3301 – Cruising for a bruising with Kristine Kimmel

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

NNF Platinum 3301 – Kristine Kimmel
@KristineAKimmel
PodHowToSurvive.com

00 Indeed! 3301! New season!

Be you free or subscriber or all you can be we welcome you!

Exciting news! We’re officially a SAG AFTRA podcast!

Jimmy compliments how amazing Fran Dresher has been dealing with the SAG/WGA strike.

Jimmy voted for her this time!

Jimmy talks about being unable to remember the phrase Emotional Support Animal. The woman in the row in front of him had a dog that seemed very large to qualify for that sort of classification.

Hot Zone! Jimmy has some face reaction from a different (or lack thereof) of aftershave.

Jimmy talks about his icey hot joke that got stolen by someone and then brings about a current Netflix special where a comedian steals another of his bits. He won’t say who!

Jimmy talks about his travel experiences over the weekend, including the Airport Employee who ruled the gate with an iron fist.

Don’t use the first class bins if you aren’t first class!

10 – We’re in the Hot Zone!!

Jimmy thanks all the fans who showed up for his Salt Lake show!

Jimmy saw a couple movies while on the trip.
Retaliation – Dumb but great!

Matt comments on Matthew Modine’s old person energy.

15 – The other movie Jimmy saw was Golda. He found it to be great!

Jimmy talks about the group of young folks in the theater with him to see Golda.

20 – They kept talking through the start of the movie. Jimmy almost left because of them and just moved seats. He didn’t hear them again until the last 30 minutes when they got up and walked out.

Matt suspects they were just waiting for another movie to see.

25 – Matt saw Gran Turismo over the weekend.

He enjoyed it!

From Gamer to Racer!

David Harbour – https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1092086/?ref_=tt_cl_t_1

Orlando Bloom – https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0089217/?ref_=tt_cl_t_2

The Pardo’s watched Confessions of a Dangerous Mind now that Oliver finished the book.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confessions_of_a_Dangerous_Mind_(film)

Jimmy comments on his enjoyment of Sam Rockwell, and his muscular ass.

Trading cards!

45 – Live How To Survive September 8 7:30PM! Special Event with Andy Daly joining us!

Lotta special guests in the crowd!

No more J initials after Trump.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Kennedy_Smith

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_TV#:~:text=The%20channel%20originally%20consisted%20of,Simpson%20murder%20trial%20in%201995.

50 – We’ll be right back!!

We’re back!

Our first SAG/AFTRA show!

No benefits for Kris!

How To Survive Cougars AND Cougars!
Drew Barrymore is not a Cougar! Well she wasn’t when Kris worked on a Cougar related show.

Libby! https://libbyapp.com/interview/welcome#doYouHaveACard

Garden Squirrel Speedo?! Gummies?

Cheech and Chong are the only advertiser on twitter it seems.

Jay Z has expensive weed apparently.

55 – Kris talks about the time she took too much of a gummy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Staircase

1h5m – Is Jimmy gonna try a gummy?

Jimmy would have prevented 9/11.

Jimmy asks Kris about her time working on a Cruise Ship.

Kris fills us in on the nightmare job this was.

https://www.businessinsider.com/cruise-ship-workers-reveal-what-life-is-like-sea-2019-4

https://www.dw.com/en/the-truth-about-working-on-a-cruise-ship/a-64487521

1h20m – Memphis Belle – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memphis_Belle_(film)

The Ropers — and Their Tips for a Better Marriage

Talking Ohio comedy clubs and being locked into a room when a comic stayed there.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Martin_Murphey

Malone & Nootcheez – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfJt_Lq18kM

Trivia!

See below for the full trivia results!

We’ll be right back!

We’re back!

1h35m – Sensitive headphones!

Matt had someone laughing too shrilly at the Peter Pan Goes Wrong show.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goes_Wrong_Show

https://www.centertheatregroup.org/tickets/ahmanson-theatre/2022/peter-pan-goes-wrong/?gad=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwi7GnBhDXARIsAFLvH4nA6euXoBPOafbSRBbjQQp4UxzLlGDeAOGeMeFunejGy4N1_QwKTBQaAiGtEALw_wcB

1h40m – Weather apps!

We’re all different temperatures.

Love At First Bite – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_at_First_Bite

Once Bitten – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089730/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Hutton

Ric Ocasek died in 2019 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ric_Ocasek

1h45m – Magic songs!

See below for trivia results.

1h50m – Eliot gives us his Jack and Diane parody.

Eliot is too good for Stone Temple Pilots!

Kris moved to LA at 29.

Kris was just home for a family reunion. No one asks her much of anything.
Her brother is in HVAC and very successful. Her family doesn’t understand her career or her choices.

2h – Kris’ parents are NOT red hats!

Her brothers are though.

Wild bats emerging from roosts are testing positive for rabies

2h5m – Kris gives us a look into the neighborhood she lives in including the “celebrities” that live in the area.

She heard an animal outside her window. She thought it was a bear but she realizes it was two Dobermans. They kept coming back all night and causing Kris’ dog going crazy.

2h15m – https://www.animalwised.com/the-origin-of-the-doberman-history-and-fun-facts-80.html

We’re done! bye!!

Trivia Results:
Category: People of Technology and Science
Question: The Most expensive book ever sold was The Codex Leicester which sold for 30.8 million in 94. It was the scientific journal of what famous person?

Garon: Nicola Tesla (5 pts)
Eliot: Isaac Newton (20 pts)
Matt: Leonardo DaVinci (18 pts)
Kristine: Charles Darwin (14 pts)
Jimmy: Albert Einstein (1 pts)

We have a winner!

Leo DaVinci! Matt wins!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole