Official Show Notes for Jimmy Pardo's Never Not Funny
PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Lotsa aughts Jimmy’s furrow-browed self-conciousness Matt’s new nickname, but only behind the scenes Early appearance of Dice’s lady The Dead Eyes of Hochberg Did Robyn lip-synch on SNL? Jimmy’s attendence of gay shows 5:00 What Jimmy does in bed while Danielle is asleep Jimmy’s weather and traffic update When the Rain Becomes […]
Read morePARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Starting season 10 with a clunker, despite Jimmy’s brand-spankin’-new gold microphone Chilly last night. Hot tamale? Matt is totally on board with the Santa/Christmas situation Kids are having Christmas ruined because they find out on the internet that S**** C**** is not r*** When is Eliot going to drop INDHD.com? 5:00 Everyone […]
Read moreNever Not Funny Season 10 starts tomorrow, but if you just can’t wait to put Jimmy and Matt in your earbones, here are some guest appearances you may have missed: Jimmy on Who Charted? (October 26, 2011) Jimmy on The Wolf Den (October 27, 2011) Jimmy on Ronna and Beverly (November 11, 2011) Matt on The Wolf Den, Part 1 (May 19, 2011) Matt […]
Read moreThose Never Not Funny guys just can’t take a week off can they? During the one-week hiatus between seasons, Matt guested on Jordan, Jesse, Go! (see previous post) and Jimmy showed up on Chris Hardwick’s poplar podcast The Nerdist. So, since they didn’t take a week off, neither did I. I covered Matt’s JJGO! appearance, so to avoid jealousy and […]
Read moreIntro Long overdue guest Jimmy Pardo! Chris Hardwick opens with a Pardo song to the tune of Billie Jean Jimmy is long past insulted by not being invited on Controversy over waters, as in more than one water 5:00 Apparently, Matt Mira can’t get the stench of the Apple store off of him Jimmy invites himself to be on Matt’s […]
Read moreThis Very Special Episode will not make you squirm (like the Very Special Episodes of Diff’rent Strokes, Blossom, or Growing Pains) because this Very Special Episode has hardly anything to do with pedophilia, hitchhiking, kidnapping, epileptic seizures, bigotry, bullies, racism, bulimia, drunk driving or drug abuse. No this Very Special Episode is Very Special because it shouldn’t be called Never Not […]
Read moreJordan Jesse Go Episode 202: Hot-To-Trot with Matt Belknap Intro A beautiful evening at Chez Thorn Just short of a chalet Matt’s first visit to the “new crib” Deconstructing Jesse’s digs Jordan dropped trou for donations on the first Pardcast-a-thon “I love you, Dewey Cox” Let’s all talk about Jordan’s dick Pardcast-a-thon money raised: almost $35,000, now over $40,000 Click […]
Read moreIntro Jimmy is standing, Dan is absent, possibly on safari Balcony lovebirds are here again Matt once again trumped by Oprah Return of the Kong Cam Jimmy is wearing the green striped shirt that’s in the video intro Who doesn’t want a Wayans shirt? Jimmy’s generosity knows bounds: $19 5:00 Silent Paul won’t speak until introduced First-guest controversy ends […]
Read morePardcastathon 2011 is now but a memory of good times and a good cause: approximately $35,000 raised for Smile Train. This is the first year I was not able to attend in person. Despite Pat Francis trying to spread the rumor that this is because of my recent status as married man, it’s really because I have travelled way more […]
Read moreIn celebration of Pardcastathon 2011, and the imminent beginning of Season 10, Never Not Notes has been funkified with this new colorful look. It required a lot of careful hand-coding, graphics editing, and meticulous bug-fixing… on the part of whomever made the WordPress theme. On my part, it just took clicking a link and adding the header graphic. But don’t […]
Read moreReleased 11/21/11 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro Penultimate episode Get your finances in order Jimmy accidentally drove to Sacremento Political Corner with Jimmy More than you need to know about Wham vs. George Michael How Jimmy likes his cobb salad (get your Christmas presents ready!) Avacado Grill: closed, so we can’t get sued 5:00 Mike has to […]
Read moreIntro Nazisssssssssss!!!! You already know everything about the episode, so why is Jimmy introducing it? Relax, Triumph is probably not touring Jimmy’s favorite newspaper: The Daylight Savings TImes Gabors and Goulets Jimmy wants a Robert Goulet pin Jimmy changes his underwear in his car, risking jail 5:00 Jimmy is not helping his criminal defense Sex offender laws Jimmy probably […]
Read moreIn exclusive format (which is used when I can’t take note of episode times) Released June 23, 2009 Jimmy Jam – Flavor Flav’s cousin? Andrew Koenig seems like someone who would be open to taking an herb instead of Robitussin Generic vs. brand names Fluff Fuck ‘n’ Fold “I’ll take care of this with CASH!” Shopping Mall massages and teeth […]
Read moreReleased 11/07/11 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro Starting with a start! Jimmy’s goal: no eye contact, just camera contact Jimmy bails, Matt is disappointed A whole lotta Zep Jimmy needs some jokes Black Dog Daphne’s Subpar Pizza Hairway to Steven Mangia Matt’s Restaurant Rundown Why the Olive Garden hate? 5:00 Jimmy must have popping corn at the […]
Read moreHere’s a special entry of Never Not Notes. I’m taking you back in time to the most infamous of Never Not Funny episodes: the “mic throwing” episode. It was a more innocent time, back in September of 2009, and we all remember exactly what we were doing when we first heard the news that Jimmy Pardo threw a microphone in […]
Read moreNote: This is Part 3 of what I call The Fighty Trilogy. The other episodes are 514 and 408. Released September 16, 2009 Purchase this episode Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro Radio DJ Jimmy takes you around the table AK-47 is here Jimmy says Pat is Matt’s booking, and thinks that maybe Pat is here too often Good music […]
Read morePardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: A trophy and an erection down low Sweater-talk, fucknut! Birthday hats: uncomfortable! Knotted little-girl hair: painful! ZZ Top’s Sharp Dressed Man 5:00 Pat’s pitch-perfect Sharp Dressed Man guitar riff Hector Salamanca Breaking Bad and Gilligan’s Island (you figure out the connection) Jimmy’s Eliot-insult surprised even himself Pardcast-a-thon: SOLD OUT! Here’s the Sharp Dressed […]
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Thanks to Tabasco Ears Danny Katz’s in-studio notes, Never Not Notes is now up-to-date, albeit in a half-assed, non-Darryl-personalized manner. Notes for episodes 911 (never forget!) through 921 are up and ready, with Dan Katz’s in-studio notes. Click here for the Season 9 index page.
Read moreIn-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jimmy’s clock wasn’t working today. Jimmy took a bunch of medicine today; made things worse. Jimmy does a Family Feud bit that Matt argues against the logic. 5 – Matt’s got a lot of gel in his hair. Someone mailed NNF a trophy. 10 – Jimmy yells at everyone for a while. 15 […]
Read moreIn-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jazzing it up early on NNF today. Bad Brokaw stops by twice. Jimmy smells like smoke ‘cause of the men’s room. 5 – Dan’s wearing a new ABBA shirt un-ironically. Jimmy got bad feedback from an ebay buyer. 10 – Jimmy’s almost done with the series Deadwood. 15 – Guest Jesse Thorn has […]
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