32R – Picking boogers with Rob Kutner

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

NNF Platinum 32R – Rob Kutner

00 – Hello! Indeed!

We’re behind the closed door and keeping it sneaky!


Game Night tonight (as we record)! We’re playing Pardoisms.

Weeping in the jizz bag!

Eliot was late. Mother Nature got him!

Enjoy the lengths of the episodes no matter what they are.

Eliot did finish his task and we are a go to speak to him if necessary.

Jimmy circles back to the live stream comments on emails. We do get WONDERFUL emails! We just also get shitty ones.

Today we got a wonderful one about a mom having twins! Congrats!

5 – We love the fans who don’t email also!

NNF Fans are everywhere! NNF is the indie band of podcasting. Tell your friends!

Jimmy shares a story from Chicago trip. “I gotta work on my golf game.” – Jimmy’s Dad while opening cards. He didn’t even know why he said it. It was an outloud thought!

“Yeah…fish.” – Jimmy for reasons he doesn’t know.

Jimmy made a Dave Matthews playlist for his flight. He heard a song and a half and apparently fell asleep.

10 – Jimmy’s gonna go through his songs on the playlist.

Introing basketball teams to Two Step!

Rod Stewart X-Files theme?

Talking about Denis Miller’s old HBO show that had Tears For Fears Everybody Wants To Rule The World in its intro.

Where is Denis Miller? What’s he doing?

20 – Some titanic sub talk.


The Olympic is/was the sister ship of the Titanic.

Blink 182

Our guest is here early! We send him to the coffee shop.

Jimmy gives us an eye update.

Some computer issues so missed some stuff!

Rob Kutner returns and shows off his new book Snot Goblins!

We’ll be right back!

We’re back!

Jimmy talks about Rob rushing to give Conan a tag for a joke. It was an exciting moment to see right before the show started. It never happened again

40 – Jimmy asks Rob about being a monologue writer and how many of his jokes ended up getting used. He’d submit around 50 and 5-7 would get used.

Rob DID work on Denis Miller’s show but did not win any Emmys. He did win some when he worked on The Daily Show.

The Feldman’s also worked there. Rob talks more about writing for Denis Miller.

Jimmy and Rob talk about his book and whether or not it could be a series!

45 – Jimmy compliments the feel of Rob’s book.

Matt opens right to the page that features the Titanic.
Rob wants his book banned so the kids really want it!

Rob and Jimmy last saw each other’s kids at a pool party. His daughter is the same age as Oliver.

Brian Kiley is 61!

50 – Rob just saw Laurie Kilmartin at the WGA rally at the Tar Pits!



“catastrophic loss of pressure.”

Rob lived in NY when he was on The Daily Show. He had his first kid there.

55 – Conan just had Kelly Clarkson on!

Clay Aiken talk!

My mom loves him!

Guessing my mom’s name!

It’s Cathy (famously CJ on Stream).

Jimmy’s penis says glug.

Spoo Goblins!

60 – Charlie Hunnam – https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0402271/

Rob’s taking his son to see Spider-verse today!

Rob has a brag about being part of Marvel. He ghostwrote the Scott Lang book in Ant-Man! It’s coming out in September!

Apparently Vin Diesel is somewhere between 5’11 and 6’4.

1h5m – Rob is THANKED by Scott Lang in the book so does that mean he is technically IN the MCU?

Matt explains “The Blip” to Jimmy.
Talking about Star Wars and Andor.

1h10m – Talking Creator Clash – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creator_Clash

Mark Zuckerberg has become self aware.


Round the horn!

1h15m – I fill everyone in on my dog situation.

Renee Zellweger is my guess!

$10 on the board!

Matt wonders about Joe Biden’s hand during the world cup speech.


Eliot talks about his improv class he went to and there was an air purifier there and some high fives.

1h20m – Mike Rock was the teacher! Eliot gives us more details about the class.

He witnessed a DRIVE BY SHOOTING?!

1h25m – Eliot’s guess is Rebecca Romain!

Ron guesses Raquel Welch.

Matt was gonna guess Rebecca Romain, but changes to friend of the show Rachel Bloom!

We hear the fans!

Rhea Pearlman and Danny DeVito are separated but not divorced. They don’t see a reason to do it.

5) Rose Clooney (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary_Clooney)
4) Rebel Wilson
3) Reese Witherspoon
2) Raquel Welch
1) Rita Hayworth

No winner.

Get Rob’s book!

Rob’s got more books coming and a pitch ready to get out there.

We’re done! See you next time!

Thank you all!!!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole