3120 – Plugging away with Janet Varney

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher


00 Hello! It’s 3120!

Fingerbang that clock!

First show back since the new year! Almost 2 weeks off!


Vest off!

Oliver hates vests.

The bomb cyclone has hit LA!

Guessing how much for the haircut! I was very pleased.

Jimmy – 35
Matt – 32
Eliot – 30

Chain vs franchises!

Beige Target?!

10 – Pinocchio!

The Belknaps all enjoyed Puss In Boots: The Last Wish

15 – Jimmy almost went to see I Wanna Dance With Somebody.

Cheap Boos! Cheap Booze?

Jimmy and Oliver head to the Subway Sandwich stop 10 minutes before closing. Jimmy talks about it and Oliver going into giggles at the face of the sandwich artist.

20 – ONE Zoom call left! Jimmy wants Dwayne Border to get in touch!

Jimmy is selling his old TV! He talks about an interaction he had with someone trying to purchase it via Zelle. Turns out it is some kind of scam. He luckily passed on it.

Jimmy has had it! Stick with Zoom.

30 – Mail!

Box of covid tests from Murph!

More mail! From the Lingenfelzers (Im sure I spelled that wrong).

We love them!

We got some Nerd Gummy Clusters!

35 – Eliot just launched the nerds to Jimmy.

A dangerous candy!

Nerd wallet!

The Pardo-Koenigs went to a barnes and noble that has a much smaller vinyl section than they used to.

40 – Janet Varney is here!!

We don’t see thumbs!

Jimmy talks Sketchfest. We aren’t going this year by choice.

Matt talks fistbumps and handshakes and an unsanctioned meet and greet?

We almost had Dan Levy!

45 – Very little sketch at sketchfest lately apparently.

50 – Mild Mannered Jackass.

Fingernail taps all around!

Matt getting his knuckles smashed on an air-hockey table is back on the…table.

We’ll be right back!

Welcome back!

3120! We landed on it!

Larraine Newman! She’s always welcome in this room
Talking tables!

Drugstore Cowboy – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097240/

60 – Kelly Lynch talk!


We got some HTS mail!

Breaking wind reunion?! Mighty Wind!

Sketchfest talk!

Cheech and Chong!

1h5m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Chong



Corey Feldman talk!

We lost Adam Rich. https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/08/adam-rich-dead-dies-eight-is-enough/

1h10m – Rob Reiner Potsy’s dead rumor.

1h15m – Cusack hates the fun stuff he’s done.


“We’re gonna have to Dorff it!” Jon Heder playing Napoleon.

Fun piece of trivia: What’s the first movie Jimmy ever saw by himself?

One Crazy Summer!

1h20m – Janet wants a Val Kilmer doc exclusive interview.


Mark Twain talk!
Janet is positive Jimmy’s gonna have Raccoons soon.

1h25m – Yellow Submarine is the Little Deuce Coup of The Beatles.

Red Pandas!

Racoons are super smart! https://www.skedaddlewildlife.com/location/whitby/blog/5-fun-facts-raccoon-intelligence/#:~:text=Raccoons%20Have%20a%20High%20IQ&text=In%20fact%2C%20they%20often%20score,in%20fewer%20than%2010%20attempts.

Maxwell Frost – https://www.quorum.us/data-driven-insights/youngest-members-of-congress/

Eddie Peppitone is called Peppy?! The bitter buddha?

1h35m – Janet was recently with JoLo and John Ross Bowie!

Kelly Lynch Makes Personal Connection to Oyler House, Neutra Through Film

The Gray Man – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1649418/

1h40m – Road House talk!

Janet also saw Point Break for the first time.

Janet hasn’t surfed. She’s BBO. Boogie Board Only.

Oliver’s Trivia Time!

Category is TV History!

On March 22, 1986 as part of an experimental show and as a way to increase ratings, they had what director direct an entire episode?

We’ll be right back!

1h45m – We’re back!

Skechfest starts next week!

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My answer is Woody Allen!

Eliot answers David Lynch

Kelly Lynch is NOT David Lynch’s daughter.

Matt says Francis Ford Copolla
Jimmy says Martin Scorsese
Janet goes with Ivan Reitman

George Wendt talk and scores.

2h – Why can’t you be a supreme court judge AND poet Laureiet?!

Matt gets paid.

We’re done!

2h5m – Velma comes out January 12!

Will Jane Lynch sing?! Go to Sketchfest and find out!

Ok bye!

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Full results below

Trivia Results:
Category: TV History
Question: On March 22, 1986 as part of an experimental show and as a way to increase ratings, they had what director direct an entire episode?

Garon: Woody Allen (21 pts)
Eliot: David Lynch (22 pts)
Matt: Francis Ford Copolla (25 pts) – Correct!
Janet: Ivan Reitman (13 pts)
Jimmy: Martin Scorsese (24 pts)

Answer: Francis Ford Coppola

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole