24B – Grounding Out with Mike Schmidt

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher


24 Bette Midler

00 – Yaasss welcome in the Players Club! 24B! Don’t change the bard!

Shakespeare did not write Oedipus.

Talking Jimmy’s horrible teacher in Night School.

Paddington TV show?

Talking Mister Rogers and how boring it was.

Snuffleupagus –

10 – We’re singing My Heart Will Go On.

Eliot goes on a rant about cop shows.

Would you risk harm to save someone from a fire?

15 – Eliot wonders if hot water works on a fire. Jimmy retracts his naming Eliot the smartest in the room.

Diet Soda talk

John Mulaney talk!

20 – Talking Masked Singer!

Elvis tribute:

We go through the setlist.

Mike Schmidt is here!!

Social media talk.

35 – Talking Racism growing up.

Diagnosis MAGA!

We’ll be back!

Indeed welcome back!

Eliot ruins fun again!

The wheeze and Mike’s face ruined the $5 bit.

Eliot gets Johnny Asthsma and Human Groundout! Put it on the board!

Globetrotter Rape Train was Mike’s fantasy football team name in the past.

40 – Ryan and his friend went to see the Harlem Globetrotters dressed up as Washington General’s fans.

Mike talks about seeing a game back in the day.

Jimmy talks about Oliver being part of the show when they saw them.

Mike talks Sundown Towns.

45 – Singing some American Pie and talking about Don McLean.

Bryan Adams duets.

We hear a little Bryan Adams JLo duet.

Betting Bryan Vs JLO

Bryan: 65 Million
JLO: $380 Million
Garon: $700,000

Mike calls Eliot a comedy noose. Jimmy loses it.

Jimmy is worth 6 million while Matt pulls in 3 mill. Allegedly.

Talking failing t-shirts!

55 – My B is Bette Midler!

Matt thinks Bette goes all white on her Oscars performance.

I saw Arctic!

Mike saw Cold Pursuit. He says go see it.

Talking ATMs.

1h10m – Mike’s apartment was featured in Adam 12!

Talking Foster Brooks and whether he is funny or not.

Walking Quicksand?! Eliot!

1h15m – Talking the Belknap research for his networth page.

Eliot’s B word (not Blondie) Barbra Streisand.

Talking Alec Baldwin’s Trump over the weekend.

Mike thinks Brody Stephens is funny.

1h20m – Mike talks about Brody.

Mike talks about bands and the recent kiss show.

Matt’s B word is Belinda Carlisle.

1h30m – Mike’s B word is…Bonnie Rait!

1h35m – We hear the fans guesses

Talking seeing Beyonce in concert.

Talking Abducted in Plain Sight again.

1h45m – Jimmy’s B is #3 Babs, #2 Bonnie Rait #1 Brenda K. Starr.

Matt: 87
Mike: 89
Jimmy: 88
Garon: 86

Matt wins!
1h50m – No one knows where this dollar goes.

Jimmy talks The Forty-Year-Old Boy podcast! Mike’s twitching!

He’s playing God of War. Tues-Sunday!

1h55m – See you next time!

We’re done!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth