2219 – Playing Chess with Jackie Kashian


Jackie Kashian

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher


00 – His name is Jimmy Pardo! Welcome in! Jimmy’s guessing 2223! 2219! He got it! Hardcastle!

Feud talk!

Shoot ‘em up droids and Training Day talk.

Star Wars talk.

05 – I’m hip?!


Jimmy’s gonna walk us through what’s going on with health appointments.

Lots of solutions and crisis’ happening. Be within 5 feet of a toilet!

10 – Jimmy’s gonna do Caroline Rhea’s show!

Jimmy’s on the Propofol!

Colonoscopy and endoscopy talk.

15 – Jimmy goes through his medical procedures.

Talking rigid/flex cameras.

Cystoscopy?! “Oh fuck no.” – Jimmy

Gloria – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_in_excelsis_Deo#Musical_settings

20 – More music talk.

Jackie Kashian is here!

25 – Eliot got a haircut.

Alan Thicke and Robin Thicke talk.

30 – Jimmy plays with Jackie’s earbud neck thing

Alan Thicke themes – https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/7624440/alan-thicke-10-best-television-theme-songs

Talking Songwriters and demos!

35 – Jackie talks about her husband teaching in the David Lean room and made a joke about having a son named David Lean 2.

Crazy dream! Jimmy can’t remember it only that when he woke up he knew it was crazy and glad it was a dream. Apparently Ted Danson was in it.

Bald Ted Danson?

Jimmy saw Pierce Brosnan at conan once and is unsure how he didn’t fuck him.

Jackie thinks of men as sticks of butter and piles of haircuts.

Jackie talks about the types of guys she likes.

40 – We’ll be back with Jackie Kashian!

We’re back!

2219 The Hardcastle! Jimmy’s seen shit! Platoon! Deer Hunter!

Jackie and her husband are going to Vietnam and Thailand! She’s doing a set too.



45 – Jackie saw Chess in London.

London bridge talk.


50 – Talking Chess the Musical.

Jimmy’s favorite dino was a Tricerotops as a child.

55 – Jimmy goes back to Chess. “oh sir, lack of interest.”- Ahmanson manager on Chess years ago.

60 – Mama Mia talk! Jackie’s owns it.

Movie talk!


Deadpool on a plane talk.

Jimmy saw Hereditary and Won’t You Be My Neighbor

1h5m – American Animals talk

1h10m – Talking Rich Little.


Blind performers?

1h15m – Matt and Eliot sing the entire theme song for The Facts of Life.

We hear some Friends & Lovers

White Extinction Anxiety talk.

1h25m – Jackie talks about her dad and “Dan’s dream job” driving a cement truck.

1h30m – Jimmy talks about Jackie’s shows.

We’ll be back!

We’re back!

Talking to Eliot.

Jimmy refers Eliot to be a guest on Jackie’s show.

Jimmy still hasn’t gotten his Ilios game.

Oliver loves Life.

1h35m – Jimmy can sit anywhere!

Jimmy prefers Billy Idol to David Bowie.

Ticket talk

1h40m – Hamilton talk!

Talking Avanetti and Tom Arnold.

“Lord I hope there are tapes!”

1h45m – Jimmy tries to compliment Jackie. Jackie succeeds in complimenting Jimmy.

Matt went to universal studios over the weekend.

1h50m – Talking In and Out.

Matt’s gonna be on The Dork Forest!

1h55m – We have bush!

Jackie is playing Marvel Puzzle Quest. She bought something in app for the first time.


Jackie signed up to be an escort for planned parenthood.

Thanks Jackie!

See you next time!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth