3830 – Tricking it out with Johnny Pemberton

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

NNF 3830 – Johnny Pemberton

@Johnny_Pemberton

JohnnyPemberton.dog

00 Hello!

Welcome in!

Jimmy’s Tinitis is hitting hard!

We’re live!

The Tinitis is gonna drive Jimmy crazy!

It’s a gloomy day today. A far cry from the 100+ degrees we had.

Spencer Pratt worse than Trump?

Jimmy’s ready fo fight Pratt too.

Nice weekend! Oliver visited over the weekend.

He came to visit his friend Andrew, not Aaron as Jimmy was calling him several times. He has a friend Andrew and a friend Barron. But no friend Aaron.

The fam had tix to go see Tony.

Jimmy did not go with Danielle to pick up Oliver from the train because he had a (confirmed) doctor appointment

This doc if a fan of NNF!

Sold out screening of Tony in a very small theater.

The guy behind Jimmy dropped his popcorn and it echoed in the tehater. He also kicked his chair.

Jimmy turned around and was met with some kind of emergency. Some wonan started yelling to call 911.

“911 Let’s Go!” – Jimmy

Jimmy did like the movie though.

15 – Matt apparently missed half the story

Jimmy talks about the time he got a refund for a movie It was the Led Zeppelin movie.

20 – More on movie refunds!

Do projectionists even work anymore?

https://my.lucasmuseum.org

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clint_Howard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_(2026_film)

Buddy has an 88%!

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/buddy_2026

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristin_Milioti

Talking Game nights!

Enjoy your sticker Bryce!

35 – Latcency Issues!

Jimym wants Matt and Johnny to play sevens and we’re gonna bet on it!

I guess no one is covering my rent this time.

“Thanks very much for watching. I’m Wolf Blitzer in The Situation Room. To our viewers in the United States and around the world, thanks for joining us.” – Wolf Blitzer quote Jimmy was trying to remember.

We’ll be right back!

40m12s – We’re back!

Welcome back!

Eliot is doing a bit with a hat.

Synthisized and Derived!

Johnny likes cats now. He’s still allergic though.

It was his neighbor’s cat that turned his attitude…cattitude?

Johnny says dogs belong everywhere that people belong. Except saunas or operating rooms.

45 – Set of fries friend!

Talking the Patriot Games.

Johnny thinks Trump is on the way out. He can see the support plummeting.

50 – Johnny thinks maga suporters are actually victims or have some kind of cognitive impairment.

Jimmy talks about getting mad about the gas prices even tough he drives an electric car.

Johnny’s hat is wonderful! It just says Happy Haloween.

Johnny’s got a super friendly golden retriever.

Johnny talks his Halloween plans.

Burbank is basically Halloween ground zero.

55 – Johnny talks more about Halloween and his history of costumes.

Tasteless costumes! Travis barker post plane crash, JonBenet Ramsey resurrected.

60 – Johnny talks about his suspicions on who killed JonBenet.

A ruffian! A Ne’er-do-well!

Talkigna bout The Zombies and Johnny not enjoying the band when he saw them.

1h5m – https://www.rhino.com/product/nuggets-original-artyfacts-from-the-first-psychedelic-era-1965-1968

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiwatt

The Prime Video Reacher spin-off named Neagley is pronounced “Neely” (KNEE-lee) with a silent “g”

1h10m – Johnny talks about Walton Goggins! He’s a nice dude!

Talking commercials!

Let’s talk about Johnny’s garden! No tomatoes that basic bitch stuff.

1h15m –  “Are you an ANY guy?” – Johnny to Jimmy

Johnnys got a banana tree!  It’s almost fruiting.

1h20m – Plantains are larger, starchier, and thicker-skinned cousins of regular bananas that are treated like a vegetable and always cooked before eating

A banana “tree” is actually the world’s largest herbaceous plant, meaning it is a giant perennial herb, not a woody tree.

Talking heights!

5’7 for Jon Stewart

5’8 for Bill Maher

5’9 for Johnny!

1h25m – Walton Goggins is 5’10.

Goggins isn’t taking over the clown!

Johnny thinks HHN is great!

He’s going this year as a common man not a “celebrity.”

Horror Nights RIP tickets are $500.

1h30m – Trivia!

We’ll be right back!

1h36m33s – We’re back!

Resident Evil!

Johnny is friends with Zach Cregger!

1h40m – Eliot’s getting ready for his trip to Indonesia!

Apparently they want the Trader Joe’s bag down there.

Sevens before we go!

16!

Talking sevens updates. Jimmy doesn’t want to hear Eliot’s bullshit!

We’re done!

Bye!

Trivia Results:

Category: US Civil War

Question: What facial hair style is named after the union civil war general who popularized the look?

Garon: Grant (26 pts) Preguess: Gettysberg

Eliot: Burns (36 pts) Preguess: Sumpter

Matt: Mutton Chop (27 pts) Preguess: Matthew Brady

Johnny Pemberton:Van Dyke (31 pts) Preguess: Antatum

Jimmy: Van Dyke ( 28 pts) Preguess: Grey

Answer: General Ambrose Burnside. Burnsides!

Sideburns!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole