Episode 2 – We’re Going Weekly!
“Hey everybody this is Jimmy Pardo, welcome to Never Not Funny, the official Pardcast… podcast…”
Big news! We are going weekly, not bi-weekly as we first thought
We’re now in a studio, not the dining room
Confusion over the definition of “bi”
Michael Glenn Schmidt, number 22, shortstop for Chicago
Pat was supposed to be here, but his wife has fallen ill
Pat Francis fans, including Maude, Esthelle Getty, and Pat’s mom are crushed that he is not here
When did Matt start doing voices? Week 2.
Pat is Mr. iPod for Running Your Trap
Jimmy and Pat’s moms sounds the same on voicemail
We have to talk to Pat about how his dad yelled at him on voicemail
We will pepper this show with references to Patrick Francis Dodson
Jimmy is not feeling that great, and may be coming down with something, and it might be Matt’s fault
Jimmy has the immune system of a sparrow
Jimmy almost wore a surgical mask for flying, but it looks ridiculous
Invention idea: Purell Squirt Grun. Yes, “grun.”
Pat’s difficulty with Ls and Rs
Arthur Kent, the Scud Stud
Mike’s wife thinks Dan Aykroyd is sexy
Britney Spears Crossroads, and underwear bed-jumping
Iron Flowers / Steel Magnolias
Let’s talk about Vince Vaughn
Mike says Dodgeball was awful
Mike and Jimmy give celebrities nicknames immediately upon meeting or seeing them
Roger Ebert’s cameo appearance in Jimmy’s stalking past
Vince Vaughn on Kilborne when Jimmy did warmup
Matt’s wife’s crush list includes Leonardo DiCaprio or “L Di C” (first usage!)
During Matt’s teenage crush on Paula Abdul he had over 250 photos of her on his walls
Short talk
Mike’s gastric bypass surgery, and his own disdain for fat people
Hurley on Lost: Never Not Sweating
Pre-surgery fat support group depressiveness
Matt likes Evangeline Lilly, but he doesn’t want to do improv with her
Kelli Pickler, American Idol, and associated B.S.
Paul Abdul on American Idol makes Matt sad
Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie
Firefox / Foxfire
Jimmy wrote Kristy McNichol to try and be pen pals
Mike says; If you wait long enough your heroes become attainable
Watch what you say on the podcast, Jimmy doesn’t want to get sued
This is a 30 minute podcast, which is now 40 minutes
Jimmy asks if they can edit
Mike wants to talk about shorn Belknap
Matt saw The Shorn Belknaps open for…
Matt cuts his own hair
Jimmy talks about cutting his own hair on Uno
Jouster will love Mike’s Devo joke
We need more detail about the stages of Matt’s shaving routine
The Miami Wham shaving style
Matt continues shilling for the Wahl Company
The history of Matt’s beard growth
Kissing with a beard
Mike saved his marriage via a haircut that doubled as a stand-up prop
Jimmy’s Nixon-like ability to grow a five-o’clock shadow
Don’t compare Jimmy to Nixon!
Jarrett Grody and Miami Wham
Motorhead and Jimmy share a set of sideburns
This is about 3 guys sitting around and talking
Pilar is perfectly fine
Plugs: Matt produces See You Next Tuesday at UCBLA, runs aspecialthing.com, and has his own podcast called AST Radio
Mike wrote for Saint’s Row, an Xbox 360 game, featuring his voice acting, as well as Chris Fairbanks and Danielle Koenig
Capture Jimmy at jimmypardo.com
Pardman: Jimmy as Pacman
Now up at iTunes!
Doug Benson coming up at the 4/20 show of Running Your Trap, along with Ed Kraznick and Rep. Richard Martin
“We’ll see you next week right here onnnn Never Not Funny.”
