32I – Slashing and burning with Paul Gilmartin

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

NNF Platinum 32I – Paul Gilmartin

00 We’re live!

Hello welcome in!

We got a trophy!

Talking intros!

Jimmy is Novocain free despite how he is talking.

We don’t need to know about Eliot making his sausage.

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10 – Poll.ly?



Jimmy’s a guest on Ally and Bean’s special guest.

Podcast bonus talk.

15 – Now’s the time to take that call Eliot!

Jury Duty is gonna have 8 episodes – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_Duty_(2023_TV_series)

20 – Ross Kimball has Jimmy’s phone number. He’s getting a lot of texts from him.

Jimmy’s text card is full!

Don’t worry it’s a bit…ish.

Ross Kimball should be in a Dog Food commercial.

Jimmy was at a doctor. Beat. Eliot plays theme.
25 – Jimmy talks docs!

Inject the penis!

Talking epi pen style injections.

Jimmy wrestled in school? His dad was all city wrestler and boxing!

He got Jimmy into wrestling in 6th or 7th grade. He tells the story.

30 – He had to wrestle in jeans for the second match. He thought he was done after losing the first but it was a double elimination.

He was also the manager of the basketball team!

No Pink Belly for Jimmy! He quite the wrestling team when he heard they were about to initiate him.


35 – Talking wrestling and the fear of an erection. Jimmy says it won’t happen.

David Portnoy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Portnoy

Mike Portnoy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Portnoy

40 – Back to Jimmy’s doctor story.

Fun with docs and nurses!

Jimmy recounts an airport story where he joked about taking a plane down.

45 – Paul Gilmartin is here!!!

Jimmy compliments him on his How To Survive episode.

We’ll be right back!

32i! We’re back!

50 – Who’s the dumbest person alive?

Paul got in the backseat of a car once when he was high and didn’t know it until he pulled out his keys.

Paul got kicked out of his old place that was nearby because he complained about the smell. They decided not to renew his lease.

Paul used to hang his hockey stuff on his balcony.

55 – Paul has done a show with Rudy.

Talking to Paul about his show promo.

Must be the hockey wear and tear that’s got Paul feeling the aches and pains.

He had surgery on his shoulder but is still gonna be on the ice once he’s all healed.

Stopping hockey is NOT an option.

60 – Talking about Bud Light and the reaction of their customers.

Jimmy loves the taste of Miller Light!

Paul talks about his podcast and how it has evolved a bit away from having “celebrity” guests.

1h5m – Just tell us no if you don’t wanna do a show.

Musk talk. Unscheduled Rapid Disassembly.

There was a bad accident that Jimmy saw and he swears that the woman driving had a see through cup of beer.

Jimmy and Paul compare motorcycle crash stories.

1h10m – What could Eliot possibly add to the motorcycle crash story? Something good actually!


No current voice over work for Paul but he would love to do more!

Golf tourney coming up!

1h15m – In a “Shamble,” each golfer tees off and the best shot is selected, but from that point, each golfer plays his or her own ball until it is holed out. What’s fun about a Shamble format is that each person gets the benefit of the best drive, so they typically start out with a nice advantage (assuming there’s a big hitter in the group)! In either case, the format is intended to be fun and relaxing for all golfers, whether high or low handicappers.

No Czechs in Paul’s hockey league!

Jimmy wonders about Paul’s league and if any of them listen or even know about his podcast.

1h20m – Jimmy talks about the fantasy golf thing he’s doing.



Paul’s just in love but he also enjoys living alone.

Jerk and watch!

1h25m – Round the horn!

Movies! Beau is Afraid and Evil Dead Rise!

Matt’s pool isn’t big enough for laps.

1h30m – Water Polo chat!

Nextdoor is a cesspool.

1h35m – my guess is Idina Menzel!

No check for me anymore!

Eliot took too many gummies/squares.

1h40m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dizzy_(Tommy_Roe_song)

Picard spoiler!

Eliot’s guess is Isabella Rosalini.

Matt’s torn between his answers. He debates it and goes Ingrid Bergman.

Ileana Douglas is Paul’s guess!

Here’s some fan guesses.
1h45m – Here are Jimmy’s five!

6) Irene Ryan – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irene_Ryan
5) Ida Lapino – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ida_Lupino
4) Idina Menzel
3) Isabella Rosalini
2) Irene Cara
1) Imogene Coca – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imogene_Coca

Thanks Paul!

What a joy!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole