3110 – Scaring you right out of your pants with Matthew Patrick Davis

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

@MPDavis
https://www.youtube.com/matthewpatrickdavis

00 welcome in 3-1-1-0!

Jimmy has some apologies for his…employees…

He’s 100% in charge but relies on us(*) (Matt and Eliot) for the back end stuff.

He was late today and Eliot’s human emotion was rattling.

Jimmy talks about his morning. He was stuck behind a moving truck going over the hill.

Segue to another story from Jimmy.

“oh that’s looking nice.” – Jimmy’s doctor

Pull the curtain back! Jimmy’s actually average!

10 – Talking pig dicks!

The penis, which is long and rigid has a sigmoid or S – shape in its top half and an anti-clockwise spiral at the end. It is 300-500mm long. The preputial sack is filled with very smelly fluids including pheromones and it also has a very high bacterial content.

Jimmy talks about being forced to watch a “haunting” video involving a pig.

Winding down the end of Subtoberfest! We’re almost to 40%! Jimmy is gonna call 50% a win!

We’re doing another livestream next week!

15 – Tier 2 and up get those livestreams!

Jimmy talks more about Subtoberfest and the show perks.

Spread the word and your love of NNF!

Get us to 69% and we will double our Smile Train donation!

20 – Jimmy talks about Comedy Gives Back.

A great cause to give to ON NOVEMBER 1!
Taylor Swift talk! Matt talks about what the Belknaps did on the release.

Our guest is here and very tall.

25 – VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!

Matthew Patrick Davis is here! He’s 6’8’’

Randy Johnson – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Johnson

30 – In 1846, the Knickerbockers played the first official game of baseball against a team of cricket players, beginning a new, uniquely American tradition.

The MLB was founded in 1876.

Matt talks about Zoe doing shows and coming home raging to hear Taylor Swift’s Midnights album.

35 – Good luck Swifties!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Miller

We’ll be right back!

Welcome back!

San Diego’s own Matthew Patrick Davis is here!

Jimmy and Matthew talk moving to LA.

Matthew played Lincoln in a new musical. It debuted in Santa Barbara and they put the cast up in the Extended Stay America chain.

45 – The Lincolns of Springfield

He talks about the show. It does not cover Lincoln’s alleged gayness.

No wrestling either.

50 – Jimmy talks Barbarian and his “what the fuck” outburst.

Matt talks about when he saw Matthew and his sketch group, The Honking Geese at M Bar and the sketch he never forgot: “I’m tall!” “I’m small!”

Gong banging Adam Carolla.

They shot Barbarian in Bulgaria, but it’s set in Detroit.

It Follows and Don’t Breathe are also set in Detroit!

Metal Detector Mike talk.

60 – Matthew talks about how Doug Jones influenced his career.

Matt Davis Gets A Girlfriend was Matthew’s one man show.

Jimmy talks about the Jack Skellington video that Matthew did.

Talking about turning it into a stage musical

1h10m – https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/phoebe-bridgers-sally-nightmare-before-christmas-london-1235157630/

Matthew talks about how he handles his height at shows/movies

His last show was Haim at the Bowl!

Matthew’s single, his one-man show didn’t work.

No showmances!

Matthew talks about writing songs for Disney Jr and Disney shows!

1h15m – Talking about Matthew driving up from San Diego to see Jimmy Pardo’s Dance Party.

We’re guessing where Matthew lives!

Los Feliz was my guess.

We’re all wrong. Matthew lives in North Hollywood/Toluca Lake

Matthew is 43!

1h20m – Matthew, me (Garon), and Eliot have not had covid yet.

What do we do if Elon Musk takes over Twitter?

Trivia time!

 

1h25m –

Category: Companies and Brands
Question: Every October companies like to have fun with Halloween. Guess Starbucks Krispy Kreme and Barbie.

We’ll be right back!

We’re back!

Talking Barbarian and Matt’s TV.

Round the horn!

1h30m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Naughton
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griffin_Dunne

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_of_the_Bride_(2022_film)

1h35m – Matthew gives us some more Jack Skellington!

https://life.shared.com/a-live-version-of-the-nighmare-before-christmas-has-gone-viral

my answer – Scarebucks, Krazy Kreme, Hallobarbie

1h45m – Eliot didn’t leave his house but we talk about why he watches so many comedy specials.

Eliot’s guesses are: Starboooooks, Krispy Scream, Barboooo

Matt’s Scarbucks, Kreapy Cream, Boooarbie.

Matthew: Scarebucks, Krispy Scream, Barbiebarian

1h50m – Full trivia results below!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owsley_(musician)

RIP Patty’s, and the entire block apparently.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107688/

Paul Rubens appeared on Phil Rosenthal’s Naked Lunch.

Joe Biden on NNF?!
Candy talk!

Spree?

Bye!!!

Trivia Results:
Category: Companies and Brands
Question: Every October companies like to have fun with Halloween. Guess Starbucks Krispy Kreme and Barbie.

Garon: Scarebucks, Krazy Kreme, Hallobarbie (10 pts)
Eliot: Starboooooks, Krispy Scream, Barboooo
(18 pts)
Matt: Scarbucks, Kreapy Cream, Boooarbie (10 pts)
Matthew: Scarebucks, Krispy Scream, Barbiebarian (15 pts)
Jimmy: Scarebucks, Krispy Scream, Scarebie (15 pts)

Answer: StarGUTS, Krispy Scream, Bombie

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole