32Q – Tasting the rainbow with Jason Benetti

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

NNF Platinum 32Q – Jason Benetti

Awkward Moments with Jason Benetti

00 Welcome in! 32Q!

Let’s get the conspiracy talk going!

Jimmy had a rough night of sleep apparently. Bed at 230 up at 630.

Jimmy’s wearing glasses! He explains why. Side effects.

They look terrific!

Ophthalmologists are eye doctors who perform medical and surgical treatments for eye conditions.

Happy birthday Trump!

5 – Jimmy’s glasses situation is caused by Myopia.

He talks about driving home from the ball game last night and not being able to read the signs.

Jimmy traveling to Chicago to visit his dad.

Jimmy talks about his plans for Saturday, while Oliver spends the day with his grandpa! Jimmy’s gonna see his HS Sweetheart.

Livestream on Tuesday!

Oliver’s gonna golf with Jimmy and his dad!

10 – Jimmy’s never beat his dad at golf. Is this year the year?

Oliver will NEVER beat Jimmy at golf.

Make Amends to Old Girlfriends Tour 2023.

15 – Should Dave Matthews Band be in the Rock Hall?


Rock Hall talk!
We talk a lot about Dave Matthews, tours, and fans!

30 – Jimmy gives us a little update on the Game Night that’s coming up!

We’re gonna do a new game courtesy of Nathan Diffee called Pardoisms! Everyone can play!

Jason Benetti is here!

35 – There are dumb white sox fans!



Barry Manilow is 6’! Dave Matthews is 6’2!

We’ll be right back!

45 – We’re back!

Jimmy and Jason talked White Sox during the break.

Jimmy talks about the white sox/dodgers game.

Jimmy in the booth?!


Rainbow Cones in Chicago? https://rainbowcone.com/

50 – Jimmy resets and talks to Jason about his broadcasting branching out to other sports and the Olympics!

Covid Cobbler!

55 – What will Jimmy and Danielle do for their 20th?

Matt shares a story about going to see the northern lights in Montana. He slept through it and his mom and step dad failed to wake him up.

Jimmy always resets with some Glen Campbell!

60 – Jimmy asks Jason about his dating life and if he was doing the USSL stuff. He did two games!



Matt has a story about Coach.

His step-mom found the german version of the show and brought it to universal to adapt and thus came Coach!

Steve Stone – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Stone_(baseball)

Let’s get Homer to say Lawn Darts.

Jason blames Jimmy for their not seeing a game together.

Jimmy needed another layer at dodger stadium. He was cold!

1h10m – Jason’s not dating at the moment.

Jason does a Len Kasper impression that’s a little Len and a little Muppet.


Lotta repeating stories here at NNF.

Jason and Jimmy talk about the firing of a baseball writer, James Fegan. Who they call the best baseball writer in the biz.

1h15m – Talking Rob Colletti!


Jason texts Rob to follow Jimmy.

1h20m – I (Garon) am the Skin Tag of Never Not Funny.

What’s jason’s fave musical? Ragtime, Les Mis.

Dear Evan Hansen talk and we all love Come From Away.

1h25m – Jason talks about listening to Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat as a kid with his family driving to various ball games.


Historical figure for a musical? William Belknap? Vlad the Impaler?


1h30m – Kelsey Grammar fall – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu-BqOsvj00

People falling!

Grape woman – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STbhaqsBJB0

Jason got hit with a ball in the minors. He tells us about it. It hurt a “lot bit.”

Talking a broadcasters (missed his name) catch phrases for players.

1h35m – Jason gives us some examples of his own catchphrases they tried working out.

Matt and Jimmy tell Jason about the radio style promo someone made for them years ago to try and get NNF on radio.

Jimmy calls Jason one of the best as he resets! The White Sox are blessed with great broadcasters.

Jimmy tells Jason about something he said on air that made him laugh re Rex Hudler.

1h40m – https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-reviews/the-american-gladiators-documentary-review-espn-1235502079/

Look for Top Five Songs named after the band!

Doc Talk – The American Gladiators Documentary.

Round the horn!

1h45m – NBA burner accounts?!

Celebrity sighting!!

Jimmy gives Jason the details on his glasses.


Matt guesses David Cronenberg correctly!

2h – My guess is Kristy McNichol!

Jimmy got responses from Robert Blake and Bob Newhart but not Kristy!

Eliot! He went to Ross.

“Famously clean Ross Dress For Less” – Garon

Eliot witnessed some guys stealing from Ross.

2h5m – Eliot’s guess is Katherine Hepburn!

Jason also has a story! He did a show from Bill Walton’s house and stayed in the Grateful Dead room. He was on a plane that caught fire IN THE CABIN. A battery spontaneously combusted on the flight. They extinguished it but still returned to the airport. He had to take another flight a few hours later and was pestered by another passenger to explain what happened. It turned into a group discussion with surrounding passengers including one who said, “twice in six months I was on a flight that someone had to get off of.” She kept talking about her show dogs.

Typically, cargo fire suppression systems have an initial high-rate knockdown discharge, followed by a low-rate metered discharge of Halon 1301, designed to keep the fire suppressed for continued safe flight and landing at the nearest suitable airport. Halon can be discharged into the forward or aft cargo compartment.

2h15m – Jason’s guess is Katie Holmes.

“Pretty well housed” – Jimmy loves it!

Matt guesses Karen Black!

We hear the fans!

Talking Encore! Disney buried it in their content write down.


2h25m –

5) Katherine Heigel
4) Katie Holmes
3) Karen Black
2) Katherine Hepburn
1) Kate Winslet

No winner!

We’re done!

What a joy!

Get a back-up globe Eliot!

Before we go Jimmy has a question about what Cubs player he met at a sports mart. Bill Madlock!

See you next time!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole