15W – Cashing Checks with Wayne Federman
Wayne Federman
After-the-fact, not by Skype, or in-studio notes by Darryl Asher
You can also see Wayne Federman playing cards with Kenny Rogers in an unavoidable but very funny commercial running on television, streaming services, and in your dreams.
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Welcome to 15W!
Eliot annoys Jimmy as soon as the show starts
Jimmy apologizes for not being sensitive about Eliot’s mother
“Go fuck yourself if you think I’m insensitive”
No Garon due to illness, and not enough time OR INTEREST to get Darryl Asher
I don’t know if this counts as a shout-out or a shit-on. Half and half I guess.
More than you ever needed to know about flu shots
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Jimmy takes offense at Matt’s “You’re short for a stormtrooper” joke, which was awesome
The Star Wars 10K and half marathon in Anaheim
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Lots of street maintenance around Jimmy’s old house on Rimpaugh
Eliot’s peek into the underbelly of Los Angeles street maintenance
One-Lane Bullshit played a great set at Bonaroo
Paul Anka rant reenactment
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San Diego Chargers are still a team
Jimmy wants to buy an NFL team with someone else’s money
Wayne Federman got recognized as he was coming into the studio
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Everyone loves Wayne’s commercial with Kenny Rogers
BREAK
Jimmy schools Wayne on mic placement
All the details about Jimmy’s LG TV purchase
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Paul Anka Rant / Buddy Rich rant / Casey Kasem Rant
TRUE OR FALSE: Jimmy made Oliver laugh with his “too many buttons” comment in the Chrysler 300
Jimmy’s new eGOlf: 4 mile range
Garon is apparently the glue/catalyst that holds the whole show together. No Garon = CHAOS
Crazy Train
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Wayne has only owned 3 cars, all foreign made
15 Winnebego! (Shoulda been WAYNE! Come on, Jimmy!)
Ads for Wayne’s Plymouth Arrow used the song Me and my Arrow song by Harry Nilsson
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Ribs, veal, and food from cute baby animals
Turkey neckbones. Really Jimmy? Gross.
Jimmy used to eat turkey neckbones
COUPON and other pronunciations
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There’s no predicting what shows are a hit in syndication
Why no Family Ties in syndication
Wayne was on a “very special episode” of a show in the 90s
Different World!
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Wayne takes a bold stance against saying the N word
Dean Cain talk
Pardcastathon talk
Wayne gives some Pardcastathon constructive criticism
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Wayne thinks every role he plays might spin off into it’s own movie, TV show, and theme park
The Jessica Savitch meltdown video (And yes it’s Savitch not Savage)
Hannah Storm makeup wacking
Lots of wordplay
BREAK
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Immediate anger at Eliot’s countdown method
Hannah Storm tweets her defense of the makeup artist stiff-arm
All about WayneFederman.com
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Jimmy offers Matt $100 if he can name all the domain names Jimmy owns
Wayne got a residual check for $0.00
More anger at Eliot
Gripping details about Wayne’s check depositing methods
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Everyone wants in on the sweet, sweet check cashing and depositing story-telling action
What other shows has Wayne been on?
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Jimmy’s domains: jimmypardo.com; nevernotfunny.com; 591rock.com; 591roll.com; ihated2ndshowfriday.com (?); chicagopodcastauthority.com; nevernotfunnypodcast.com
Death stare at Eliot
Wayne listed Oscar noms by studio on his Facebook page for reasons
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Selma Oscar snubs
Jimmy thinks maybe Selma wasn’t Oscar-worthy
Wayne uses “Tomato” as a verb, which I love! “Selma is tomato-ing at 99%!”
Jimmy and Matt both think The Lego Movie was just OK
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All about the various version of Annie
Wayne did not use actresses and celebrities as his teenage fantasy objects
More about Oscar noms for animated films
Daniel Koenig – Show Interrupter
A cameo by Danielle (via phone call interrupting the show)
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Movie talk, movie talk, and more movie talk
Jimmy is hosting a pilot presentation at the Acme
Wayne watched the Oscar noms on his phone while still in bed because THE WORLD HAS CHANGED, PEOPLE!!!
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Wayne knows every best picture by heart
TRUE OR FALSE: Jimmy has never seen Braveheart
Jimmy insists that Barbra Streisand didn’t get nominated for best director for her movie that nominated for Best Picture
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Jimmy is upset that VH1 is pre-empting “his music videos” for a SNL marathon
Jimmy and Wayne love the Palladia network
Finding Vivien Meyer is on Showtime
Fan Tom Jenkinson’s documentary “One Rogue Reporter” is on Vimeo and www.oneroguereporter.com
Controversy over what year Three Dog Night’s Joy to the World was released
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The Roger Ebert doc Life Itself was not nominated for an Oscar
Streisand has directed Yentl, The Mirror has Two Faces, and The Prince of Tides
The Prince of Tides was nominated for Best Picture but not Best Director
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The Summer of 69 is NOT about 69-ing, no matter what Bryan Adams says about his own song
More about Oscar history
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Wayne thought Megan Trainor was black before seeing the video
Wayne lilkes Selena Gomez’s “I Love you Like a Love Song”
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
-Darryl Asher, note curator, magician, photographer, Skyper-inner (but not for this one)
