18C – Jive Talking with April Richardson

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

April Richardson

April Richardson

NNF Players Club 18C – April Richardson
@apey
Website

00 – Heyyyy! Welcome to the program! Jimmy was loud for a sec.

18C! It will not be the C-Word, unless the show ends on a C.

Light bulb talk.

Tardy for the party and unready for spaghetti!

Pardcastathon is 6 days away (at the time of this release)

Some great auctions! Sit ins with Doug Benson and Pat Francis, a golf outing with Jimmy (maybe at the conan golf event!), also players club fantasy baseball related auctions. 9 guaranteed spots up for auction for 1k (entry fee not included)! 2k gets your fist pic!

Jimmy wants to try out the Tommy John underwear.

More auction talk.

05 – Jimmy struggles to find a best-case scenario situation for the republican nominee.

E.G. Daily talk.

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Jimmy ruined EG Daly’s voice for Matt.

Last American Virgin – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084234/?ref_=nv_sr_1
The Apple – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080380/?ref_=tt_rec_tti

15 – Eliot talks about his new spear.

Jimmy talks about how he is going to gut Eliot with his spear, starting by circling the tummy.

20 – More great auctions! Including breakfast at Mel’s!

April signs for UPS for us. One of the packages is Grease Live!

Jimmy just doesn’t like Jessie J singing Grease. That’s the only thing he doesn’t like about the show.

25 – Vote Trump!! His boys look terrific and seem like terrific kids. Jimmy can’t believe Trump’s daughter supports him.

Jimmy hates those two sons!

More Donald talk. Not as evil as Rubio or Cruz. They are the devil. They’re walking among us!

April Richardson is here! Jimmy lists her credits.

Jimmy thinks April is the most popular Rock Solid co-host.

No one likes Murray apparently (for humor guys).

30 – April was out of town for the RS Bowie tribute.

We’ll be back!

We’re back!

18 Cabbage! No winner! He will accept his back-up word.

Jimmy was being silly with his Murray talk guys!!

Matt doesn’t understand the Mikey commercials.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Mikey

Eliot slaps his forehead after the “Where’s the beef” talk.

“The Aus Jus Secret”

35 – Dirty Carson called into Rock Solid wanting to hear some ACDC.

Dirty Carson is here!! Talking about Meatloaf and Cheryl Tiegs.

Twitter verification talk!

Jimmy talks about saying baby a ton on one of his Conan appearances.

My word is Cetera! Not a winner.

40 – Peter Cetera is NOT doing the hall of fame. We’re learning a lot about the way the hall of fame works. Not good.

Jimmy talks about who should introduce Chicago.

45 – movie talk!

Race – 

Harry Potter land!

Eliot says that light does a lot more than you think it does, Matt said, “That’s a metaphor for Eliot.”

The human ottoman AND the human light bulb.

50 – Bulb talk!

The Cure concert talk! April wants some of Jimmy’s tickets. Eliot’s word was Cure.

55 – Apartment size talk!

Microwave talk – 

Eliot knows why apartments don’t “provide” fridges.

Jimmy talks about his old roommate. They hated each other. Jimmy calls him an elitist little prick.

60 – His roommate was a great dancer but just an okay actor.

It’s easy to hate someone who doesn’t like you.

April came home to her roommate fucking on her couch. She doesn’t like playing mom.

April talks about her ex-husband. He lives out here and they are still friends.

65 – April talks about the divorce process. She still had to “serve” her ex papers even though they went to the clerk together to do it.

Calandar was April’s word.

Matt’s was both Cetera and his backup (his April word) is Chump.

April is fan of the word bozo and jagoff. Chump talk.

Talking about England and April’s unique accent.

Who exactly is supporting Trump??

70 – Matt sings some Ironic.

April talks about driving past a truck with an ad for “Motorcycle Attorneys”

Let Matt finish his songs!

Matt talks about a girl driving a little motorcycle to school on the sidewalk.

Suck it up chump! April to the kid.

“Maybe a bell!” – Zoe to the girl on the bike.

75 – Grinder talk! Jimmy and Matt call Fred Savage a genius. Compares him to Michael J. Fox in Spin City.

Jimmy loves and hates the Oj Simpson show. He’s loving Travolta.

The guys love Tracy Ellis Ross on Blackish.

80 – Matt calls April on her word usage to Jimmy’s extreme delight.

April talks about Love on Netflix and casting/auditions.

I went to get Jimmy some new tea.

April likes waffles.

Jimmy talks about keeping true to the area in the tower records doc.

85 – The guys talk about a rocker dating some 19 year old girl. Rodney Bingenheimer.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Bingenheimer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Bingenheimer%27s_English_Disco

Talking about the Lady Gaga David Bowie tribute.

Apparently stripper is a better option than screwing Rodney Bingenheimer.

90 – April wants some pancakes.

Jimmy is unsure why he has a landline. April insists that is the first thing the bad guys will cut.

Matt tells April about the waiter at Mel’s.

Jimmy is not going to lunch with Murray!

95 – Doc Talk! All Things Must Pass: The Rise and Fall of Tower Records. Matt loved it. The panel talks about it.

http://www.amazon.com/All-Things-Must-Pass-Records/dp/B017WLX1Q4/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1456440940&sr=8-2&keywords=all+things+must+pass

Why not relaunch Tower?

Is Amoeba in trouble?

More All Things Must Pass talk. April talks about Elton John coming into her Tower every Tuesday buying every single new release that came out.

100 – EJ is a cool dude.

Jimmy opened up for Elton John once. Jimmy tells us the story.

Reg Strikes Back – 

Elton was late, Jim ywas asked to do a skit or something, he stepped on stage and Elton showed up so he didn’t even get a single joke in.

April went to an exclusive Elton John show and had better seats than Marc Maron.

Matt and Jimmy ask about various bernie’s that might be at the show.

Jimmy talks about the Pardo stuff in Deadpool.

105 – Who sings that magic song. It comes up often but we never remember! Pilot!

Hocus Pocus – Focus

Taking a break to figure out that cannon movie!

We’re back!

We think it sounds like Runaway Train!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runaway_Train_(film)

Great job April!

Go Bayside is still out there! Go listen!

Almost Genius is on TruTV!

Jimmy talks about how fun the Go Bayside podcast was!

Watch Pardcastathon! Bid on the auctions!

See you next time!!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth