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22G – Batting a Thousand with Sarah Colonna

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Sarah Colonna

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

@SarahColonna
http://www.sarahcolonna.com

00 – Welcome in! 22G!

I prepared to gesture jimmy turn his clock on.

Eliot surprised by the 11am start.

Early morning work at the familiiare sometimes delay Eliot.

Jimmy has a Toys R Us story related to the closing and sales.

What’s with all the toilet humor games?! Oliver doesn’t find that kind of humor funny.

Jimmy to himself about the games: “What the fuck is going on?” Oliver heard it and had tears in his eyes from laughing.

Talking games.

05 – Eliot not sure about the games where you stick things in your mouth.

Bring your own mouth guard.

Dick in your mouth game?

Mike Cusick got married on the Rick’s Place set from Magnum PI.

Jimmy’s dad was in town and Jimmy couldn’t sleep last night after a round of golf. He had to take his dad to the airport at 7 am after finally falling asleep at 4am.

10 – Jimmy talks Colin Haye and how nice of a man he is. “As you please,” Was the phrase Colin used. Jimmy ended up going to his house.

Brad Zutaut – http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0958850/

Hardbodies – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087385/?ref_=tt_rec_tt

Hardbodies 2 – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091173/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_8

15 – Purge but for Swing?

Talking Swing Dance lessons

Talking feeling stupid learning dances or workouts with other people.

20 – Talking Dancing with the Stars. Why not getting bigger stars?

“I once said I liked the apprentice so im up for a cabinet position.” – Jimmy to Danielle but forgot to tweet.

25 – “I don’t know what’s coming out of that mustache!” – Chris Matthews on John Bolton

Talking Eliot’s mistake on Star Trek TNG appearing on UPN.

30 – Talking being mean for humor.

35 – Sarah Colonna is here!

Sarah’s gonna be in Angel red in about an hour.

https://www.onthethirty.com/

Angels V As tonight.

Slerve?

Sarah talking about a couple fingerbanging at spring training.

https://www.barstoolsports.com/baseball/nothing-says-baseball-seasons-back-quite-like-finger-blasting-your-girl-at-a-spring-training-game/

We’ll be back!

45 – We’re back!

22G!

Talking Brackets!

50 – Going through Matt’s bracket.

Sarah was victim of overhyped Hunger Games.

55 – More Bracket talk!

60 – Is Jimmy a little dead inside? Sarah thinks so.

1h5m – Cook candy!

Tangled wins Matt’s bracket!

http://brackify.com/

Talking Arkansas politics.

1h10m – Sarah is on a new Netflix show called Insatiable with Alyssa Milano! She talks about it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insatiable_(TV_series)

Talking about Alyssa Milano.

1h15m – Tony Danza remains liberal apparently – http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tony-danza-talks-trump-don-normalize-man-behavior-article-1.2875452

https://www.crowdpac.com/games/lookup/celebrities?name=Tony%20Danza

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NTN_Buzztime

Barcade! Actually it is The One Up – http://www.theoneup.com/

Geena Davis!

1h20m – Talking Thelma and Louise! Geena was indeed Thelma.

Callie Khouri – http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0451884/?ref_=tt_ov_wr

Eliot Hochberg is here full of rage. His G is Gal Gadot!

Keeping up with the Jones featured Gal Gadot.

1h25m – Matt’s going Gloria Swanson.

Sarah’s is Greta Garbot.

Eliot lists off the fan guesses.

Talking plastic surgery, goldie hawn, and Jane Fonda.

Jimmy’s word is Geena Davis (GARON WINS!) $35!

1h35m – Sarah had plans to watch baseball so she couldn’t do later in the day.

1h40m – Lollipop Killers, The Joyce DeMitten Heads, Bagless Vaccums are Jimmy’s team name.

Sarah’s heading to On The Thirty to watch the game! Jimmy might show up.

We’d love to have Sarah’s husband on the show!

Portland Mavericks is the team Jimmy and Matt were thinking of – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portland_Mavericks

Jimmy predicts a Houston / Cubs World Series

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2767001-dodger-stadium-broken-pipe-floods-field-with-sewage-during-game

Jimmy eats sand and moon food. No liquids.

We’re done. See you next time!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth