28R – Making a blanket statement with Alison Rosen
Alison Rosen
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00 28 R! Welcome in! Jimmy’s got his list ready and still wanted to say P.
Welcome to the important stuff!
We’re talking Daisy Chains and three/four-somes.
daisy chain: Often found in porn, a phenomenon where multiple female participants perform cunnilingus on each other in a circular formation, permitting each participant to both give and recieve oral sex simultaneously.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=daisy%20chain
Daisy Train!
Jimmy has a vinyl he brought in. Ozzy Memoirs of a Madman. BOTH lps are the same. He got double disc 2 (side C/D)
Talking older bands trying to look hard and dark.
Jimmy wants a little more in the cans.
Matt’s gonna guest on Kurt and Jen Have A Podcast.
Tenacious D talk. Matt was thinking of Pedro’s!
https://dola.com/artists/tenacious-d-
Jimmy’s doing the show also but doesn’t think they’re doing a band more of a free for all. But we talk about possible options.
There is not an ounce of humor in Kiss.
Jimmy talks about his return to warm-up for Conan’s last 2 weeks!
Jimmy hadn’t been on stage since March 3 until he did the warm up for Conan. He was back in form after a few seconds. Great audiences!
25 – He talks about seeing JB Smoove who he hasn’t seen since 2004, remembering him immediately.
Jimmy talks about Louis CK saying that JB and Jimmy are 2 of the funniest guys he’s ever seen.
Only 4 episodes left!
30 – Talking about the “special guest” coming up on Conan.
Alison Rosen is here!!!!
35 – Alison tries to wheel the chair to Jimmy’s delight.
Alison loves a good mic arm!
Lots of mic arm talk.
Alison should know the difference between Burbank/NoHo/Sherman Oaks.
Alison’s first show back was a group show that included Tony Thaxton, her husband, and a couple others.
40 – Jimmy enjoys vacuuming!
Talking Housekeepers!
Marc Maron in hot water?!
45 – The Asian woman from Karate Kid is named Kumiko and played by Tamlyn Tomita.
More talk about Jimmy’s emails to guests.
TLDR.
Talking Subject Lines.
50 – Alison has a story she was curious if Jimmy will approve of. We give her the go ahead. It involved her googling big Pussy to find out who played the character in The Sopranos. She did not get the result she was expecting.
Gaping.
Gaper’s Block
55 – Talking traffic reports
Idiots in cars subreddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/
Jimmy talks about passing an accident, wondering about it, and seeing ring video about it on next door.
Talking about the major car accident Oliver was in when he was a baby.
60 – Alison talks about how she is going to do her show going forward. Hybrid? All in person?
Talking audio recordings in the zoom era.
Alison loves Jerry O’Connell! She says he’s great. He did her show on his phone.
http://www.YouTube.com/AlisonRosen
We’ll be right back!
1h5m – We’re back!
Round the horn!
Talk Like A Pirate Day vs Santa Con
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SantaCon
Alison talks about her friend who goes to Santa Con and is a cheerleader at weird events like this. Alison says she’s one of the funniest people she knows.
1h10m – Tony on the Spot!
Talking about Murray’s game show: For What It’s Worth
DocTalk!
https://www.npr.org/2021/04/22/989241933/q-a-documentary-unravels-twisted-knots-of-qanon-movement
Q: Into The Storm
Trump is god’s representative on earth.
Alison reviews NNF.
Matt is able to see the two missing Amazing Race seasons thanks to Mary and Charly sending over a gift card for him to buy it.
1h15m – Alison’s husband feels like they would do horribly on Amazing Race.
Lots of Amazing Race talk.
1h20m – The Vanderpumps do not rule according to Matt.
Amazing Race Family Edition – https://amazingrace.fandom.com/wiki/The_Amazing_Race:_Family_Edition
Talking refunds from events canceled by covid.
Round the horn after we hear the Flappers story!
It was the Grand Reopening of Flappers! They asked Jimmy to be a part of it along with Jackie and Laurie. On the morning of the show they were told Jay Leno was being added to the show.
1h25m – Edie McClurg was there and her husband MADE sure that everyone knew she was.
Jimmy stood next to Jay for 3 minutes and neither of them said a word.
Jimmy said Jay did “fine.” He talks a bit about it.
1h30m – Talking Barry and if Oliver should watch it.
Matt walked past Alison’s house a few times while walking during the Pandemic.
1h35m – Matt talks about how he was documenting things with pictures during the start of the pandemic, including one of an empty Magnolia Blvd. Then he almost got hit by a car.
Alison asks Matt about Disneyland.
From Face Masks to Theme Park Reservations, Here’s What Disneyland Parkgoers Can Expect
Delta Variant talk!
1h40m – https://www.cnbc.com/2021/06/17/covid-delta-variant-symptoms-spread-and-what-to-look-out-for.html
Round the horn!
First Oliver’s graduation! Jimmy cried as soon as Pomp and Circumstance started.
Oliver got a suit right before lockdown and now it already doesn’t fit him.
1h45m – Talking Jean Smart!
In The Heights talk delayed but then happens anyway.
1h50m – Hamilton returns to LA August 17!
https://www.broadwayinhollywood.com/events/detail/hamiltonla
1h55m – I rode my bike here!
Talking Matt moving or his family moving here.
Alison talks about a blanket made for her dad that has more pictures of her sister’s kids than hers.
2h – SkylightFrames.com/Pardo
My R is Ruth Buzzi!
We hear a couple tweets.
Eliot’s here! He had a “big” MGR thing.
2h5m – Happy Days – Fonzy can’t say he’s wrong. No one likes it.
Fonzy became a teacher?!
Scott Baio and Ricky Schroeder went into “Activism.”
Eliot’s R is Rodney Dangerfield
2h10m – Matt’s guess is Ray Romano!
Alison’s guess is Roseanne Barr
We hear the fans!
2h15m – What was that Letter Game song?
Marty Short singing to Conan –
2h20m – We try to guess who the fans guessed as #1.
Jimmy guessed it! Ruth Buzzi.
Jimmy’s top five:
5) Rick Ducommun
4) Rob Schnieder
3) Retta
2) Richard Lewis
1) Robert Kline
Or those last two could be flipped.
No winner!
Bike talk!
Matt’s bike has an internal drive or something. I don’t know what any of that means.
Derailer talk!
Stinky!
Listen to Alison’s programs! She talks a bit about them.
Congrats to Tony on 100 episodes of Bizarre Albums!
See you next time!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth
