2709 – Hosing down the Roof with Sona Movsesian

Sona Movsesian

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher


00 – Hello!

Jimmy’s doing a radio voice!

Talking weather. Suns out and a beautiful day in LA. Jimmy talks about it. 

Bird talk: Swallow


Named pre-jizz?

Jimmy talks about his Fresca and caffeine issues. He’s tried out Diet Ginger-Ale and its giving him mouth sores. 

Lots of “cyberly” talk. 

Get well Mike Cusick! 

10 – Is War Games based on Eliot?! He has a bit of hacking skills though apparently. 

Matt talks about hacking portrayed in Hollywood and The Goldbergs. 

Are Ferris Bueller and the character in War Games the same character in Witness Protection?!

Matt talks about Super Carlin Brothers and their claim to fame: Pixar is all in one universe: https://www.youtube.com/user/SuperCarlinBrothers

15 – Matt watched Hubie Halloween. He enjoyed it! 

Jimmy saw Dawes last night at The Grove in Anaheim. It was a Drive-In Concert. 

He talks about it. 

He talks about the process to use the bathroom and at one point Jimmy asked Oliver: “Do you have to go potty”when they were in line to Oliver’s absolute rage. Jimmy then said, “don’t forget to scrubby dubby.” 

20 – Eliot wants the restroom queueing process to continue. 

The trip to Anaheim was much faster with Disneyland being closed. 

We’re paying out trivia! 

Jimmy’s screen time is up 15%.  

Trivia Payout:

Garon: $17.50 ($20)

Matt: $7.50 ($5)

Nate Bargatze: $5

Jimmy: $5

Eliot: $5

25 – BackCountry.com shorts! 

Jimmy recounts an old NNF story about the first time they had housekeepers and they missed a spot the husband told his wife to clean it so she dropped down in front of Jimmy: “Get her up! Get her up! Get her up!”

30 – Trivia all paid out! 

Talking about some weird chain noises we can here. 

Nothing but trash coming out of Jimmy’s junk. 

Sona Movsesian is here! She’s Conan’s assistant. 

35 – Jimmy turns on the sincerity. Sona rejects it 

Sona has a hard out and Jimmy has a hard on! 

We’ll be right back!

We’re back!

Sona Movsesian is here! 

40 – Sona talks about her history in theater: one semester. 

She talks about being a TA and an RA, including going out to get drunk after everyone went to sleep. “Lights Out”

Her major was Communication. 

Sona talks about being a page for NBC during the “Jay days.”

45 – Jimmy gives us his Jay Leno impression. 

Sona talks about her goal in getting a job on Conan and the interview process she went through to end up as Conan’s assistant. 

Everyone at Conan liked Jimmy! Sona hates that she revealed that and complimented Jimmy. 

50 – Round the horn! 

Trivia Category: Original Uses

Trivia Question: What Bloody Nose Solution Was Originally Meant To Be Eaten?

Garon: Asparagus (13 pts)

Eliot: Kleenex (25 pts)

Matt: Toilet Paper  (25 pts)

Sona: Saline Solution (25pts)

Jimmy: Cotton (8 pts)

55 – Tide pods: The Christmas Treat! 

Did apple sauce come in a can?

When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar (I guess when it’s a window because I heard it somewhere.)

Matt’s Riddle: Tread on the living they make not a mumble, tread on the dead they mutter and grumble.

My guess is LEAVES. 

1h5m – Be Out Guest/Wear a mask – https://wdwnt.com/2020/10/video-fan-creates-wear-a-mask-parody-song-of-be-our-guest/

Eliot and I both guess correctly! 

1h10m – Uhaul issues.

Jimmy loves Sona’s laugh and joy. 

Sona was on evacuation warning for two weeks right after they bought a new house because of wildfires. 

Talking hosing down roofs and private fire fighters. 

Matt invents a fire protection tool for chimneys. 


1h15m – Cigar smoke!

Jimmy talks about a neighbor “smoking”  

Talking about my trip!

Nobody should have laughed at Jimmy’s V8 joke. 

1h20m – Talking food on the journey to MI. 

Jimmy hits a great note! 

Baby walks by (in a pouch). 

Sona’s mom has the baby bottles (and nipples) from when Sona was a kid, and was using them for her nieces/nephews. 

1h25m – BVCROC!

Hi Eliot! Science over Fiction! 

Eliot and Jimmy talk about Biden campaign merch vs Hilary and Obama’s campaign merch. 

Eliot talks about the buttons he ordered. He got extras! 

Eyes and balls! Class dismissed.

Eliot’s guess is Kleenex. 

1h30m – Sona’s mind is blown learning Abraham Lincoln was a wrestler. 

We’ll be right back! 

We’re back! 


Is Blythe the town Jimmy is thinking of? Nope. 

Matt’s answer is toilet paper.

Sona’s guess is Saline Solution 

Sona talks about her brother, defensive football player, fighting with her. 

1h40m – Jimmy’s guess is cotton. 

The answer is Vaseline! Sona had it but didn’t go with it. 

Jimmy wins $5 based on wager! 

We’re done! See you next time! 

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth