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22M – Heading North with Kurt Long

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Kurt Long

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

@KurtLong
http://facebook.com/kurt.long1

00 – Hello indeed! 22M!

Welcome in! We came in with some heated conversation. Eliot and Jimmy thought they’d be late because of some major traffic. Eliot accuses us of interrupting him.

Guest Mindi Miller sitting in to watch the show. Jimmy explains Eliot’s interrupting us.

Kook juice!

Talking hair styles!

Jimmy talks about how he got a scare on his head.

05 – It was a big over grown cyst.

Talking Race times after my terrible joke.

We’re off the jew thing!

The Garon Kook Juice Show.

20 – Talking twitter and radio!

https://pagesix.com/2018/05/09/amy-schumer-interrupts-up-and-coming-comics-set/

Kurt Long is here!

He did a constipation commercial! ‘

Talking Joey on friends and his colon commercial.

30 – Don’t use “bank” Kurt!

Commercial talk!

35 – Talking Playboy Channel and Jimmy’s week of shows. Tommyknockers.

Jimmy is seeing U2 on Tuesday! (Update: no he didn’t. Too sick. – Darryl)

40 – Peter Pardini texts in!

Full house!

Jimmy talks about Kurt ruining an Oscar party.

We’ll be back!

We’re back!

New logo!

Halloween 4 talk!

45 – Talking Don Blankenship.

Asians!

Kurt is moving to Canada!?

50 – We ALLLL dab.

One Direction talk.

Oscar party talk. Kurt talks about his bet with Oliver.

55 – My M word is Mary Elizabeth Masterantonio.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001512/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

Toils in Obscurity

60 – Gene Hackman’s last movie is Welcome to Moose Port

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361925/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast

Betting on Gene Hackman’s age!

Matt: 82
Kurt: 88
Mindi: 86
Eliot: 77
Garon: 90
Jimmy: 79
Mindi worked at Beach Body. She met Shawn T. He’s a pro and a nice man.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Horton_(personal_trainer)

Gene Hackman is 88! Kurt wins!

1h5m – Oliver fit in great at the Oscar party, even as the only kid there.

1h10m – Mindi is here! Her M word is Mary Tyler Moore.

Talking traffic and Eliot’s evening last night.

1h15m – 20 years for Jimmy and Danielle tomorrow!

Karaoke talk.

1h20m – Eliot’s M word is….Michelle Pfieffer! Also in Scarface.

Talking Ant-Man.

1h25m – Matt’s word is Marlee Matlin. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0559144/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

Battle of the Network Stars talk.

http://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/celebrity-tom-cruise-reportedly-set-to-leave-scientology-for-daughter-20180203

Kurt goes with Morgan Fairchild.

1h35m – Fans: Marisa Tomei, Meryl Streep, Melissa McCarthy, Milana Vintraub, #1 is Mary Tyler More.

#3 Michelle Lee, #2 Molly Shannon, and the winner is: Marilu Henner!

1h40m – Kurt talks about moving to Canada.

Vancouver.

Kurt talks about groundlings and his accent.

1h45m – Jimmy and Mrs. Long!

Kurt brought a quiz! Canada quiz!

Eliot wins!

We’re done!

Thanks Kurt and Mindi!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth