17O – Passing Notes with Danielle Koenig

Danielle Koenig

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

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00 – Yes! Hi! Woooooo! Jimmy might have blown out his voice, the mics, and the headphones. His back hurts.

Danielle is our guest today!

Eliot was 12 minutes late! No text no nothing. He has a good reason though, he was driving.

We can’t make fun of Eliot because of all the nonsense going wrong with Eliot. He’s genuinely upset about stuff.

Give this man a break today!

Give this man a break today!

Matt sings some Bad Day for Eliot.

Matt sings some Sarcastic National Anthem.

Matt’s wearing his Avenger’s 10k shirt.

Jimmy thinks the print is too heavy.

The guys talk shirts!

05 – Matt forgot to mention he met a fan at the 10k. The guy yelled his name. Hi Tony* and his wife!

*may not be correct

Jimmy gives a little ass smack when he passes runner.

Matt talks to Jimmy about pictures from the race.

Elise got elbowed by someone in the race and they got a picture of it. Jimmy talks Lawsuit which immediately went into talk of The Grinder.

The Grinder

The guys talk Ratings and TV shows.

Grinder recent ratings – 

Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner

10 – Oliver is watching Full House. Jimmy says it is the worst.

Countdown clock for the Olsen girls being legal is pretty creepy.

Kylie Jenner

Guys talk cheerleaders.

Jimmy talks about noticing the difference between freshman cheerleaders and senior cheerleaders who were at the marathons.

15 – 1D chat. Larry talk!!

To be fair!!!!

We analyze me facebook for vaguebooking.

20 – Prime now chat!

Back pain requiring chiropractor

Back pain requiring chiropractor

Jimmy’s back is bothering him pretty badly and his chiropractor is not open tomorrow.

Eliot’s car is missing a headlight.

Jimmy checked with Eliot to see if he needed a ride today since his meetings got canceled.

25 – Eliot drives differently with people in the car.

Danielle is here!!!

She did a group text and the friend started getting a little personal.

Ted Cruz made Danielle late. She got caught up in reading his bull shit.

Ted Cruz

He’s 44.

Ted McGinley is 57. 

Obama’s comments on Cruz –

Insult me to my face

Lin-Manuel Miranda in the title role of the musical "Hamilton" at the Richard Rodgers Theatre in New York.Jimmy sings some Hamilton.

Jesus Christ Superstar hits the major buttons of Christmas and Easter according to Matt.

30 – Jimmy quotes Leviicus.

Eliot says something to Jimmy’s chagrin. Danielle asks if this is when we ice.

Jimmy talks about Leviticus some more – Leviticus 19:33-34 and 24:22 – When the alien resides with you in your land, you shall not oppress the alien. The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.”

Here is another translation : “When a stranger sojourns with you in your land, you shall not do him wrong. You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.

35 – Jimmy gives Eliot a major ice.

NJ cannot pump their own gas.

http://www.gasbuddy.com/GasPriceMap

40 – Eliot talks about what is bothering him. He got hit with a major tax bill from LA. He calls it egregious.

Chip Chinnery sends out reminder emails yearly so that people don’t get these charges.

http://www.chipsmoneytips.com/

You gotta file baby!

Jimmy saved $15 at Amazon!

We’ll be back!!

We’re back!

We are not sponsored by amazon or chips money tips or the anti cruz movement.
17 Octagon!

45 – Nitpicking is Eliot and Matt’s podcast.

50 – Mom’s famous lasagna!

Sophie Simmons

We talk linkin park, prodigy, and hear both versions of Firestarter.

55 – Jimmy watched 88 minutes of a Doors documentary before realizing he’d seen it in theatres.

60 – Jimmy talks about his interviews today.

Jimmy is indeed like this at home.

Jimmy does his soup character.

We all have thinks that drive our loved ones crazy.

Matt can take about 2 hours.

65 – Taylor Swift talk! Elise saw lisa kudrow, selena gomez, and Justin timberlake.

Apparently Doug Benson is a huge fan of hers.

70 – Oliver’s newest impression is john travolta introducing Idina Menzel at the Oscars.

My word was Octopussy – 

Danielle gives us her Spotlight joke.

75 – Is Danielle gonna recommend a movie for me?

Punch down!

Eliot’s here! Jimmy calls him a sad sack and talks about his one headlighted car. Eliot loves going through tunnels with the top down.

80 – Talking convertibles!

Matt is mad at motorcycles noise. Apparently all of us are.

Eliot says they are loud so people know they are there.

elio-2015-13We love our cars.

Elio car

No clunkers on Blackish. Everyone in the cast is fantastic.

85 – The Odd Couple returns mid season.

The gang talks about Phil Rosenthal’s show’s LA episode.

Paul Reiser talk.

90 – Jimmy talks about when his appendix was taken out.

Fred Savage’s kid is named Oliver.

Morningstar/Eveningstar

Fred Savage career talk.

Orenthal – Eliot’s word.

Eliot believes OJs son killed Nicole Brown.

95 – Enjoy some OJ Conspiracy theories – 

Eliot talks about Jimmy’s boxing character.

We listen to an Oneida Casino commercial. No theme song.

Matt’s O word was..i forgot.

Danielle’s was Onasis.

100 – Soda Can bomb? 

The guys talk about Colbert/Bill Maher interview. 

Bill Maher chat! Jimmy recounts a Chris Hardwick joke about Bill’s girlfriend.

“She’s as purty as a lady bird.” – origin of nickname.

Talking about Oliver’s impressions.

Aristotle Onassis – 

Don’t you have to buy a yacht for tax purposes?

110 – Eliot’s got some input on the boat talk. He thinks billionaire Jimmy owns all types of transportation.

We’re done! Long and fun show! We learned a bit about Eliot and I and that Oliver hates Jimmy’s impressions/characters.

See you next time!!!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth