2924 – Kissing bedknobs with Rachel Quaintance

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

NNF 2924 – Rachel Quaintance


00 Hello! Welcome in! It’s almost season 30! 

Jimmy talks about bridges and lights that take forever to change, 5-8 minutes in a intersection nearby to him.

We’re in a secure building! With tenants! 

Random window looking over the construction site. 

Jimmy’s still on his Sammy Hagar kick. 

Jimmy ended up buying the Right Here Right Now CD and tries to determine when he ordered it. It was after Matt mentioned it. 



Jimmy’s on Tony Thaxton’s podcast this week! 

Jimmy’s also on The Record Player Podcast!


The Shoaks?! 

10 – Great fun on the zoom show this week! 

What happens when Jimmy isn’t here? 

Nerd talk.

NNF would not be the same without Jimmy, nor would it exist. 

15 – Rogan talk. 

When NNF is over we’re done.  

20 – Talking about the fan made collage of pictures of us over the years. 


Eliot getting compliments! He photographs well! 


Jimmy and fam went to the Zoo over the weekend. 

The chimps were active! REALLY active at one point. Fuckin’!

25 – Jimmy talks about a presentation from a woman at the zoo. 




I go get our guest.

We’ll be right back! 

Welcome back! 

Jimmy had to get a phone call from a doc! He apologizes for the abrupt break. 

40 – Rachel took her test at home! 

Rachel got back into Candy Crush thanks to her daughter. 

Rachel has been into Taylor Swift a lot. Even learning how to play All Too Well??

Rachel also has been watching Pen15. 

She used to kiss bedknobs, Jimmy preferred Broomsticks. 

Shelly Long compared Jimmy to Tom Hanks once, Rachel interrupted her. 

Rachel communicates with her gardener a lot.  

45 – “If you think the yard is beautiful wait till you see the basement.” – Rachel text to gardener. 

Eliot has information on grass. 


More about Raoul, Rachel’s gardener. 

50 – Rachel walks with her botox lady. 

Rachel has a shout-out for a special listener. 

Jimmy comments on Rachel’s chattiness. 

Rachel talks about Kristy Colleen and her donation to the foster kid Rachel is helping with. Rachel rewarded her with information about who made her cry at Target. 

55 – Rachel recounts her Barnes and Noble following incident. 

The Gift of Fear


Jimmy points out to John’s ratty mask to Rachel. 

Rachel’s dad almost died of Covid. 

Rachel has a story! 

60 – “that was a great 911 call” – Rachel 

She yelled at the guy who crashed into 8-9 cars. 

What if he had goons?!

1h5m – https://www.eonline.com/news/1100258/alanis-morissette-addresses-rumors-you-oughta-know-is-about-ex-dave-coulier

It’s not 100% confirmed who You Outta Know is about. 

Rachel talks about a guy who is her sexual assault story and how he discovered he has a pretty daughter. 

1h10m – Rachel is in love with Tim Robinson. Who she says is married, Matt and Jimmy remind Rachel that she is as well. 

Jimmy’s talks about what he’s been watching, including The Afterparty. 

1h15m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stath_Lets_Flats

Talking show appearances with musicians. The List!  

1h20m – Rachel watched a Christmas movie. 

It was A Very Merry Mix-Up 


Rachel wants a bull dog. 

Rachel Bloom did get a breast reduction – https://pagesix.com/2021/08/14/rachel-blooms-breast-reduction-surgery-before-and-after/

1h25m – Mail! 

Shut up! 

Kelly and Lisa Perry sent us something. 

It’s a cross stitch of us! 

Thank you!!

1h30m – It’s trivia time! 

Category: Food

Question:.What popular item that we now add to food was sold as a medicine for indigestion in 1834. 

Eye droop from Botox – https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/influencer-has-a-drooping-eyelid-and-other-eye-bulging-out-after-a-botched-botox-watch/738045

We’ll be right back!

1h35m – Welcome back!


Round the horn! 

My answer is Peppermint! 

Rachel doesn’t like it. 

Rickety Bridge in a short pant. 

Eliot’s guess is Baking Soda. 

Matt also said Baking Soda

Rachel guesses Salt

Jimmy ALSO went with Baking Soda. 

1h40m – Do we have a winner??

The answer is Ketchup! 

Paul Simon talk?

Tears For Fears talk – 


George Michael talk 

1h45m – Journey vocals are tough on the throat! 

Rachel talks about how she and John would happen post-divorce should it ever happen. 

“I’ll calm down.” – Rachel to Jimmy

We gotta go! 

Why doesn’t Rachel have a podcast?!

Always a joy! 

NNF is on Instagram! 



Category: Food

Question:.What popular item that we now add to food was sold as a medicine for indigestion in 1834. 


Garon: Peppermint (2 pts)

Eliot: Baking Soda (22 pts)

Matt: Baking Soda (7 pts)

Rachel: Salt (25 pts)

Jimmy: Baking Soda (20 pts)

Answer: Ketchup

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole