Never Not Notes

Release date 2/3/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode. Intro: A lot has gone down in the last two weeks. 2:00: Matt has asymmetrical hair. 3:00 Jimmy’s million dollar offer to Matt 4:00 Andrew has a low-sodium beard, being shadowed by Eliot from High Mountain 6:00 Paul Rust as Nick in Jimmy Pardo’s Dance Party 11:00 Let’s unpack some issues […]

Release date 1/27/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode. Intro: Be careful out there everybody. Disaster can happen at any time, any place. 2:00 Andrew: Avacado, Jimmy! 2:30 Matt has a gorgeous new haircut from a hipster, tacklebox barber 4:00 Jimmy has strong feelings about hair gelatin 5:30 It’s been a while, but he’s back in style: Mike Siegel! 6:30 […]

Release date 1/20/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episdode. Intro: Unlucky 13 in the episode number. The bad luck episode. Possibly SABOTAGE! The Brittany Murphy “fiasco” and the NNF Death Curse. 3:00 Jimmy lashes out at Jordan for jumping the gun 3:30 What Andrew is eating: Guacamole! 4:30 Tardy Tracksuit Matt 5:15 Jordan and his ill-fitting promotional underpants 7:00 The male […]

Release date 1/13/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Jimmy is wearing an Evel Knievel 3/4 sleeve shirt he got from famed director Fellini’s basement. 4:00 High-haired Matt and the difference between samosa and mimosa 5:00 Pilgrimage to Pardo 6:15 White guys with afros 8:00 The quality of AMC programs 8:45 Sing Along with Jimmy: Dreamweaver 9:15 The George […]

Release date 1/6/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Comin’ in high and tight, like Jimmy’s haircut 2:00 Lita Ford 2:45 Sing along with Jimmy: Time of My Life 3:30 Easy, breezy, beautiful Andrew Koenig 4:15 Car talk with Matt over the holidays 5:00 Matt’s high hair 5:45 Sing along with Jimmy: Some Like It Hot 6:00 5 phrases […]

Release date 12/23/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode. Time stamps are approximate, and taken from the audio version of the show. Opening: Matt is wearing Christmas colors. Marc sports “beard of a gentleman that just finished a manifesto.” 1:00 Jimmy and Marc: early years, early clothing 5:30 Make the audience pay! 9:00 Merch table memories 13:00 Marc Maron: King […]

Release date 12/16/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Thought we were closer to people resubscribing. Good vibes and tasty treats. 2: 15 Jimmy knows exactly what Pat Francis is doing! 2:45 $579 bid for LA food bank to be a guest on NNF. 3:30 Please don’t stop the music (DON’T sing along with Matt) 4:00 Sketchfest promo 5:00 […]

Release date 12/9/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Time stamps are approximate, and taken from the audio version of the show. Opening: It’s a rare night record, with the moon out and wolves prowling. Jimmy’s under the weather with Oliver-spread illness. 12:00  The concussion heard ’round the world 16:30 Conan makes a miraculously accurate prediction about his employment 20:00 […]

Released 12/2/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Subbing way: a substitute way to travel! 3:15 Jimmy confuses his left and his right 4:00 2-layered Matt 4:30 Don’t Haight the ‘Bury 5:30 Jesse as Herb Tarlek 6:45 Jesse is back due to positive feedback, despite Jimmy’s objections 7:30 Jesse loves San Francisco 8:30 Rappers like Jesse just call it […]

Released 11/25/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro:  The Devil Went Down to Georgia, right outta the box! Matt: “You talk about that song more than your children.” 1:30 Charlie Daniels: “Respect the president!” 2:30 Sing along with Jimmy: We Didn’t Start the Fire (Billy Joel) 2:45 Billy Joel on the podcast? 3:00 Andrew has a kerchief in his […]

Released 11/18/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Jimmy’s using earbuds today, and is defensive about being short. 2:45 Andrew is in a hard shoe and a ponytail 3:30 Jimmy Dore loves how Pardo walks people around the room, but is he mocking or sincere? 4:15 The Hemingway writing style 6:00 Jimmy Pardo’s Reading Room 7:00 Doctor Pardo consults […]

Release date 11/11/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode. Intro: Episode 604. 6, 0, 4 are all prime numbers, but not really. Jimmy needs to learn things before Oliver gets into school. 2:15 Matt the Manager: sports or retail? 3:30 Cousin Joey at Pat’s Target 5:00 Joyce DeWitt’s breasts 6:00 Music talk 7:00 SAT/ACT tests 8:00 Helping with homework 9:45 […]

Release date 11/4/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode. Intro: Jimmy is a 48 year old woman. Andrew shaved. 3:00 Author, comedian, musician Greg Behrendt is surprisingly easy 4:30 Henry Cho, instigator of fury 6:00 Warming up for Conan 7:00 Alice in Chains do it in drop D 8:30 We were all freezing in the 90s 10:00 John Mayer = […]

Release date 10/28/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode. Intro: 180th episode, not the 602nd, that would be ridiculous. 2:00 Get on board with the special video deal 3:00 Paul has been away, so no season 5 appearance 3:30 Paul’s new speech pattern is confusing? 4:00 Affected accents 5:00 Paul’s history of British comedy 6:15 Quality with a “C” 7:00 […]

Release date: 10/21/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Time stamps are approximate and taken from the audio version of the show. Introduction: Jimmy is recovering from 2 weeks of swine flu, Matt is just getting it, but with no nah-see-ah. 2:00 New equipment! Help or hinderence? 3:00 Bil Dwyer: testing the limits of the new mics 4:00 Crisp audio […]

Season 1 intro: From the corner of movie star and dicey… Episode 60 takes place on an appropriately gloomy day. Even though this is a “fourth episode” there is no guest, nor is there a Mike Schmidt. Mike is not on the show and won’t be back “for a while.” It’s awkward to put into words, but Jimmy’s relationship with […]

Jimmy Pardo, your friend from the internet Hello Caracas! Mike is purged and clear after a 2 episode illness Mike got an email about the wonders of bananas, which are much better than apples There’s a rumble in the produce section? Rush should do a song about fruit learning to get along Mike eats 4 bananas a day, while Jimmy […]

Coming to you from a new location, the swank Never Not Funny studio, above the 7-11 Matt has chair trouble Mike says Hello India! Mike is getting Indian food today, since the new place is above a 7-11 and an Indian restaurant Mike’s wrester name: Dusty Desk Mike was ahead of the curve on pro wrestler names The horrible phoniness […]

Jimmy welcomes Matt Belknap and Mike Schmidt Mike says hello to Palestine (not Palatine, the suburb of Chicago) The Flipside: a not at all shady or sketchy record store chain in Chicago Drunken, high Ozzy at The Flipside Comatoast is a great band name. Not death metal, but very under-the-weather metal. (Matt) Mike caught Matt’s cold Do you need a tooth […]