2324 – Marching Onward with Tom Arnold
Tom Arnold
In-Studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
@Tom Arnold
00 – Hey now! Coming in hot! Mess around!
Jimmy wants to know who sang “Mess Around.”
It’s probably a very familiar song because it’s featured in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles during the scene where John Candy is dancing to it while driving. -Darryl
Ray Charles –
Jimmy got mail at his house.
He talks about what happened.
He got personalized coke zeroes!
Thank you Coke Zero!
We all got one!!
Jimmy’s trying to open the bottle.
10 – Thank you Coca-Cola Social Media person!
Stallone in a Coke Zero Bottle!
Talking food schedules.
15 – Stallone head size.
Talking Mark Spitz and Fyre Fest docs.
Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened
Fyre Fraud
Jimmy would watch ANY Fyre Fest doc.
No talking to Ja Rule!
20 – Neither Eliot nor I have seen the docs.
Talking Influencers and why people are picked.
25 – Jimmy watched Johnny Dangerously and apparently most of it holds up!
Talking Fisher King.
Regina King talk!
30 – Talking The Favourite.
More mail!
Tom is here with a million people!
Tom’s getting some makeup on.
Dead Ant!
Tom addresses his marriage.
40 – Tom talks about his kids and how they are all he ever wanted.
We’re gonna get back to the trunks after the break!
We’ll be back!
45 – We’re back!
Tom needs direct instructions to shut the fuck up.
Tom Arnold is freshly made up courtesy of Stacy.
Tom calls Jimmy out about jumping around and not letting him talk.
50 – Tom talks about the suicide of his nephew and his sister-in-law and how his family healed after the incidents.
Big Linda and Little Linda. Jimmy and Matt can’t stop laughing.
Little Linda killed herself by drinking septic fluid and then his brother fell for an 18-year-old bisexual, got a turtle tattoo, got dumped by the bisexual, and then went back to Big Linda.
Apparently, Johnny has the biggest dick in the family, got circumcised at 11, and earned the nickname Black Banana.
Tom guesses Jimmy’s age at 45.
60 – Dean Cain wanted to fight Tom Arnold. Lauren was there to witness.
He was in 3 fights last year, stemming from the Trump Tape show.
He talks about the fights.
1h5m – There’s video!
Gosnell – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3722234/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_14
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kermit_Gosnell
Tom goes into his Trunk story. He didn’t remember that Leo DiCaprio was at his first wedding.
1h10m – Tom talks about his son being defensive of him.
Sack of Dogs friend!
Tom thinks that Matt is a spitting image of Dax Shepard.
Tom talks about the drugs he suspects Trump of doing.
1h15m – Tom compares Trump as president to a pilot without a license.
Tom talks about the Mark Burnett incident.
1h30m – Tom talks about his assistants.
Chris Farley was Tom’s best man at his second wedding.
1h35m – Jimmy confirms he would stand up for and with Tom.
We’ll be right back!
We’re back!
Lauren is Tom’s personal publicist and friend.
Jimmy and Tom talk about the Gong Show Pilot.
Talking about the Bud Friedman roast.
1h40m – Tom talks about not being bothered by Trolls or commenters anymore.
Tom talks about his 30+ years and what a great, lucky life he’s had.
Jimmy asks about the Schwarzenegger appearance on his show.
Tom talks about doing a podcast about porn reviews and getting a facetime from Arnold during the show.
1h50m – Eliot’s fine! Hi cast!
Go see Dead Ant!
Thanks Tom!!
See you next time!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth
