31G – Splitting lanes with Alonzo Bodden

October 9, 2022 Darryl Asher

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

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AlonzoBoden.com

00 Hello!

Welcome in if you’re new!!

#SubtoberFest talk!

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NNF Fantasy baseball results!

Jimmy Mad Dog is here!

Battle to the end!

12) Human Groundouts
11) Sanford and Sunny Gray
10) Sack o Dodger Dogs
9) Lavine/hawk something…
8) Pimp Goulets
7) Air France
6) Uriah’s Heap
5) Hong Kong Suits
4) Velocity Raptors
3) The Hagar – Jimmy’s Team
2) Showtime
1) Return champ stays in first! Kevin Bellinkoff!

10 – Talking the bingo ball apparatus and Taylor Swift using one to announce tracks of her new album which segued into politics.
15 – Fucking fringe!

Jimmy talks more about the perks you get with subscribing!

The next phone calls are gonna be Nathan Tunell and Dawn Hayla.

Jimmy dated a Dawn Hayla in the 80s. The same dawn that INXS tried to sway away from Jimmy.

It’s gotta be the same person right?! We’ll find out!

20 – Our guest is here!

I’ll be right back.

Talking Darren’s!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_and_the_City

25 – Jimmy makes a white snake vs scorpions joke and realizes he DID See that show.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frog_Went_a-Courting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempted_assassination_of_Pope_John_Paul_II

Mehmet Ali Ağca (Grey Wolves)

John Hinckley Jr is the man who attempted to assassinate Ronald Regan.

30 – Jimmy loved Trombone Shorty for about 10 days.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trombone_Shorty

35 – Sinead bullshit! Burr bullshit! It’s all happening.

Billy Eichner is a good guy! We think.

Talking game show bloopers.

Alonzo Boden is here! He’s funny! Last Comic Standing winner season 3! (he was also on 2).

40 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Comic_Standing#Season_4_(2006)

We’ll take a break and be right back with Alonzo and Eliot’s bad day!
We’ll be right back!

We have returned!
I, Garon, have the con.

Alonzo talks about his new special on Helium! Watch it on YouTube!

Talking TikTok and going viral. A clip from Alonzo’s special went viral on tiktok so he had to make an account. He got AlonzoBoden16.

50 – Alonzo motorcycled in from Woodland Hills, Calabasas Adjacent.

Alonzo talks about motorcycle time vs drive time and California being the only state in the country currently that allows motorcycles to go between cars.

It’s the dudes in their 20s popping wheelies on the road and driving that way.

55 – Alonzo isn’t part of any motorcycle group he prefers the isolation of his helmet.

He talks about the Jay Leno big motorcycle Love ride from Glendale to Castaic. People crash apparently but Alonzo does enjoy riding with Jay.

Adam Corolla has a big car collection.

Alonzo talks about “controversial” comedy folks and his outlook is “I don’t have to agree with you to talk to you.”

Alonzo wants to be in the Rogen compound if the apocalypse happens.

60 – Alonzo talks about conspiracies and how the biggest weakness in them is believing large groups of people can work together and keep a secret.

Talking Election Deniers strategy.

Continue the greatness!

Round the horn!

1h5m – Celebrity sightings!

It was Terry O’Quinn!

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0642368/

1h10m – Key stands talk
Alonzo talks about a couple people he knows who have lucrative careers doing stuff he’d have never thought of. IE Jeremy The Critter Catcher For The Stars. The other one is an elevator repair guy.

Round the horn for real!

https://faceofhorror.org/2022/garon-cockrell

Talking Ant – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant_(comedian)

Eliot! The game guy!

Eliot was in a car accident today! He talks about it.

1h30m – Jimmy got a parking ticket this morning.

Eliot’s G is the Cleveland Guardians!
Alonzo guesses Golden State Warriors (we’re allowing it!)
Matt guesses New York Giants
Jimmy guesses Grizzlies

Alonzo talks about the Clippers and being a fan of theirs.

1h40 – Jimmy might take Oliver to see a Hockey game this season.

What are the season ticket seats for podcasters at the clippers?

Steph Curry is my favorite basketball player.

1h45m – Eliot reads the fans!