21P – Washing the Car with Jimmy and the Boys

November 26, 2017 Darryl Asher

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

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00 – Hello! Welcome in! Jimmy is Foster Brooks! He does a bit of it for us and talks about how people thought that was funny.

Talking Scientologists – Nancy Cartwright

I invented Droppin’ candy on the dick!

Nancy Cartwright’s ‘defense’ of Scientology is the saddest thing ever

Earle Hyman is the Cosby father – http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/20/entertainment/earle-hyman-dies/index.html

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0405165/?ref_=nv_sr_1

05 – No one wants a sticky dick!

Jimmy forgot the sex phrase he hated.

Also, someone destroyed the bathroom again. Stop it!

Talking air fresheners.

Farm smell air freshener?

Jimmy apparently not interested in living on a farm.

Dook Defense! With a John Wayne spokesman. Apparently Eliot is April’s agent now.

10 – April will be with us at Sketchfest (also Andy Richter) and the Pcast Blast!

Dental appointments.

Credit for Manson and/or Mel Tillis?

Back to Jimmy’s phrases that he doesn’t like. He hates when guys say “like to pop her cherry.”

Talking Hymans.

15 – Car wash talk about lingering pain after using the car was jet things.

Injury to Eliot’s vehicle.

Clean that car Eliot!

Spot free cleaner didn’t work for Eliot but it does for Jimmy!

20 – Eliot understands what we’re saying about his car. His new catch phrase.

Talking Bill Clinton and how good of a president he was (or wasn’t).

25 – Comet Ping Pong – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_Ping_Pong

Talking the kind of gifts Oliver gets from grandparents.

He got a ping pong table. He and Jimmy played it over the weekend. “You can’t beat the dad!” “2-1 Father. 3-1 Father.” – Jimmy

Matt talks about his ceiling trick shot he did playing ping pong as a kid.

30 – Jimmy talks about enjoying Frisbee. 175g. use a record instead.

Eliot talks Kites and cutting his hand open on the string. Jimmy talks flying kites with Oliver.

Betting on when the Cosby show ended.

Matt: 1992
Eliot: 1994
Jimmy: 1993

The cosby show went from 1984 – 1992!

Matt wins!

Jimmy sings some Dominick the Donkey for us.

It’s a mob holiday song.

35 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominick_the_Donkey

Kiss was Jimmy’s band of choice as a kid which is why he missed out on Dominick.

Popino!

40 – Jimmy talks about what Rainbow Bridge had to rent, equipment wise.

45 – Talking Lou Monte and listening to some of his songs.

Matt drops the D word to Jimmy’s offense.

Jimmy ate zuccinni thinking it was a cucumber.

Cucumber vs. zucchini. Side by side, they might fool you: cucumbers and zucchinis share the same dark green skin, pale seedy flesh, and long cylindrical shape. To the touch, however, these near-twins are not the same: cucumbers are cold and waxy, while zucchinis are rough and dry.

50 – Talking Lou Monte “dago it up”

55 – Behind the music on Sammy Davis Jr.

there IS a documentary about SDJ coming out soon: http://deadline.com/2017/08/sammy-davis-jr-ive-gotta-be-me-trailer-documentary-sam-pollard-toronto-international-film-festival-1202149876/

Black Cat is winning awards!