31U – Thumbing a ride with Jimmy and the boys

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher



00 Welcome in! 31U! You Light of My Life!


What kind of Rock voice does Eliot have? Or does he not have one?

Karaoke talk! Eliot doesn’t like the self-indulgent folks who end up being dicks.

Eliot talks about his experience as a Karaoke host.


10 – Talking taking thumbs and noses!

Meta jokes? Dad jokes?

Lotta controversy with this 2 person karaoke rule.

20 – Joanns! Assisted Living dogs?


25 – What is target putting behind glass in the sporting good section? Bike tires?!

30 – Ed Sheeran talk! He’s playing sofi.


35 – Songwriters Hall of Fame talk.



Annie Lennox talk!

Celebrity jeopardy!

Jimmy discovered a video of Oliver and Zoe dancing at a fountain.

Back to The Beach!

55 – Let’s take hammer sto see Paul Anka!

55 – We’ll be right back!

We’re back!

Ganguary! Three gangs in a row!

We’ve got some mail!

Sticker sheets! We’ll send them to some bingo winners!

Wall St Putsch?

60 – https://www.milwaukeeindependent.com/syndicated/wall-street-putsch-powerful-bankers-sought-overthrow-fdr-fascist-dictator/

Round the horn!

Get some t-shirts!

Titanic – https://www.comingsoon.net/movies/trailers/1259981-titanic-25th-anniversary-theatrical-release-date-set-for-4k-remaster

1h10m – Eliot has issues going on at the famiilaire!

Late Night Sushi and a jerk!

Next morning, he wakes up to a broken window in the lobby.


1h15m – More about the break-in! Packages WERE stolen.

Eliot’s had a lot of hair styles.

1h20m – Oliver wore a hat to school. He’s not happy with his hair currently.

1h25m – What kind of hat?

Bananas for Bonanza!

Eliot’s M guess is Magic!

Matt’s M guess is Mavericks!

Jimmy’s guess is the Mets!

1h30m – My Ms!

5) Milkskimmers
4) Moo – Fremont (Expedition League)
3) Mystics
2) Mets
1) Mavericks

Matt wins!

Smelly five! Matt gets a clean five.


Jimmy’s got a doctor appt.

Fasting and asking docs about whether or not “eating puss” count.

Talking about comedian’s tells. Some comics ticks are not being funny!

Thanks guys we’re done!


My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole