3828 – Burning the midnight oil with Hay Beacon
Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com
In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
NNF 3828 – Hay Beacon
@HayBeacon
00 Hello! 3828!
Award winning!
Hot and rainy morning!
Hard rains and sunshowers.
Lots of ants greeted us today.
No more snacks please! The ants have spoken.
I launch the rubberband back to jimmy and its gone wherever.
No more oreos better for the waistline!
What would a Lucy Daucus Oreo be?
Phoebe Bridgers vs Gracie Abrams?!
Matt talks about the status of the Belknap house now that Zoe is off to college.
Jimmy talks about his mom and when she stopped cooking for the family once they got into high school and how his brother moved in with his dad and Jimmy stayed with his mom.
Jimmy talks Styx and Chicago!
Big traffic in the area because of BTS.
Jimmy found the K-Pop Demon Hunters!
Matt found a new pocket of free parking near the forum/sofi.
Jimmy left an hour into Chicago. 45 years later…He’s good.
The set just hasn’t changed.
15 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Sliwa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JoJo_Siwa
Jimmy talks a lack of hot dog vendors and tshirt sellers but he did see a couple potential ICE agents wearing Code Enforcement vests.
Skibidi Toilet!
Talking States!
I got 44.
The Woodchipper Tour 2027?!
Talking Taylor Swift speaking out and Jellyroll.
35 – Are all race care drivers Maga?
Hay Beacon is here!
Are they related to Hey Jealousy?
We’ll be right back!
38m28s – We’re back!
Jimmy got a bad haircut and is still in the hat!
Hay Beacon is here!
A fan of the show since a kid!
Misgender count? 1!
40 – Hay’s podcast is called No Contact!
Jimmy’s wearing a Blue Jays cap in solidarity with Canada over their treatment by Trump.
Hay wants Jeb Bush on their show!
Isnt everything just putting two words together?
45 – Misgender count 2!
Hay talks about running away at 15 in San Jose.
Homeless on and off from 15-19.
We’re not doing verticals!
50 – There is time for Charlie to be a non binary stand up comedian! Get him in college asap!
Hay describes how Trader Joes employees flirt to sell things and they have small lots to avoid stalkers.
55 – Hay talks about being very nocturnal and not sleeping outside when they didn’t have a place to stay.
Lots of monsters.
Macha only for Hay.
Hay talks about their brother who they don’t talk to anymore, but would if he completely changed who he is.
60 – Hay hates Hippies!
https://kidsville.org/ Kidsville at Burning Man!
Hay’s mom was basically one of the first graphic designers. Her dad didn’t work which apparently lead to selling drugs.
Hay rebeled by being “normcore.” A big nerd basically.
Hay lives downtown in a very spacious studio apartment. A “Pentroom” apartment.
1h5m – Hay talks aabout how their one-eyed dog picked them.
Hay was “famously” dog bit in the face that people in Berkely know all about.
WINX!
Hay was bit by a Chow German Shephard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvin_and_the_Chipmunks:_Chipwrecked
Talking Paddington!
Hay loved Weapons!
“Is he the hitler guy?” – Hay about Charlie Chaplin
1h10m – lot of White Libs in Burning Man
Matt and Hay both saw Tony.
Matt enjoyed it a lot! Hay seems ambivalent.
Jimmy loves Hay’s publicist.
1h15m – Hay is working on the OC version of Mormon Wives!
Rubberband time!
Riley Gaines talk.
MNBA!
1h20m – Hay talks about visiting her grandmother who was riddled with dementia after not seeing her for years.
1h25m – Hay talks about her mom leaving her dad and moving in with her sixth grade teacher and they fell in love.
Trivia!!
We’ll be right back!
1h36m46s – We’re back!
Jimmy got his coke zero but still wants to hear the Dag Joulin jingle!
REM doc about the Michael Shannon band? Matt’s gonna find out from Dag himself.
1h40m – Round the horn!
Talking Dexter.
Eliot talks his shows!
Lords and Ladies of Melrose
1h55m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merrily_We_Roll_Along_(musical)
2h5m – Hay talks about their latest episode where the guest talks about her dad leaving her at a waffle house.
No Contact!
An absolute delight!!
Just a treat!
See you next time! No more oreos!
Misgendering: 3
We feel old: 1
Trivia Results:
Category: Rules and Regulations
Question: enacted in 2010, as part of the dod frank reforms, the rule banning certain type of insider trading in commodities markets is informerlly named for what actor?
Garon: Michael Douglas / Gordon Gecko (28 pts) Preguess: 5-second rule
Eliot: Senator Thompson (45 pts) Preguess: Mortgages and Monopoly
Matt: Eddie Murphy (30 pts) Preguess: Crosswalk
Hay Beacon: Leonardo Dicaprio (27 pts) Preguess: Bans
Jimmy: Michael Douglas (26 pts) Preguess: 1967
Answer: Eddie Murphy!
Matt is correct!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole
