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PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Jimmy pulled the old switcheroo-hurtful joke on Matt just before the show Jimmy has only spent 20 minutes with today’s guest You scratch Jimmy’s back and he won’t scratch yours; it’s the Hollywood way! Note to fans: don’t shove a needle under Jimmy’s fingernail Kevin can’t stay quiet when he has A […]
Read morePARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Jimmy is comin’ right atcha with a toothful of PowerBar Zeros aughts and ohs Tweekedaudio.com finally gets another shoutout More dog poop talk than in the entire previous history of Never Not Funny Jimmy’s disturbing definition of what it is to “Moe out” 5:00 Zoe Belknap: a force to be reckoned with! […]
Read morePARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Camera-centric Jimmy likes his zeroes Let’s make everyone uncomfortable right away Jimmy was tardy, but who cares, Eliot was still setting up A gripping traffic off-ramp story Traffic on the 8s, weather on the 2s Revisiting the upside-down plane stamp Has Jimmy seen Brewster’s Millions with Richard Pryor? Richard Pryor movies 5:00 […]
Read moreJimmy Pardo and Greg Fitzsimmons are friends. Honest! But like most friendships, there can be misunderstandings, lack of proper communication, just plain not being on the same page, and, occasionally, one friend might be somewhat overmedicated. This can lead to awkwardness and/or hilarity! It’s all cleared up now, partly thanks to Jimmy visiting Greg’s podcast, but Episode 505 of Never […]
Read moreKwikeeNotes, due to their Kwikee nature, do not feature the icons, graphics, and links that accompany regular editions of Never Not Notes. Enjoy anyway! FYI: Jimmy appeared on Greg Fitzsimmon’s podcast and they talked about this episode of Never Not Funny. All is well, and Jimmy and Greg remain friends, but this episode holds a special place as one […]
Read morePARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Official Happy New Year, for reals this time Powerball tickets are doubling in price, suck it up and deal with it, hillbillies! Jimmy reads just enough news to stir up some shit, and he proves it about calendars How to Use a Calendar with Jimmy and Matt “Also, your religious nutbars don’t […]
Read morePARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Jimmy is enjoying the aughts and weird eye-contact with the camera Kale Krunch, blech Dice’s Lady is protective about Dan Smokin’ O.P.s (Pronounced Oh Pees) Happy New Year! Is Jimmy worried about the apocalypse? James Woods and the 9/11 dry-run 5:00 “Please Come to Boston” Even off-air, Jimmy can’t help insulting Eliot […]
Read morePARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE As in previous Jimmy Dore episodes, he will be referred to as “Dore” to avoid confusion Intro Eye-contact and less-than-007 spies You can’t not laugh at Rowan Atkinson Three Stooges movie inspires bafflement and apathy Matt Besser could be a vampire due to his agelessness How Jimmy celebrates boxing day Weird racist goings-on […]
Read moreNote: This is Part 2 of what I call The Fighty Trilogy. The other episodes are 408 and 523. PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD (AND PURCHASE LINK) FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Corner of something and something A weirdo from out of town visited the studio Going around the room Pat is wearing Greg Fitzsimmons-inspired sunglasses The Jimmy Pardo Made Me a […]
Read moreWhat is The Fighty Trilogy? These are the three episodes in which Jimmy, Matt, and Pat are the most, uh, fighty. Episode 408 is Part 1 of The Fighty Trilogy, wherein the guys argue over who is the most rude in e-mail form. But it’s not all a slugfest. We also get to hear about Nana’s monkey and Andrew’s story […]
Read moreNote: This is Part 1 of what I call The Fighty Trilogy. The other episodes are 514 and 523. (CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE THIS EPISODE) Intro Jimmy is comfortable in a hoodie Jimmy was stuck in festival-style traffic Pat wants to know where the bottowneck of traffic was Discussing Pat as The Third Chair Lots of Hardee’s, Hardy Boys, hand job, hand […]
Read morePARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Lotsa aughts Jimmy’s furrow-browed self-conciousness Matt’s new nickname, but only behind the scenes Early appearance of Dice’s lady The Dead Eyes of Hochberg Did Robyn lip-synch on SNL? Jimmy’s attendence of gay shows 5:00 What Jimmy does in bed while Danielle is asleep Jimmy’s weather and traffic update When the Rain Becomes […]
Read morePARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Starting season 10 with a clunker, despite Jimmy’s brand-spankin’-new gold microphone Chilly last night. Hot tamale? Matt is totally on board with the Santa/Christmas situation Kids are having Christmas ruined because they find out on the internet that S**** C**** is not r*** When is Eliot going to drop INDHD.com? 5:00 Everyone […]
Read moreNever Not Funny Season 10 starts tomorrow, but if you just can’t wait to put Jimmy and Matt in your earbones, here are some guest appearances you may have missed: Jimmy on Who Charted? (October 26, 2011) Jimmy on The Wolf Den (October 27, 2011) Jimmy on Ronna and Beverly (November 11, 2011) Matt on The Wolf Den, Part 1 (May 19, 2011) Matt […]
Read moreThose Never Not Funny guys just can’t take a week off can they? During the one-week hiatus between seasons, Matt guested on Jordan, Jesse, Go! (see previous post) and Jimmy showed up on Chris Hardwick’s poplar podcast The Nerdist. So, since they didn’t take a week off, neither did I. I covered Matt’s JJGO! appearance, so to avoid jealousy and […]
Read moreIntro Long overdue guest Jimmy Pardo! Chris Hardwick opens with a Pardo song to the tune of Billie Jean Jimmy is long past insulted by not being invited on Controversy over waters, as in more than one water 5:00 Apparently, Matt Mira can’t get the stench of the Apple store off of him Jimmy invites himself to be on Matt’s […]
Read moreThis Very Special Episode will not make you squirm (like the Very Special Episodes of Diff’rent Strokes, Blossom, or Growing Pains) because this Very Special Episode has hardly anything to do with pedophilia, hitchhiking, kidnapping, epileptic seizures, bigotry, bullies, racism, bulimia, drunk driving or drug abuse. No this Very Special Episode is Very Special because it shouldn’t be called Never Not […]
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Jordan Jesse Go Episode 202: Hot-To-Trot with Matt Belknap Intro A beautiful evening at Chez Thorn Just short of a chalet Matt’s first visit to the “new crib” Deconstructing Jesse’s digs Jordan dropped trou for donations on the first Pardcast-a-thon “I love you, Dewey Cox” Let’s all talk about Jordan’s dick Pardcast-a-thon money raised: almost $35,000, now over $40,000 Click […]
Read moreIntro Jimmy is standing, Dan is absent, possibly on safari Balcony lovebirds are here again Matt once again trumped by Oprah Return of the Kong Cam Jimmy is wearing the green striped shirt that’s in the video intro Who doesn’t want a Wayans shirt? Jimmy’s generosity knows bounds: $19 5:00 Silent Paul won’t speak until introduced First-guest controversy ends […]
Read morePardcastathon 2011 is now but a memory of good times and a good cause: approximately $35,000 raised for Smile Train. This is the first year I was not able to attend in person. Despite Pat Francis trying to spread the rumor that this is because of my recent status as married man, it’s really because I have travelled way more […]
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