3312 – Buckling up with Patton Oswalt
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
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00 Hello!
3312! Welcome in!
300,000 cars a day on the I-10 overpass.
In general, golf carts are considered “low-speed vehicles” in California, which means they are only allowed on streets with a speed limit of 35 mph or less. On these types of roads, you generally do not need a driver’s license to operate a golf cart.
Full crowd at Pop Cultured this week!
Home run show!
10 – Show talk and UCB Parking!
Join Scientology have an audit and get some good parking!
Blaine Capatch showed up for a character at the show as well!
15 – Oliver is back from his Youth and Government trip. He had a rude awakening that Jimmy fills us in. There are teenage MAGAs in California.
Oliver had a top bunk at the military base they stayed at. He had trouble sleeping because he was nervous he was gonna roll off the bed.
Anatomy of the Fall got mixed reviews in the Pardo-Koenig house hold.
Albert Brooks documentary?
They also watched Painkiller: The Tylenol Murders
Escaping Twin Flames!
20 – Quarterly game night talk!
Celeb sighting!
Jimmy saw a podcaster! It was John Favreau from Pod Saves America!
We’re basing our PSA opinions on about 7 minutes.
We know nothing about Jon Lovett!
Jimmy golfed and golfed horribly. He lost 12 balls!
30 – He ended up with a “105”
He’s also given up on making Keenan laugh.
35 – Matt talks about Charlie’s rehearsals for auditioning for their school’s holiday show.
Jimmy wants no covers for Last Christmas, not even Taylors!
40 – Justin Bieber Mistletoe – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUjn3RpkcKY
Jimmy is proud of Matt for standing up to the dick on the other team who was acting like a asshole. “don’t worry buddy you’re gonna get your big trophy.”
45 – Mail time!
The mail is here!
And so is our guest!
50 – We’ll be right back!!
We’re back! 3312!
Patton Oswalt is here!
Patton talks about the audience member that was not laughing at his show and throwing him off. He was a former writer for the onion.
55 – back in the day anti-Seatbelt talk!
BJ Thomas!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B._J._Thomas
60 – Patton talks about the show’s his daughter Alice is watching.
Lots of talk about The Goldbergs!
1h5m – How are we continuing when we’re reliving the 30s.
Breaking News!
Patton updates us on the Road Runner movie that WB shelved to get a tax break and now they’re gonna let it get released (somehow).
We need a digital video store clerk!
1h10m – Where Evil Lurks!
The Sadness is Taiwanese.
Anything For Jackson – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12137964/
1h15m – Exorcist 3 talk!
Patton’s daughter LOVES horror.
1h20m – Jimmy and Patton talk about the differences with comedians coming up now versus their day. There’s no “in the wilderness” anymore. No chance to learn your voice, screw up, it’s all instantly online.
Trivia time! Full results below!
1h25m – We’ll be right back!
We’re back!
We’ve got talented listeners!
1h30m – Patton wants another stinger.
White Man Can’t Jump talk!
Patton loves Cobra Kai!
Matt has a Cobra Kai question for Patton and his Johnny Lawrence story from his website.
1h35m – Patton talks about he and Brian Posehn’s Karate Kid movie idea from years ago.
This is a race of a show! Patton wants to come back and shoot the shit for a while!
Talking The Fixx!
Patton’s gonna sign an autograph for that guy as well!
We’re done! See you next time!!
Trivia Results:
Category: Thanksgiving Foods
Question: in 1705 the town of Colchester CT canceled thanksgiving because they couldn’t make what due to the river freezing over and not being able to get their import of liquid sugar.
Garon: Cranberry Sauce (14 pts)
Eliot: Glazed Ham (18 pts)
Matt: Cranberry Sauce (10 pts)
Patton Oswalt: Rum/Alcohol (17 pts)
Jimmy: Yams/Sweet Potatos (16 pts)
Answer is: Pumpkin Pie
Matt wins $5!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole
