408 with Pat Francis – Terse Emails, Nana’s Monkey, and Andrew’s Movie with Gary Busey
Note: This is Part 1 of what I call The Fighty Trilogy. The other episodes are 514 and 523.
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Intro
Jimmy is comfortable in a hoodie
Jimmy was stuck in festival-style traffic
Pat wants to know where the bottowneck of traffic was
Discussing Pat as The Third Chair
Lots of Hardee’s, Hardy Boys, hand job, hand jive references
Matt and Pat trip over each other to call Jimmy a hack
Andrew greets everyone with R2D2 noises
Jimmy is in a great mood, don’t be fooled
Catching a 6am flight from Cedar Rapids is a good idea on paper
5:00
Matt, Pat and Andrew were ON FIRE during setup
Woodstock vs. Live Aid vs. Live 8
Matt is next in line for movie trailer voice-overs
Don’t come out here for pilot season! No one knows who you are, jackass!
Crazy Billy Craze is one of Pat’s 4 stories
Pat saw The Who with Mike Schmidt, and Jimmy was angered by Pat emailing him the setlist
Pat and Mike sat behind hammered drunk people
10:00
Jimmy: “You gotta love shoe-throw!”
Pat’s Concert Story would be a good regular segment for radio
Pat got drunk at The Fuse Network’s Rock Bottom wrap party
Matt loves Garfield
15:00
Jimmy hates Matt’s Wrap party / rap party pun
Pat is a light-weight when it comes to drinking
Pat: “Fifteen miles!”
Worst drivers besides Pat: Mike Siegel, Mike Schmidt
Don’t spoil the Obama election for Pat!
20:00
Dark Side of the Moon / Wizard of Oz
Wizard of Oz rumors: suicide and dwarf sex
Matt turns into The Church Lady
Matt’s prescience: He wants to spin off another podcast dedicated to Jimmy and Pat’s shit music
Defining shit music
Pat is having problems downloading the podcast
Pat accuses Matt of giving terse email responses
Matt goes off on Jimmy about what a “cocksucker” he is in the printed word: “You could not be a bigger fucking asshole!”
25:00
A veritable verbal brawl over whose emails are the worst
Jimmy turns on Andrew
Jimmy: “Matt always is the asshole!”
Matt defends his response to Pat
Jimmy: “I came here in a good mood! I didn’t come here to get attacked by you motherfuckers!”
Andrew thinks Jimmy tries to not be an asshole in email, but it just doesn’t work
Jimmy always responds to the fans’ funny, funny emails: “Thanks, JP.”
How many people call Jimmy “The Shooter”?
30:00
Matt wants to talk about something that should have been in the first 20 minutes: Bag o’ Corn, Friend t-shirt inspired by episode 319 with Graham Elwood
Matt and Jimmy’s emails about the t-shirt design result in lashing out in anger
35:00
Jimmy: “See what we did here we had a good time!”
Matt is angry about Jimmy not answering the phone, and being rude in emails
Jimmy is feeling attacked!
The troops listen to Never Not Funny
Ringer tees are so 2 years ago
40:00
Andrew tells about The Grammys segment with a keyboard extravaganza
Stevie Wonder and Part Time Lover
Jimmy’s terse, angry emails might make good lyrics
Pat tells about his daughter’s class elections: Monkies vs. Dragons vs. Phoenix
Matt: “You don’t think a flaming bird is cool?!”
Pat’s daughter has a Build-a-Bear stuffed monkey with his mom’s voice built-in
45:00
Pat plays the voice chip with his mom’s voice: “Nana made you this monkey, a big hug and a kiss for you…”
Jimmy should record a terse message to put in a stuffed animal
Louise Duart: female impressionist
50:00
Pat’s third story that has already been mentioned
Fucking around with the parking attendant
Celebrity sighting: Keith Howland
Jimmy is not a 55 year old housewife
55:00
Andrew’s Beth Howland reference gets no response
Whale Wars is the greatest new reality show!
Jeff Conoway and Gary Busey on Celebrity Rehab
Andrew just worked with Gary Busey
1:00:00
BREAK
Gummy bears and gummy worms
Andrew’s “gummy tequila” joke gets no response
Back to Andrew’s Gary Busey story: filming DaZe: Vol. Too (sic) – NonSeNse
1:05:00
Andrew tries to get through the story despite Pat’s interruptions
Andrew thinks the movie will be straight to DVD and possibly never seen (as of 12/21/2011, it is still in post-production)
“I like this guy!”
1:10:00
Jimmy continually makes it very clear that Busey is nuts and missing part of his brain
1:15:00
Andrew went out on a quasi-date with the lady wrestler / actress he worked with
They guys want Andrew to accept reality show offers
Andrew was The Joker in Batman: Dead End
James Hong, great character actor
1:20:00
Surrounded by celebrities on the plane: the entire cast of Dallas
The bionic eyebrows of Larry Hagman
Charlene Tilton: still a very attractive lady
1:25:00
Celebrity sighting on a plane 2: Adam Carolla
Matt says Jimmy should be on his show, and Adam should be on Never Not Funny. Maybe.
Matt liked an SNL political sketch involving throwing up
Jimmy is careful to say nice things about other comics, except Chelsea
Pat interrupts Stupid Question of the Week to ask one that was emailed to him
Pat forges ahead with his questions: how do you eat a banana? from Ryan from Evansville
Matt breaks his in half, because it looks cool and people will gasp
Jimmy: “Well aren’t you interesting, Johnny Bananabreaker!”
1:30:00
The banana is designed to fit into your hand, which proves Intelligent Design
Arguing the rights of chickens vs. the rights of gays
Twofer Tuesday!
Onnnnnnnn the podcast!
