1507 – Tattooing You with Joe DeRosa
Joe DeRosa
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In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
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00 – Welcome! Jimmy sings a new theme song. Attempts to shoot a napkin into the trash 6 times. Fails.
Use your names little dicks like Bright Eyes and Five for Fighting!
05 – Jimmy’s had the same windshield covers for 20 years. Air Touch Cellular. It made it through numerous cars.
It’s really hot out side. Surface of the sun hot.
Jimmy tries to get us to guess the song she’s Hot to Go. Matt correctly guesses Lyle Lovett after Jimmy gives us a L.
10 – We listen to some Lyle Lovett Pontiac
Jimmy went to Matt’s for Zoe’s party. It was a hang out or drop off party. Jimmy asked Oliver if he wanted him to stay. Oliver told him to take off!
When Jimmy came back later it was too crowded! Matt wishes more parents would have left too.
Oliver had a great time!
Hot in the valley baby!
Jimmy went to the mall and enjoyed some Panda Express honey sesame chicken.
15 – Jimmy said he went out side and felt his face melt ala Darkman or Raiders of the Lost Arc.
They also went to a party at Charles Cheeses.
Our guest is here! He’s going through something on Twitter. Jimmy’s on his side.
Jimmy’s beef: Child abusers and those who defend them
Apparently Jimmy’s taking heat for supporting the KID in the Adrian Pterson situation.
We swim in a sea of dumb.
Joe’s lost weight, stopped smoking, less drinking.
Jimmy stopped by my yard sale! Fun weekend!
20 – Jimmy’s fired up over the Adrian Peterson situation.
25 – We’re gonna talk about 4th and loud after the break. Jimmy would be just as upset over anyone harming their kid let alone a football player.
Do we like the “Understand guy?” Jimmy loves it. He thinks it’s a guy that’d be in Jersey Boys. We love Frankie Valley and the Four Seasons. He’s not Charlie Pride good.
Five for Fighting – his real name is Vladimir John Ondrasik III.
Joe DeRosa is here! He looks great. Jimmy said he looked dead last time he saw him. Leathery smoker’s face!
30 – Jimmy saw some Ninja Warrior guys on the lot.
We’ll be back!
We’re back! Jimmy does a Pat Francis quote about Steve Miller.
Jimmy maintains to this day that he saw the Colonel when he drive past a KFC in Chicago once. He was stocking the soda.
Jimmy asserts that Joe wasn’t wearing his glasses when he got his tattoo after Joe said they add some intelligence to his face.
Jimmy loves the sea mother fucker!
Joe also thinks he was born in the wrong time. He says he should have been born before people. Like he should have been Adam.
35 – No ones ever guessed what his No Symbol tattoo is on the first guess. Joe got it because he is a bad religion fan. He also has a Zappa Lives tattoo. Fave band: Bad Religion. Fave solo artist: Frank Zappa.
Jimmy true or falses Joe about Zappa on Zappa concert.
Jimmy not a Zappa fan in his youth. It wasn’t until he was 30 that he got into him.
Joe talks about his history with Frank Zappa.
His favorite album is Roxy & Elsewhere
40 – Joe goes off on the world today. Jimmy admits he made an error getting on his soap box.
Oliver read one of the comics he got on the way to Zoe’s party.
Eliot’s thumb’s up! Jimmy again officially apologizes to Eliot for going overboard on the hair stuff. Eliot reiterates that his haircut is not related to that. He messed up cutting his hair and had to take it all off.
45 – Joe admits he doesn’t have cable. He reads and watches films. He also quotes Woody Allen films.
Whatever Works starring Larry David
Joe drops the C word. It’s his favorite word.
Brown Eyed Girl is Joe’s least favorite song of all time. Also In Your Eyes, Come on Eileen, Blister in the Sun. They’re songs that would have to be played before a high school dance would end. He got annoyed by his friends living the songs so much.
50 – Both Matt and Jimmy think they’re guesses are wrong. Jimmy guesses Piano Man. Matt suggests Sweet Caroline.
Joe also describes the songs as stuff that liberal hip suburban dads would listen to. Like parents who think they’re cool listen to Peter Gabriel.
Joe is 37. Ben Button was old at the baby time.
Matt not feeling great. Jimmy blames a series of birthday parties. Matt agrees and its also getting up early with Charlie.
55 – Jimmy and Joe talk about Joe not able to find the original version of a song. Matt goes back to those hated songs and adds The Joker by Steve Miller Band, Paradise by the Dashboard Light by Meatloaf which Joe says was the 5th song he couldn’t think of.
Joe describes that as a song that people who think they like good music like.
Los Angeles is Burning is on the The Empire Strikes First album
Jimmy mentions a Pat Francis joke about Meatloaf.
60 – Jimmy loves Meatloaf but Paradise is between 35 – 40.
MeatLoaf Bat out of Hell is going to be a Peter Pan musical!? Apparently the songs were originally written for that reason.
Joe makes fun of Billy Joel endlessly but he likes his music. Jimmy as we know has come around to Billy Joel.
Apparently, Frank Zappa made fun of Peter Frampton because of his I’m In You album.
65 – Matt names another song to hate. Lola. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lola_(song)
Luka – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luka_(song)
70 – Joe does his Sam Rockwell getting angry impression.
Joe loves Tom Waits.
75 – Steve Martin Let’s Get Small (1977)
Break!
We’re back!
Jimmy having clock issues. Break without a hitch!
Ray Stevens – The Streak went to #1! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Streak
Jimmy true or falses again! This time about bringing up Jerry Reed during every stand up.
Smokey and the Bandit chat. Jackie Gleason is fantastic in it apparently.
80 – Joe calls Smokey the best movie of all time. Jimmy used to watch that and airplane every weekend when they visited his dad.
Cannonball Run 2 is unwatchable.
Jimmy and Walter got into a heavy conversation on how Jimmy is wrong about Dom DeLouise.
There were 4 Smokey and the Bandit TV movies 1994.
Jimmy’s clock went into reverse.
Jimmy’s beef: Eliot embarrassing the show
Eliot says something that embarrasses the show.
90 – Jimmy tells the story about a Chicago convention in Vegas. Danielle went along with him. “Does anyone really care” came up in a line that was nearing the time cut off. Someone asked What time it was and someone answered “Does anyone really care?”
Death talk. We lost Robin Williams, Joan Rivers, and James Gandolfini. Joe apparently wasn’t aware. Also Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Joe takes offense to the phrase “Bangin’ around.” Porking is his favorite euphemism for sex but he never uses it.
Joe wrote for Pete Holmes Show. After all this death Joe is just glad that he can go back to work next season. Jimmy informs him that show was cancelled. The guys riff on Pete. Jimmy doesn’t think that Pete’s show being cancelled is going to hurt him at all since it was on TBS.
95 – Pointillism
Joe shows off his other tattoo that was a cover up of another tattoo that was a George Carlin tattoo.
100 – Joe says he will never get a tattoo removed. The pain is excruciating. More tattoo talk.
Joe asks if Jimmy was a fan of even the cetera years of Chicago. He appreciates the earlier stuff better but the Cetera led songs fit in with his life at the time so he still appreciates it.
ANOTHER True or False based on Peter Cetera.
105 – Joe is gonna do his Tom Waits being interviewed. Jimmy talks about the Chicago shut the fuck up incident.
ANOTHER True or False! Jimmy hates it when a comedian says Im joking on stage. True.
Joe brings up a Key and Peele sketch.
We’re closing it out with Joe’s Tom Waits. Dan St. Germaine does a great Paul Giamatti.
Tom Waits’ wild days are apparently behind him, according to Joe. Joe also thinks Tom is a funny guy.
Jimmy gives us some Johnny Carson!
Jimmy running through Peter Cetera and go through Joe’s apartment!
See you next time!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper