38M – Blowing your mind with Nick Heffelfinger

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
@nicholasheffelfinger
@def_not_robots
00 Hello! Welcome in!
38 MMMMMMMMM
Jimmy talks Crash Test Dummies. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_Test_Dummies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Ranger
Not hits!
Pete Dominick – https://standupwithpete.com
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Dominick
Jimmy’s hang out was a great time!
He talks Ivan from the UK who was watching at “0240”
7kg box of biscuits and crisps from Ivan?! (15 pounds!)
Jimmy’s ALMOST caught up on HTS.
A joy!
https://www.podhowtosurvive.com/how-to-survive-fear-of-the-unknown-a-mystery-illness-w-jane-borden/
Lizzie Borden!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizzie_Borden
Game Night June 14!
Jimmy’s hang out is a joy without the rest of us?!
A draft excluder (or draft stopper) is a simple, highly effective tool placed at the bottom of doors and windows to block cold air, dust, and insects while reducing noise. It improves your home’s energy efficiency and helps lower heating and cooling bills.
15 – Draft Extruder?
Draft Stopper here.
RIP Irv.
20 – Jimmy takes his old neighbors including the chain-smoking screenwriter and the soap opera background actor.
Larry Miller, Jack Black, Jimmy Pardo, and maybe Cathy Ladman?
Former neighbor Phil felt bad that his friend sold Jimmy a broken receiver so he gave him a Kiss comic.
https://comicbookrealm.com/series/1244/0/marvel-super-special

The mail is here!
Not the Ivan package though!
A signed Tyne Daly picture for Jimmy!
Jimmy talks doc offices messing up his name. Jimmy Prado!
Thanks Jamison!
I go get out guest!
More mail! Some gifts!
Liberty Mutual sent us some swag! Thanks Melissa!
40 – Nick Heffenfuck! Let’s go! Eliot has the conn!
https://www.songsforteaching.com/folk/michaelrowtheboatashore2kind.php
We’ll be right back!
43m42s – We’re back!
38mmmm!
Nick Heffelfinger is here! Let’s talk about his name!
Nick was in Oliver’s short film for his college app. Hey it got him into college with a scholarship!
Nick James? Nick Heff?
Somehow there are more Nick Heffelfingers in the world.
Nick’s from Florida. His parents are NOT blue dots in a sea of shit.
Nick’s 30!
50 – Nick’s parents both worked for Disney!
In Central Florida, everyone works at Disney apparently.
Nick loved school and living in Cincinnati.
Autumn Brewer did indeed grow up in Cincinnati!
What is Bruce doing now?
Nick: Oh Talking!
“Well I gotta get back to work.” – Bruce
Bruce will talk to you during a comedy show but not a movie or a musical performance.
55 – Nick and his wife met in high school, dated on and off in college, and got married at 25. 5 years! No kids. 2 cats. Stevie and Freddy!
OCD talk. Nick is self-diagnosed.
Jimmy has whatever is below mild ocd.
60 – Selea is Nick’s wife’s name.
Nick was on (the jewels!) Righteous Gemstones!
He got to act with Bradley Cooper!
He didn’t know it was gonna be him until the day he had his fitting.
1h5m – Jimmy asks about the shoot and how it all went down because it’s kind of a big action scene.
4-minute-long scene took all day to shoot!
1h10m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Knafelc
Talking Football players from the old days selling cars in the summer (or furniture in the case of Nick’s grandfather before he tried to be an Actor in LA).
Talking Pizza Hut!
https://people.com/pizza-hut-franchisee-revives-retro-restaurants-with-red-roofs-11978033
Spencer Pratt talk. Nick hadn’t even heard of him.
Happy birthday to me!
A card and a snack!
Suzi Q cupcakes!
Nick’s a June boy!
1h30m – Letter game time!
Guesses below!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacArthur_Park_(song)
Round the horn!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josiah_Leming
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.H.U.D._II:_Bud_the_C.H.U.D.
The baja is expensive.
1h50m – Talking Kesha’s tour! Maybe not at the Forum?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Mother_(song)
Belinda Carlisle wasn’t a great person when Jimmy (and Jennifer 1) met her.
A Delight! Nick! Happy early birthday! Go get yourself a cupcake!
2h – A pleasure!
We’re done!
See you next time!

Letter Game:
Nick Heffelfinger: Material Girl – Madonna
Matt: Me & Bobby McGee – Janis Joplin
Jimmy: Macarthur Park – Donna Summer
Garon: Mambo Italiano – Rosemary Clooney
Eliot’s Five:
(moonraker) (Mother Mother)
5) Mercedes Boy – Pebbles
4) Morning Train – Sheena Easton
3) Material Girl – Madonna
2) Me and Bobby McGee – Janis Joplin
1) Mickey – Toni Basil
No winner! Matt takes the conn!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole







