Never Not Notes

Intro Long overdue guest Jimmy Pardo! Chris Hardwick opens with a Pardo song to the tune of Billie Jean Jimmy is long past insulted by not being invited on Controversy over waters, as in more than one water 5:00 Apparently, Matt Mira can’t get the stench of the Apple store off of him Jimmy invites himself to be on Matt’s […]

Jordan Jesse Go Episode 202: Hot-To-Trot with Matt Belknap Intro A beautiful evening at Chez Thorn Just short of a chalet Matt’s first visit to the “new crib” Deconstructing Jesse’s digs Jordan dropped trou for donations on the first Pardcast-a-thon “I love you, Dewey Cox” Let’s all talk about Jordan’s dick Pardcast-a-thon money raised: almost $35,000, now over $40,000 Click […]

  Intro Jimmy is standing, Dan is absent, possibly on safari Balcony lovebirds are here again Matt once again trumped by Oprah Return of the Kong Cam Jimmy is wearing the green striped shirt that’s in the video intro Who doesn’t want a Wayans shirt? Jimmy’s generosity knows bounds: $19 5:00 Silent Paul won’t speak until introduced First-guest controversy ends […]

  Released 11/21/11 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro Penultimate episode Get your finances in order Jimmy accidentally drove to Sacremento Political Corner with Jimmy More than you need to know about Wham vs. George Michael How Jimmy likes his cobb salad (get your Christmas presents ready!) Avacado Grill: closed, so we can’t get sued 5:00 Mike has to […]

  Intro Nazisssssssssss!!!! You already know everything about the episode, so why is Jimmy introducing it? Relax, Triumph is probably not touring Jimmy’s favorite newspaper: The Daylight Savings TImes Gabors and Goulets Jimmy wants a Robert Goulet pin Jimmy changes his underwear in his car, risking jail 5:00 Jimmy is not helping his criminal defense Sex offender laws Jimmy probably […]

In exclusive format (which is used when I can’t take note of episode times) Released June 23, 2009 Jimmy Jam – Flavor Flav’s cousin? Andrew Koenig seems like someone who would be open to taking an herb instead of Robitussin Generic vs. brand names Fluff Fuck ‘n’ Fold “I’ll take care of this with CASH!” Shopping Mall massages and teeth […]

  Released 11/07/11 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro Starting with a start! Jimmy’s goal: no eye contact, just camera contact Jimmy bails, Matt is disappointed A whole lotta Zep Jimmy needs some jokes Black Dog Daphne’s Subpar Pizza Hairway to Steven Mangia Matt’s Restaurant Rundown Why the Olive Garden hate? 5:00 Jimmy must have popping corn at the […]

Here’s a special entry of Never Not Notes. I’m taking you back in time to the most infamous of Never Not Funny episodes: the “mic throwing” episode. It was a more innocent time, back in September of 2009, and we all remember exactly what we were doing when we first heard the news that Jimmy Pardo threw a microphone in […]

  Note: This is Part 3 of what I call The Fighty Trilogy. The other episodes are 514 and 408. Released September 16, 2009 Purchase this episode Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro Radio DJ Jimmy takes you around the table AK-47 is here Jimmy says Pat is Matt’s booking, and thinks that maybe Pat is here too often Good music […]

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: A trophy and an erection down low Sweater-talk, fucknut! Birthday hats: uncomfortable! Knotted little-girl hair: painful! ZZ Top’s Sharp Dressed Man 5:00 Pat’s pitch-perfect Sharp Dressed Man guitar riff Hector Salamanca Breaking Bad and Gilligan’s Island (you figure out the connection) Jimmy’s Eliot-insult surprised even himself Pardcast-a-thon: SOLD OUT! Here’s the Sharp Dressed […]

In-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jimmy’s clock wasn’t working today. Jimmy took a bunch of medicine today; made things worse. Jimmy does a Family Feud bit that Matt argues against the logic. 5 – Matt’s got a lot of gel in his hair. Someone mailed NNF a trophy. 10 – Jimmy yells at everyone for a while. 15 […]

In-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jazzing it up early on NNF today. Bad Brokaw stops by twice. Jimmy smells like smoke ‘cause of the men’s room. 5 – Dan’s wearing a new ABBA shirt un-ironically. Jimmy got bad feedback from an ebay buyer. 10 – Jimmy’s almost done with the series Deadwood. 15 – Guest Jesse Thorn has […]

In-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jimmy is wearing boxer briefs. Mistake. Jimmy loves the NNF table. Zoe and Oliver had a playdate while Jimmy was out of town. The show is dragging. 5 – Eliot had to shave part of his beard because it was getting too difficult to eat sandwiches. Dan’s wearing skele-toes. 10 – This is […]

In-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jimmy is stuffed up. Jimmy figures out Eliot’s way of holding people verbally hostage. 5 – Pard-Cast-A-Thon 2011. It’s coming! 10 – Jimmy’s wearing a different Journey shirt this week, same logo. 15 – 20: Madonna and Carson Daly talk. 25 – Kevin believes he’s more well know for his movies than his […]