14A – Players Club Premier – Sucking Quietly with Dave Holmes

Dave Holmes - slightly cross but very fit!

Dave Holmes – Players Club Premier Guest


In-Studio notes by Garon Cockrell

NNF 14a – Dave Holmes


00 – PLAYERS CLUB BABY!  14a!  Membership cards are coming!  Discounts at Jimmy’s show.  Almost out of NNF Volume 1!   Welcome to the players club.  We’re #1 on the comedy chart on iTunes and #4 on the overall chart for podcasts!  Thanks EVERYONE!

05 – I’m great guys!  No job yet still looking!  Eliot’s in a costume again.  Bow Tie.  Jimmy says he looks like a waiter.  We’re sorry the video was late!  “Your friend Andy Richter” – Oliver won’t even cast his dad.

Here’s your http://dennismillerbot.tumblr.com/

10 –Dave Holmes is here!!  Jimmy’s on Twitter @jimmypardo.

Eliot brought the chair!  It was delivered!!!  He had to clean it up a bit but overall Jimmy loves it!  Jimmy recommends Swiffer.   Swiffer with suction.   Swiffer Vac http://www.swiffer.com/products/swiffer-sweepervac-cordless-vacuum-sweeper

Jimmy might come back around to the Swiffer wet jet.

Quick break! 

Welcome back!  Players Club 14a!  Dave Holmes is here and has lost even more weight!  Looks great!

15 – Matt was way too skinny back at pardcast 2011.  He cut sugar and carbs but hes back on them.  Jimmy asked if he listens to sugar and carbs on kissfm.

Jimmy was on Kevin and Bean this morning to promote the show.

Players club cards are going to be personalized!!

20 – dave senses the Players Club is more laid back.  He wants it candle lit!

I’ve never heard of Candlelight Bowling.  Dave worked with Mandy Moore when she worked at MTV!   Sway is still at MTV.  Heather B from Real World 1 is his sidekick on his Sirius xm show. Mandy Moore has Jimmy’s favorite album cover.  Dave says her cover album is great.

35 – I’m back!  Jimmy had my computer for a bit.  He met Taylor from Dawes and decided to let Dave have him.  Red Hot Chili Peppers new song!  http://rhcp2014.com/  All proceeds go directly to salt. – Dave.  The guys wonder why the Chili Peppers are performing at the super bowl.

Bruno Mars:  Bruno Mars was born Peter Gene Hernandez on October 8, 1985, in Honolulu, Hawaii, and was raised in the Waikiki neighborhood of Honolulu. He is the son of Peter Hernandez and Bernadette “Bernie” San Pedro Bayot (died June 1, 2013).[11][12] His father is of half Puerto Rican and half Jewish (from Hungary and Ukraine) descent, and is originally from Brooklyn, New York.[13][14] Mars’ mother immigrated to Hawaii from the Philippines as a child, and was of Filipino, and some Spanish, descent

Jimmy got some half and half in his eye.

40 – jimmy guesses my top 3 guys as linus jerry from parks and maybe eeyore?  Acutally probably Joseph Gordon Levitt, Zac Efron.  Evan Peters.

45 – http://www.straight.com/blogra/573916/super-bowl-date-change-super-bowl-monday-super-bowl-friday Superbowl moving days?

Jimmy got a package from some fans.  They sent a Telly Savalas album on vinyl!   Jimmy reads the liner notes about the album.  Brilliant.

50 –  Darryl Asher of Never Not Notes sent a package!  Jimmy hasn’t opened it yet.   Tootsie pops!!!  Thanks Darryl!

Matt plays some Telly for us.   Jimmy sings along!  More gifts!  A Kojak Board game!!  Awesome!  Jimmy’s opening the floor to Stupid Questions!

102 for matt for theme song.

55 – If Kojak were alived and real what would he advertise today.  Everyone agrees E-Cigs.   Does jimmy watch all gh or fast fwd to specific scenes.  For the first time he fast fwd past a scene.

60 – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobbie_Spencer  John Kerry – http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/wp/2013/09/04/john-kerrys-face-looks-different-exhaustion-illness-botox/

Another Stupid question:  Bobsled, ski jump, figure skating.  Which would we do at Sochi.   Sounds like bobsled wins.

Luge athlete who died at Olympics.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nodar_Kumaritashvili

65 – more questions.  Wash all socks at once or a few at a time.   Jimmy got 99 pairs and a sock aint one.   Jimmy thought Beyonce looks great at the grammys.

John Cavanaugh tried to vote Jimmy out of a lunch room table.

70 – Sleeve Garter is the arm band we’ve been talking about.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeve_garter

Matt tells his neighbor story where his neighbor told elyse that their neighbor died (two doors down from Matt).  It was Phil Everley.

75 – We’re done!  Episode 14a out!  Players Club!

My Pleasure,

– Garon/The Thief/Cuban Defector/Scout/The Beast/Sad Sack