Never Not Notes

In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell NNF 1325 – Scott Aukerman @scottaukerman @comedybangbang 00 – Hello indeed! Welcome! Jimmy Pardoooo is here. Happy new year! Starting 2014 as unprofessionally as possible. Shut it down Matt! Daddy’s opening the program. Jingle bells, baby! – Kojak. Here buy some Kojak DVDs http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=kojak&sprefix=kojak%2Caps&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Akojak Here is the Starbeat song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_o6K_OKlW0 Let’s start the new year […]

In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell NNF New Years! 00 – Hello! Happy new years! We’ll help you bring it in with a countdown later. Pat’s saying some kind of mahogany nonsense. Matt’s the only one who has seen Anchorman 2. Not a good movie but good to watch Scenes is Pat’s description of Anchorman. Matt agrees that Anchorman 2 is […]

NNF 1324 – Chris Hardwick @Nerdist 00 – Hellllo! Welcome to 1324! Hopefully released on Chistmas Eve. We’re off next week and there will be a bonus episode. Jimmy stretching to get a Don Knotts impression out. Can’t do it. Jimmy says Matt needs to get a new attitude for Christmas. Traffic bad all over the country. We’re all trying […]

NNF 1323 – Rachel Quaintance 00 – Hello! Welcome! Rachel Quantence is coming in today. We’re at Sketchfest 2/1 at 11am! Sixth year! www.setholenick.com 5 pound book of photos of comedians! 1207 was the first episode in the new studio with Harland Williams. Keith and The Girl’s Podcast manual is available at http://ultimatepodcastingguide.com/. Use code MATT for 10% off. 05 […]

NNF 1322 – Todd Glass @ToddGlass 00 – Hello indeed!  Welcome!  Jimmy was gonna start and was interrupted by guess who?  Eliot!  Jimmy can’t even get through the bit.   Eliot is video control, mind the 1s and 2s, no mic!   Eliot’s done.  Dan Katz is doing well after a bike accident.  Jimmy thinks he was asking for it and was […]

NNF 1321 – Seth Morris 00 – Hello and indeed welcome!  1321!  Seth Morris is joining us today.   Jimmy is distracted from my haircut by Eliot talking.  Apparently, my hair cut looks like Paul Dano is Prisoners.  Please tell me this is inaccurate. Matt had to leave Raiders of the Lost Ark because he got scared.  Zoe is afraid to […]

A few random notes and links from Garon Cockrell Fans walk out on Paul Young  Billy Joel meltdown Patton’s Oswalt: Zombie Spaceship Wasteland Patton’s new special debuts on Epix. Tragedy + Comedy = Time starts on Friday January 17! Jack Wagner Golf Charity event April 14th!  Bob Odenkirk discussed the Johnny Cash book: The Life  Bruce Dern’s book: Things I’ve […]

NNF 1320 – Jon Hamm 00 – Hello Jimmy is Under the Weather!  He is a doctor of comedy but not a physician.  He has sinusitis and might cut this short a bit.  Didn’t wanna cancel due to pardcastathon. We’re gonna muscle through it guys!   Jimmy says to check out the new “buds” movie:  Earbuds!  Jimmy sounds like Old Man […]

NNF 1319 – Jimmy Dore @jimmy_dore www.jimmydorecomedy.com 00 – Hello indeed welcome.  Jimmy says indeed because of the theme song!  Pardcastathon is next week!  Let’s raise at least $55,000!  Double nickel!  Hagar!  Baby is back.  Jimmy watched two Kojack’s last night.  Neither We nor MeTV are sponsors.  Jimmy and Danielle went to a get together and apparently Jimmy was the […]

NNF 1318 – Al Jackson First Time Guest!! @aljackson www.aljacksonlive.com www.facebook.com/AlJacksonComedian 00 – Hello!  Jimmy’s a little stuffed up and congested.  He’s sleepy, congested, and hopped up on allergen pills.  Walkers can’t climb?   Matt’s wife dubbed Walking Dead too stressful.  Jimmy felt Homeland was gonna push through and it did.  Both 24 and Homeland have unrealistic storylines for their teenage […]

NNF 1317 – Dave Holmes @daveholmes daveholmes.tumblr.com 00 – Helllooo!  Welcome to Never Not Funny as forgotten to be mentioned by Jimmy.  Matt’s rocking the beard that ages him about 50 years.  Jimmy says it deadens his face.  9 colors.   Matt’s got dead face apparently.   Jimmy assists Matt is fixing his teeth.   He gives matt a compact to check it […]

NNF 1316 – Jake Johannsen @jakethis http://www.jakethis.com Jakethis of Jake Johannsen iTunes link 00 – Hello everyone!  In 1813 we took a little trip. (Google search.) Jake Johannsen is here today.  Apparently my mic went radioactive near my cock.   Jimmy was a chronic masturbater.  He also went to sears to buy tv/vhs combos, to record survivor on show nights then […]

NNF 1315 – Greg Proops @GregProops http://www.gregproops.com Podcast: The Smartest Man In The World – http://smartest.libsyn.com/ 00 – Indeed welcome!  Episode 1315 with a late start!  A little tech trouble.  Jimmy had a contractor come over but ended up with a lot of time on his hands but then lost track of it so he left a little late.  Hit […]

NNF 1314 – Janet Varney LIVE on LAFFSTER! @janetvarney HOME 00 – Hello and indeed!  We’re here live!  Jimmy liked the live music live announce.  Lots of folks from Laffster.com in the room.   Live on lapster?  Jimmy might roll some heads!  The hammer might come out.   Start laffstering guys!  Jimmy and matt wonder if quibids works.   We get involved with […]

NNF 1313 – Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt http://www.pattonoswalt.com 00 – Hello everybody!  Jimmy does not like the way he sounds today!    Jimmy’s got some allergens happening.  They’re killing him.  Jimmy’s car is full of cash magnets.    BRB Guys Pill run! 05 – I’m back!  With Benadryl!  Really fun show at Podfest.  Jimmy made the mistake of moving to a smaller venue. […]

NNF 1312 – Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn 00 – Hello!  We’re here!  We’re ready.  Jimmy’s a little  under the weather today.  Sickness ping ponging through the house.  Jimmy not on board with chattering teeth as the Malphs are (were?)    Jimmy and Matt not wearing the same shirt just the same color.  Also the same pants.   Chino makes Jimmy think of Chico […]

NNF 1311 – Graham Elwood @grahamelwood http://grahamelwood.com http://www.lapodfest.com 00 – Helllooo everybody.  We’re in!  No testing for daddy!  Eliot is quickdraw now apparently because he cums fast.   Release date controversy.  Release is THURSDAY.  Maybe Wednesday night if you’re lucky.  Joe Scarboro is getting fat.  Jimmy enjoys the Million Second Quiz.    Thanks Appleton and Shelbyville!  Hope you enjoy Sprezzatura!  Wang dang […]

NNF 1310 – Micah Sherman (Myq Kaplan) @profdork @myqkaplan http://www.micahsherman.com Home 00 – Hello!  Jimmy playing some timer hockey!   Jimmy in a V-neck! A high end t-shirt.  Chest hair trimming chat.  Jimmy’s new CD is called Sprezzatura releasing Tuesday 9/24 on iTunes!  Autographed copies available at AST Records!  Buy on itunes and you can get an autographed physical copy ($5 […]

NNF 1309 – Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes http://www.rejectedjokes.com 00 – Helllooo everybody.  1309!  Not 1308!  We’re gaslighting Jimmy.  Lots of shortpants!  Fat people and queers were tanktops guys.  $20 for new shorts! Gaslighting: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting Gaslighting is a form of mental abuse in which false information is presented with the intent of making a victim doubt his or her own memory, perception […]