Episode 425 – Danielle Koenig and Pat Francis
Release date 3/25/2009
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Intro: Jimmy gets forced into a Sing along with Jimmy: California Dreaming (The Mamas and the Papas)
2:15: It’s the penultimate episode of the season
2:45 Recording in the big room today
3:00 Andrew is not on mic due to having 2 guests
3:15 Who is a member of the NNF family?
4:00 Danielle’s singing is usually annoying, but not this time
4:30 Oliver shuts down Danielle’s singing
4:45 Jimmy’s tushie dance; he should wrap a sweatshirt around it
5:15 Concert merch clothing
5:45 Who are the Mamas and the Papas?
6:00 Dr. Demento’s hilarious comedic novelty song gems
7:00 Kids are too sophisticated today
7:30 Where did kids slide their comic books?
7:45 Danielle’s teenage job at the comic book store
9:30 Who wants to see the new Michael Jackson record near the store ledger?
10:00 The upcoming Michael Jackson comeback concerts; does Michael still have what it takes?
11:15 “They were born to do it!”
12:00 Jimmy saw Michael in concert
12:15 Jimmy is peaking
12:30 Finishing the introductions
12:45 Michael’s art collection at Neverl’nd
13:10 We don’t know what Michael was doing as a child!
13:20 Sing along with Jimmy: ABC (The Jackson Five)
13:30 How many of the Jacksons are actually talented?
14:30 Which Randy Jackson is more talented?
14:45 Jimmy has strong feelings about Randy Jackson’s bass playing
15:00 Does Chicago suck?
15:30 Jimmy and Pat just performed at a college in Cincinnatti
17:00 Even in first class, Pat annoys Jimmy
17:45 Jimmy nearly assaults Jim Pankow of Chicago on the plane
18:45 Robert Lamb gives Jimmy The Nod
20:00 “Look at us! Isn’t this great? We’re doing what we love!”
21:40 Sing along with Jimmy: Make Me Smile (Chicago)
22:00 Maybe Pankow accidentally listened to the podcast
22:45 Pankow doesn’t have to deal with faulty mics
23:15 Jimmy schmoozes extra cookies
23:45 Why does first class get seated first?
24:30 Jimmy feels awkward in first class
25:00 Jimmy generously bumped Danielle up to first class
25:45 Shockingly, Jimmy was a small child
26:00 Oliver is more like a midget than a dwarf
26:30 Billy Barty was the last Lucrative Midget
26:45 Email your fantasy baseball team names to Jimmy
27:15 Is it “pot them down” or “pod them down”? (Answer: pot)
28:00 Matt tries to get the fans to do his intro work for him
29:00 Download Audacity, cut an intro together, and email it to Matt (Which I did! But for Season 7.)
30:00 Holy ghost! Season 5 is coming!
30:45 “Like… Heh-hehhhhh!!!!’
31:15 “J-J-J-JIMMY PARDOOOOO!!!!!”
31:45 Jimmy needs to aim at the urban market
32:00 Steve Harvey’s church roll call
32:45 Lance Armstrong’s broken collarbone
33:00 Jimmy meets Sheryl Crow for Bands Reunited
34:30 Pat defends Sheryl
35:15 Jimmy likes Papa John Phillips
35:30 Jimmy’s dream about Stevie Nicks
36:00 Stevie Nicks or Pat’s mom?
36:30 Excited for the upcoming Fleetwood Mac concert
37:00 Stevie Nicks is at 50% twirl
37:30 What “now and happening” female singers does Jimmy like?
38:15 Sing along with Jimmy: Closer to Fine (Indigo Girls)
38:45 Let’s fight over lesbian folk music
39:00 iPod roulette gets stolen from Jimmy and Pat
39:30 Jimmy will be on Adam Carolla’s podcast
40:00 Pat bails to take care of nasal trouble
40:15 Old time insults and sayings
41:00 Pat gets an email from Ed Begley, Jr.
42:00 Danielle’s Pankow imitation
42:30 Rules of Engagement
43:15 How did Jimmy get “something as great as Danielle”?
44:00 What happens off the field should stay off the field
44:15 Tiger Woods just might be one of the few scandal-free top sports performers
44:45 Kevin Garnett’s career
45:15 Shaq’s movies
45:45 Michael Clarke Duncan
45:45 Jimmy pompously repeats what has already been said
46:30 Did you know Michael Clarke Duncan didn’t even want to be an actor?
47:00 “Yes I know!”
47:15 A story is being withheld from the listening public
48:00 Pat gets the locks changed on his new house
49:30 Matt challenges the gang to guess the song: “Rag top down so my hair can blow”
51:00 Matt defends Vanilla Ice to rationalize his own transgressions
52:00 Jimmy Pardo vs. Matt’s dad in a rap-off
52:30 8 Mile
53:10 Never Not Funny Death Curse: Britanny Murphy
54:00 Twofer Tuesday on the retro hip-hop station
54:15 Sing along with Jimmy: Mercedes Boy (Pebbles)
54:45 Jimmy steals Pat’s joke
55:00 Pat’s show-clothes
55:45 Deconstructing Pat’s Kris Kross joke
56:00 Miley Cyrus wants to be Oscar-nominated for the Hannah Montana movie
57:00 Why only 3 Oscar nominated song?
57:45 Did you know the girl in the Dancing in the Dark video is Courtney Cox?
58:00 Matt corrects the structure of Jimmy’s obvious trivia
58:45 Everyone is suddenly, uncomfortably, overly concerned about Danielle
59:00 Tommy Lee has a Starbucks in his house
1:00:00 Break time!
1:101:00 Sing along with Jimmy: Jump (Van Halen)
1:01:30 What the hell is a “wreckin’ machine”? (“Well can’t you see me standing here / I’ve got my back against the record machine”)
1:02:00 Misheard lyrics
1:03:00 Van Halen vs. Pointer Sisters
1:03:45 “I’m gonna kick you in the footloose!”
1:04:30 Bonnie and Clyde being remade with Hilary Duff?
1:05:00 What movies does Jimmy want remade?
1:06:45 Danielle predicts the new Star Trek will be horrible
1:07:00 Popeye with Robin Williams made Matt’s stomach hurt
1:08:00 Continuing the remake talk
1:09:30 Rachel Getting Married
1:11:15 The Simpsons in Ireland with Glen Hansard
1:12:00 Jon Hamm on 30 Rock
1:13:00 Alec Baldwin is 20 pounds away from being back in the bubble
1:14:00 This episode is apparently being done Memento-style, as Matt predicts what Jimmy will say “later”
1:15:00 Homophobia in grade school
1:16:00 Is Madonna The Material Girl, or did she just sing Material Girl?
1:17:10 Sing along with Jimmy: Holiday (Madonna)
1:17:15 Sing along with Jimmy: Like a Prayer (Madonna)
1:18:45 Leonardo DiCaprio was in a Madonna video (This article says it was not LDiC!)
1:18:45 Stupid Question of the Week
1:19:00 Pat has a question of a week! But he gets shut down.
1:19:30 Sing along with Jimmy: Open Your Heart (Madonna)
1:19:45 SQotW: Matt Archinbalt: When’s the last time you urinated outside?
1:24:00 From Kyle Dodson (even Pat’s nephew knows not to send it to Pat!) : When peeing, where do you look?
1:26:15 Matt is still recovering from childhood traumas
1:27:15 Pat’s concert bathroom antics
1:28:30 Mystery guest enters the room!
1:29:00 Matt is concerned about Kyle’s Facebook updates
1:30:00 For season 5, send in disputes for Jimmy to solve for Judge Jimmy segments
Onnn the cast of pod!
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