3123 – Giving birth with Scott Aukerman

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher


00 Hello! Beep?

There it is! User error.

Welcome in! It’s a rainy weekend.

Jimmy was in Paris Tx, first road gig since September.

Cheaper LAX parking available online at LAX.

Mic play! It attacked Jimmy and he had to teach it a lesson.

Two celebrity sightings!

Jimmy talks about the released video of the Tyre Nichols’ murder.

Some audience talk. One had the balls to wear a Go Fuck Your Gun shirt! In Texas!

Let’s Go Brandon flags. You’re dumb.

10 – Jimmy talks more about Paris and the festival. Todd Glass was the headliner Saturday night.

They ran into each other in the hotel hall and did a bit for each other.

Jimmy talks about doing a panel and answering questions from audience members about breaking in and getting with bookers.

15 – Jimmy’s gonna admit something to us. He ate an entire bag of Nerd Gummies. $6.99 bag. He ate it like a roman enjoying grapes.

800 calories.

20 – The battle of the nerd nutritional stats has begun.

Eddie Murphy is a huge Star Trek and Planet of the Apes fan?

Speaking of TV: Stop talking to Jimmy about Poker Face. He loves it!

25 – Spielberg directed the pilot of Columbo.

Jimmy’s backpack is full of enamel pins. Someone asked him about them.
Chips! It’s Erik Estrada!

35 – the other celebrity sighting was James Franco!

James Franco on General Hospital.

45 – Top soap opera stars can earn as much as $300,000 or more per year, while low-level soap opera actors can earn as little as $10,841 per year. Soap opera talent that falls into the middle receive salaries that range from $52,946 to $133,501 per year.


Sott Aukerman is here!

Hoodie talk!

Jimmy ‘s not layered.

Comedy Bang! Bang! The Podcast (The Book)

Happy birthday Gene Hackman!

Scott guessed Chips in two guesses.

The Cross and the Switchblade – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cross_and_the_Switchblade

50 – Erik Estrada is a celeb sighting often on this show.

We’ll be right back!!

We’re back!

Not a satisfying beep for Jimmy.

Wife Guys!


55 – It’s hot in the studio.
Jason Alexander McDLT- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac

Wife Guys have a good time!

25 years for Jimmy and Danielle!

30 Years for Matt and Elise!

24 for Scott and Kulap!

“Mark my words. They’ll never make it.” – Jimmy on New Kids on the Block.

60 – Why did they have to go into Omnipop so often?! Jimmy and Scott talk about it.

Talking the Origin of Scott and Jimmy’s relationship.

The Dexys Midnight Runners lyric is: You in that dress, my thoughts I confess Verge on dirty, Oh Come On Eileen!

1h5m – Scott and Jimmy talk about Jimmy’s Dance Party and selling it to Comedy Central.

They used to go to some Chinese restaurant with plantation shutters that’s now Something Vegan.

Scott talks about the Burger Bar at Moe’s in Burbank.

Kato Kaelyn talk. He’s famous for being friends with a murderer.

1h10m – Scott talks about doing a celebrity bowling thing and being paired with “regular people” but it turns out they were fans so it went great.

Scott never responds and doesn’t golf but still gets invited to the celebrity golf tournaments.

What’s up with the basketball league? Jimmy may be out. Or he’s back in.

Yes. In fact, the Globetrotters have lost 345 games over the course of nine decades. However, with 27,000 wins, the Globetrotters do own the best winning percentage (. 987) in the history of professional sports.


While parts of a modern exhibition game are pre-planned, the games themselves are not fixed. While their opponents do not interfere with the Globetrotters’ hijinks while on defense, they play a serious game when in possession of the ball and about 20 to 30 percent of a game is “real.” This once led to an infamous defeat at the hands of the Washington Generals in 1971, to the distress of the watching crowd, after the Globetrotters lost track of a big lead with their tricks and the Generals hit a game-winning buzzer-beater – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlem_Globetrotters

1h15m – More Globetrotters talk.

Was Scooby on Shaggy’s shoulders or vice versa?

Scott talks about his parents never returning to a favorite restaurant they went to frequently after a waitress had BO.

Scott begs us to take that story out because it’s sad.

1h20m – Lots going on for Scott! He fills us in! He and Kulap had a baby!

When sudden cardiac arrest occurs, uncirculated oxygen remains in the bloodstream. Research has shown that doing chest compressions, without rescue breaths, can circulate that oxygen and be as effective in doing it as traditional compression/rescue breath CPR for the first few minutes.


Wife Guys don’t get blue balls!

Emerald Birdy Aukerman!

1h25m – Scott fills us in on he and Kulap’s journey to getting a baby.

1h40m – Kulap and Scott spent 2 weeks in Riverside waiting for the delivery to start.

Matt may have been thinking of Don’t Forget Em by Consequence that features a Red Lobster lyric. “Man I promise, when I get old enough I’m a buy you a limo, and we gon’ go to Red Lobster”

Jimmy is ready for a grandchild.

2h – Full trivia results below

We’ll be right back!

We’re back!

Break talk! Scott reenacts slamming his phone into the headphones.
Eliot’s answer is Holmes/Watson and Moriarty.

Matt’s Holmes/Watson and Poirtot.

Scott goes with Batman and Robin and Catwoman.

The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew is Jimmy’s answer.

Jimmy wins!

Scott texted Danielle hi!

2h10m – Jimmy’s out of the wife guys! He has to be able to text. Wait…he’s back in now that the text rules is changing. This Wife Guys stuff is falling apart. Jimmy’s out officially.

We’re done see you next time!


Trivia Results:
Category: Mysteries
Question: What three famous mystery characters a duo and a single character first met on a television show and it wasn’t until years later they were in a book together?

Garon: Holmes/Watson, Irene Adler (18 pts)
Eliot: Holmes/Watson and Moriarty. (2 pts)
Matt: Holmes/Watson and Poirtot (18 pts)
Scott: Batman and Robin and Catwoman. (17 pts)
Jimmy: The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew (7 pts)

The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew! Jimmy wins!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole