3204 – Making candy with Danielle Koenig

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

NNF Platinum 3204 – Danielle Koenig

00 Welcome in!

Sniffs can’t stop us now!

Paul Gilmartin ad talk!

Whose funnier? Andy Rooney or Paul Gilmartin?

Jimmy studies humorists!

Jimmy picks Andy over Twain.

The Upside – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1987680/

Eliot’s here! Smiling Eliot!

Round and Round – Tevin Campbell



10 – Brittany Murphy talk. We all love her!

Operation Mind Crime is by Queensryche!

Breaking news? Jimmy likes a current band!

The Scarlet Opera!


Jimmy’s all in on them.

15 – First podcast to play Tevin Campbell and Scarlet Opera!

SNL talk.

25 – Fred Armisson is never in town when we’re recording!

Danielle Koening is here! She’s eating a power bar. She talks about interacting with a neighbor here scooping ice.
We’re talking about ice!

Eliot can’t work a clock or text tones.

Dear listener, Jimmy’s gonna fill you in on what happened with Eliot.

Banana Republic talk. They used to sell Safari clothes!

50 – Gap has owned Banana Republic since 1983.

Confectionery is the art of making confections, which are food items that are rich in sugar and carbohydrates. Exact definitions are difficult. In general, however, confectionery is divided into two broad and somewhat overlapping categories: bakers’ confections and sugar confections.


We’ll be right back!

60 – We’re back!

Danielle Koening is here!!

Jimmy loves the podcast!

How To Survive has a patreon!

The truth is the only hassle for us is the guest.

Get Dan Padley’s new album!

1h5m – Jimmy’s Cedar Rapids show sold out despite the blizzard!

Fitz and the Tantrums changed their sound and Jimmy’s confused by it.


Zooropa is an album Zoo TV is the tour!


1h10m – Danielle talks about a student bringing the Victory tourbook to school and deciding she had a crush on Jackie.

Lots of Jacksons talk!

Mail time!

1h15m – Mail from across the world! Iron Maiden stamps!

Jimmy’s gonna give the stamps to Brendan Smith who is going to LOVE them.

10th Anniversary edition of Sprezzatura is selling hot!

1h20m – Jimmy talks about meeting a Boss Hogg and John Schneider from Dukes of Hazzard!

Danielle talks about going to the Rose Bowl with her dad and a celebrity (missed the name something villachez) passing out headshots.

1h25m – Jimmy talks about meeting William Blake from the Planet of the Apes show. Years later Jimmy saw him again at a prop shop and when Jimmy saw his name and mentioned the show he was shocked and pleased. “That’s me!”

1h30m – https://radaronline.com/p/robert-blake-confessed-to-killing-bonnie-lee-bakley/

Oscars talk!

Tems – https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/awards/story/2023-03-14/oscars-2023-tems-response-dress-controversy

Jimmy Kimmel is a great host for these shows.

1h40m – Why is anyone mad at JImym Kimmel talking to Malala?!

Danielle was a writer on the WGA awards. We talk about it!

1h45m – https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/awards/story/2023-03-12/oscars-2023-the-oscars-in-memoriam

Oscar songs.

1h50m – Pick it up snoozy! – Jimmy to Paul Gilmartin.

1h55m – Eliot reads some Andy Rooney quotes.

Trivia results below!

2h – Jimmy talks about Morgan Murphy and how he’s known her since she was an intern. He recounts a tweet where she talks about meeting Christopher Guest and being super nervous about it and Jamie Lee Curtis sat down with her and helped calm her down.

We’ll be back!

2h5m – We’re back!

More mail!

Check trivia answers below!

We have a winner!

2h10m – Danielle is all of our first choice!

See you next time!

Bump up to the Platinum!!

Trivia Results:
Category: Espionage
Question: What well known spy agency wasn’t officially acknowledged as existing by its government until 1994.

Garon: Mossad (11 pts)
Eliot: MI6 (15 pts)
Matt: KGB (4 pts)
Danielle: KGB (23 pts)
Jimmy: Chaos (10 pts)

MI6 is the answer. Eliot wins!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole