27Q – Reading the News with Kurt Long

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

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00 Jimmy’s in blue! 

We’re talking about Billie Eilish. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billie_Eilish

Oliver isn’t a fan of her music. 

KPOP talk. 

10 – Eliot’s Shirt!

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/502546/12-fast-facts-about-magnum-pi

Jimmy has a story to tell.

After our record yesterday there were a ton of helicopters around his house. 

He ran into a friend who let him know that there was a shooting in the area, turns out it was in the target parking lot. 

15 – “What the fuck are you doing?!” – cop to Jimmy crossing the street, “You’re walking through a crime scene!” 

Stop buying things! – Danielle and Oliver to Jimmy

25 – Jimmy got some new speakers from ebay! 

Mail! 

Uline talk. 

30 – Matt Brazee sent us something! 

The Sloffs!

https://www.instagram.com/the_sloffs/?hl=en

35 – Jimmy talks about us talking about Catie Lazarus on the Isolation Files. Go listen to that!

We’ll be right back!

Welcome back! 27Q Get your F!

Jimmy just tried to take a vitamin, except it was the bottle cap. 

Kurt Long is here!

40 – Kurt talks about his move to Canada. 

Kurt talks about covid in Canada and voting.

50 – Kurt talks about a funeral he spoke at and had an off hand trump joke. A family member emailed him later and went crazy on him for being a “stupid liberal.”

55 – Jimmy talks about his god parents and how they abandoned his mother after she got divorced. 

Round the horn!

I talk about being baptized in my grandmothers bedroom.

Bike talk!

Jimmy fills Kurt in on his Crime Scene talk. 

1h10m – Gratitude all around!

My F is Tina Fey. 

Double Double in Canada is not the same as here in CA. 

1h15m – Jon Hamm’s new movie is out! Wild Mountain Thyme https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6842770/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Nancy Meyers – https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0583600/?ref_=fn_al_nm_4 (She is still alive)

John Patrick Shanley – https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0788234/?ref_=tt_ov_dr 

1h20m – Doc talk!

The BeeGees doc. “The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Heart”

Matt asks about Sgt Pepper. 

1h30m – Eliot’s got a question for us. 

It’s mask valve related, would we reverse the valve? 

Eliot goes with Jimmy Fallon after trying to ask about Fozzie Bear. 

1h35m – Matt’s F is Chloe Fineman! He stole it right from Jimmy. 

Kurt’s F is Dave Foley!

Jimmy’s gonna go with a stand-up. Rachel Feinstein! 

We hear the fans!

They voted Catie Lazarus as #1 on the list.  

1h40m – Halle’s guess is: Jimmy Fallon! Eliot wins! 

Kurt finally talks about the Fox version of Daily Show. 

He had a colostomy bag because he had a catheter in after a procedure to check for bladder cancer. 

Kurt apologizes for the show. 

1h50m – Kurt asks Jimmy about his audition for the show. 

We’re done! See you next time!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth