32J – Making milkshakes with Chris Porter

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

NNF Platinum 32J – Chris Porter

00 Welcome in! 32J! Behind closed doors!


Jimmy can absolutely run off a building!

Jimmy is not a klutz! Movie theater not with-standing.

Things are falling off Eliot’s “shroud” It’s a pony wall now!

10 – Why are we spreading vaccine bull-shit?!

15 – https://www.cars.com/articles/do-electric-vehicles-use-oil-446268/

Jimmy talks about his days working at a gas station.

20 – Michael Chiklis talk!


Baja Fresh! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qfC3YV0_rM

All the thank you cards are out! As have the first five months of the lotto picks as well!


Patrick Wilson is in Little Children!


Subtoberfest perk talk!

30 – Let us know if you’re missing something! Double check your address and info!

Electric Scooter for me?

35 – Streak of tall guys!
Chris Porter is here! He’s got a new special!

He doesn’t take offense to much these days.


40 – No bad talk about Chicago!

45 – Jimmy recounts the time he met Danny Sarafine at The Federal.

We’ll be right back!

And we’re back!

Chris Porter is here from Last Comic Standing!

He’s from Kansas.

Talking White Sox fan rant.

Lots of baseball talk!

50 – Chris’ favorite Royal is Bo Jackson!

His 30 for 30 is one of the best according to Chris and Matt.



Chris talks about his experience with Last Comic Standing.

1h5m – You can’t cook fish in a microwave (in an office).

Chris has issues with veggies!

Chris wouldn’t say Baconator for a long time.

1h10m – Belcampo – https://laist.com/news/food/belcampo-meat-co-high-end-meat-seller-sustainable-butcher-closed-scandal

1h15m – Chris bought a milk shake maker during the “pandie” and it changed his life.

Chris talks about his use of DMT.

1h20m – There were other stages in Woodstock, including one in the woods!


There were two stages at Woodstock: The main stage where all the performances took place and a much smaller free stage for alternative performances (not only music).

We lost Jerry Springer at 79.

Dolly Parton’s Rock Album: Every Confirmed Guest Appearance

Phil Donahue is 87. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Donahue

1h25m – Judge Judy is 80! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judy_Sheindlin

Blood money!

1h30m – What would we do with 33 Million Dollars?

Chris loves Phoenix.

1h35m – Golf and local Golf course talk!

Chris doesn’t need fancy airport meal.

1h40m – Round the horn!

Vaccines make you fat?!

Renfield talk! Apparently, Jimmy knows the writer AND the editor.

Jimmy has a Corey Haim connection?!


1h45m – Chris talks about his experiences at Ridleys.

John Mulaney special talk!

Chris praises Nate Bargatze!

1h50m – Kathleen Madigan talk!
My guess is Jamie Lee Curtis!

Chris’ friend is in Halloween Ends!

Shinedown’s Zach Myers Has A Cameo In “Halloween Ends”

The Half Pony!

Amazon returns!

You need around 10Million to live the way the guys wanna live.

Eliot’s guess is Jane Fonda!

1h55m – https://time.com/5116479/jane-fonda-hanoi-jane-nickname/

Chris and Jimmy talk about 24 Hour News and Jimmy talks about forgetting about Don Lemon’s misogynist comments.

Talking News!

2h – Chris is guessing Julia Roberts!

Matt is guessing Julia Louis-Dreyfus!

Chris introduces us to Seinfeld? We’re not familiar.

Let’s hear the fans!

2h5m – No one knew of Jennifer Aniston’s dry eyes!

None of us guessed Joyce DeWitt.

Jimmy’s five:

5) Janet Varney
4) Jamie Lee Curtis
3) Jennifer Coolidge
2) Joan Collins
1) Joan Crawford

No winner.

We’re done!

See you next time!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole