friday night dance talk! Jimmy cried at a picture she sent him.

1984 – Less Than Half is the B-Side. It’s The Warrior!

Jimmy again guesses the recrd label.

B side Better Days. 1975. It’ll Shine When It Shines is the album Jackie Blue. The Ozark Mountain something

It got better!

That label thing is impressive for sure guys.

35 – No body likes old man lizard.

Rachel Quaintance is here! (That’s better! – Darryl)

She calls Jimmy out on throwing something around.

Jimmy’s got 2 tattoos done in three different sessions.
Nicole Sullivan talk.

Jimmy talks about Jimmy freaking out post oliver and getting the tattoos.

We’ll be back!

We’re back!

Jimmy’s coughing and Matt wants to help him. But Jimmy’s afraid of it.

Matt tries to flash Jimmy’s tattoo.

40 – Lots going on today guys.

Jimmy’s tendonitis is acting up.

Jimmy did a mashup guys.

One of our favorite guests!

I couldn't resist adding the "napkins" tag to the story about Mel's terrible waffles.

Rachel never forgets about me, even though I didn’t bid on her coasters at PCAT.

Talking Darryl.

Trading Spaces talk – 

2000 – 2008

45 – Round the horn!


Chorus line – 

Talking Ty Pennington and celeb commercials.

55 – Rachel talks about a ball game. This coach is someone famous apparently.

60 – Merle Haggard is from Oildale CA

Jim Reeves is dead.

Jimmy has Jim Reeves on his phone.

65 – We go through Rachel’s playlist.

Streisand talk!

Trump talk.

70 – Reba! No winner.

Domesticated dick!

Jimmy’s gonna show up on Rachel’s digital show.

75 – Rachel talks about going to rescue a dog from craigslist.

My R word is Reba.

Eliot’s R word is Roxy Music! No winner. Eliot gives us a couple other options. Including Rick Astley.

Matt’s R word is Rush.

Rachel’s R word is…Radiohead!

85 – The Romantics! No winner.

Jimmy wants a lower arm tattoo.

Any NNF Tattoos out there? Get one and sit in on an episode.


Celebrity sighting!

90 – Rachel has a dog park celeb sighting. It’s a false sighting! Not Brie Larson.

Rachel tells another celeb sighting but we can’t know who it is. The guy was a dick to her and humiliated her to the point of causing a sinus infection in her ear.


100 – Little Miss Sunshine talk.

Rodeo fucking!

Million dollar dallas baby buyers club.

110 – Rachel talks about telling a homeless to stop shitting in the street.

Matt talks about offering a sandwich to a homeless guy who just asked for money who then refused the sandwich saying he doesn’t need charity.

Mandy Patinkin talk! Coffee in a Cardboard Cup!

See you next time!!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth

Addendum by Darryl: Soon after this episode posted, a TV commercial featuring Rachel with John Sena was released. She couldn’t talk about it on the show, since it was not out yet, but for the sake of posterity, here it is: