37H – Shaking the rust off with Rachel Quaintance
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
@RKCue
00 Hello! Indeed! 38H! Welcome in! 38H!
First episode back since the big show!
We’re all still out of it.
Danny Gans started his Las Vegas stay at the Stratosphere Hotel in 1996. His show there was successful and he moved over to the Rio in 1998. In 2000, Gans’ show moved again, this time to The Mirage where the Danny Gans Theatre was built for him.
Cremated remains in Forest Lawn Cemetery.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siegfried_%26_Roy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shubert_Theatre_(Broadway)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shubert_Theatre_(Los_Angeles)
Why is Matt still tired? His sleep got screwed up.
10 – Jimmy not tolerating Eliot’s “nope. I’m fine.”
Eliot and Irma didn’t get home till around 330-4am, after getting there at 9am.
Shout out to Harry! He handled the editing perfectly while Eliot was off screen.
Eliot’s on the block!
22 hours up for the gang!
15m – Great show! Great line up! Great representation for the show!
And everyone showed up!
Somehow time got away from Jimmy and we ended up going long.
20 – Oliver brought it home at the end!
Order your shirts! More coming!
Kyle Anderson enjoying the download now!
I go get our guest!
30 – I’m out of it. Maybe fighting something?
Folk goes at the end of country under Jimmy’s watch!
35 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronski_Beat
Georgie?! He respects his mother.
Frankie Goes To Hollywood – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankie_Goes_to_Hollywood
Talking Springsteen shirts.
45 – We’ll be right back with Rachel Quaintance!
49m19s – We’re back!
Rachel!
50 – AC Filters drove OJ around in that bronco?
Rachel was here for the chase!
Eliot’s Ex Roommate was Ron Goldman’s Ex-Roommate.
Where were you when the OJ Verdict came in?
Rachel was not in town for the 20th Anniversary Spectacular! It was Mom’s weekend at Ford’s College!
U of I!
55 – I just won’t go away!
Rachel talks about her kids, and how Ford is extremely smart. He taught himself Norwegian!
Ford is both the smartest and the dumbest.
He’s decided he wants to be President.
The assassination was stageddddddddd!
60 – Rachel talks about Mom’s weekend.
Dad’s weekend is just beer pong and tailgating according to Rachel.
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Rachel has a litmus test for the other moms.
University of Miami talk. Is it a good school?
“I’m not giving Florida any of my money.” – Rachel’s litmus test.
1h5m – Paul Boyev went to U of I. He may or may not have been at Jan 6. No confirmation!
Rachel talks about Bobbie and her grandson Derek and her great grandson Israel and their 4.2 million dollar house.
1h15m – Talking hate listeners!
What are we hate watching?
Jimmy says he’d be hate watching Rooster if he was still watching it.
Malcolm in the middle! I was on it! That’s all we get to say about it.
1h20m – Social Media has ruined the world.
“Cock-a-doodle-don’t.” – Matt on Rooster.
1h25m – Enjoy comedy Rachel!
Rachel tries her RFK Jr voice. It’s close!
1h30m – Sorry quick pause Jimmy had to answer a text message.
Rachel asks about Oliver!
Turns out Oliver is the Headliner.
Rachel is grateful her kids aren’t drips.
Talking flights to visit Ford.
1h35m – RIP Chin Chin on Sunset.
Rachel is cheap enough (not with tipping!) to only get the Manager’s Special at a rental car place.
Famous bands from Champagne, Il?
REO Speedwagon!
Champaign was the other one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champaign_(band)
Rachel talks the guitar strap gift she got John.
Rachel was last here on 36A! March 3, 2025.
1h40m – “Is she still running that bizzare?” – Jimmy asking about Harper.
Rachel talks about her Gardner that she called the wrong name once. He answered to it and then she blamed him for it when she realized what she did.
1h45m – Talking Rachel and her Gardner and their “bits.”
1h50m – Talking Harper and going to college and demanding she gets taken off the Life 360 app,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Falcon_(North_America)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Knight
Rachel wants to know how do we want our bodies handled when we die?!
https://earthfuneral.com/resources/tree-pod-burial-explained
2h – Taste Test!
Talking Funyuns!
Rachel says Mango
Eliot Sweet tropical onion
Jimmy dish soap
Matt tropical something
It’s Kumquat!
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/glossary/kumquat-glossary
Round the horn!
Review from Phil!
Talking Hacks and The Pitt!
2h10m – Schitt’s Creek talk.
I have the conn!
2h15m – Eliot’s here!
Jimmy was pissed off about the video situation preshow at the event.
He was on the verge of raging about it had Eliot not figured it out.
Wood chipper!
2h20m – Eliot talks about Irma applying for jobs. She was worried that Eliot would be upset by her using AI to help with her resume.
Rachel used AI to help with her lemon tree.
Can you match The Unlikable Garon Cockrell!
The Mandrells!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Mandrell_%26_the_Mandrell_Sisters
2h35m – Fans!
2h40m – Rachel did NOT take the toll roads!
Harper was a recurring character on an Amazon show?! She has FAN pages!?
We’re done!
Top 2 guests for Garon!
2h45m – Talking spouses!
We love Rachel!
Download the 20th Anniversary Special and get a shirt!
Letter Game:
Eliot: Hard Candy Christmas – Dolly Parton
Rachel Quaintance: Hits Different – Taylor Swift
Matt: Hot To Go – Chappell Roan
Jimmy: Hello – Adele
Garon’s Five:
5) Heartattack – Demi Lovato
4) Hands – Jewel
3) Happier Than Ever – Billy Eilish
2) How Did It End – Taylor Swift
1) Hand In My Pocket – Alanis Morissette
No winner!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole
