3809 – Pulling a fast one with Greg Fitzsimmons
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
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00 Hello!
Jimmy talks some business! Let’s get some seats sold Tacoma!
Small audience shows end up being super fun! But still get those tickets!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hang_Fire
Lotta Canadian Power Trio shows coming up for Jimmy! Well 2. Triumph and Rush.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzeb
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barenaked_Ladies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triumph_(band)
Jimmy talks upcoming shows he’s going to.
20th Anniversary shirt updates!
In stock items are getting shipped! No matter what your items are! More are coming and they’ll get shipped when they come in.
10 – Jimmy talks about the 20th Anniversary show! Order the show now! Some proceeds are going to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention!
Jimmy tells us Oliver’s rankings of the cast (its for humor).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_Dacus
Talking Record Store Day!
Jimmy’s #4 on Oliver’s list?!
More 20th Anniversary talk!
I go get our guest!
Minimum 5 years for another marathon show!
25 – Jimmy talks scheduling guests for the shows and how exhausting it can be.
It’s all for comedy!!
Greg Fitzsimmons is here! He and Jimmy ran into each other at the airport!
The first Jimmy Pardo zoom hangout!
The next hangout is May 21!
It was a fun show!
We’ll be right back!
32m19s – We’re back!
Greg Fitzsimmons is here!
He talks about seeing Jimmy at the airport.
They shared a bit and a nice conversation.
Greg shares some stories including Tig’s girlfriend getting hearing damage from a loud firecracker.
Greg stopped masturbating on Mondays and also taking Ritalin.
The guys talk how often they jerk off.
45 – Gallagher jokes!
Gallagher 2!
Talking Mike Duggan. RIP. Always seemed to catch him on a good day where something wildly successful happened to him.
50 – Jimmy ran into him once and Mike explained he stopped masturbating and instead he would take a walk if he ever got the urge.
Catholic Guilt!
Match Game ’76 featured host Gene Rayburn, announcer Johnny Olson, and staple panelists Brett Somers, Charles Nelson Reilly, and Richard Dawson. Popular rotating panelists in 1976 included Betty White, Fannie Flagg, Patti Deutsch, Bill Daily, Marcia Wallace, Dick Martin, Elaine Joyce, and Joyce Bulifant.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot_Savants_(game_show)
Greg talks about jerking off as a kid and having a squeaky bed. One day he came home and found a bottle of 3 in 1 oil from his mom coming in and oiling his bed springs.
55 – Ookie gookie cookie
Eliot shares a story from school where he had a rumor about him jerking off in the school theater.
60 – Jerk off jingle for Jimmy!
Jimmy talks about Bob of Bob and Tom and his passing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Kevoian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bob_%26_Tom_Show
1h5m – Greg and Jimmy talk more about Bob and Tom.
Greg has a B&T story that starts on a plane with some guy named John, that everyone on the plane seemed to know.
It was John Voigt.
Ten years later John called in to the B&T show and remembered Greg’s nickname!
1h10m – Greg bet on Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi, and Kash Patel getting fired. He’s 2 for 3 so far!
Jimmy saw The Drama and so far it’s his favorite movie of the year!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Christophers_(film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Soderbergh
Greg says Cate Blanchett is the greatest working actress.
Jimmy insists its Tyne Daly.
Greg has some inside info?!
He talks about the guy who introduced trump and Melania getting his ex-wife deported. She was Melania’s best friend and is now talking about what REALLY happened and who really introduced them.
1h15m – Are Melania and Ghislane assets of Russia or Massad?
1h20m – Trivia! Full results at the end!
Gutfield has writers?!
1h25m – Jimmy talks Sean Cullen’s Van Morrison bits.
Fortnite or Jerking off I’m pretty good at both! – Garon
We’ll be right back!
1h29m 27s – We’re back!
3809! Greg’s got a big shot Hollywood meeting!
Round the horn!
1h30m – Talking Galactic Snacks!
Eliot and Matt enjoyed the Kumquat chips!
Talking Mamma Mia!
1h35m – We’re done!
Greg and Jimmy agreed to do each other’s podcasts, which may be news to Jimmy.
1h40m – Greg talks about his first appearance.
“It’s different than our other shows.” – Andrew to Greg when he asks if something was going wrong during a break.
Thank you all for watching the 20th celenbration!
Bye!
Trivia Results:
Category: 1970s Song Titles
Question: In the 1970s, Abba released four singles that charted on the UK Singles chart or the billboard hot 100 where a word that is at least 5 letters is repeated in the song title.
Garon: Dancing Queen & Winner Takes It All (8 pts) Preguess: You’ve Got A Friend / You’ve Got To Have Friends
Eliot: Lover Lover & Loving Me Loving You (10 pts) Preguess: Kiss & Aerosmith
Matt: Money Money Money / Hello Hello Hello (11 pts) Preguess: Hotel California / Stairway To Heaven
Greg Fitzsimmons: STUMPED! Fernando / Mama Mia (0 pts) Preguess: Copa Cabana / Jive talking
Jimmy: Knowing Me Knowing You / Say You Say Me (18 pts) Preguess: Detroit Rock City / Sweet Home Alabama
Answer:
Honey Honey, Money Money Money, Knowing Me Knowing You, Gimme Gimme Gimme
Ironically I win $5!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole
