2909 – Making an impact with Dave Holmes

Dave Holmes

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

NNF Platinum 2909 – Dave Holmes

00 Hello!


Jimmy explains what’s going on.

Jimmy suggests CBD Chewables to help sleep!

Jimmy used his Magic Spoon code! He bought more!

Jimmy talks about watching White Sox games with Chicago friends.

Apparently, I walked past Jimmy and friends and didn’t even know it!

Jimmy had the greatest waiter ever apparently who was named Unique.

10 – Great times watching the Sox this weekend!

Talking watching sports as a “dad.”

Matt’s Lakers coat talk!

15 – Matt talks about his job and escape because his pleasure is still his job. (AST Records).

Jimmy talks about how he got into the games more over the pandemic.

Talking ball game schedules.

20 – Jimmy’s been eating like an asshole over the past few days.

Jimmy and Oliver went to see Foreigner! Lotta dumb drunk white people. Great show though!

Danielle and Jimmy went to see The Doobie Brothers. For the first hour Jimmy only recognized two songs. It’s a 50th anniversary tour.

Danielle LOVES the doobie brothers?! Or she “overestimated” how much she loves them.

25 – Concert talk!

Jimmy and Matt are going to see The Rolling Stones!


Harmonica talk. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jagged_Little_Pill

30 – Mail!

It’s a big funko box? Probably repurposed.

It’s from Cliff!

35 – Funko pops for us!

Miss Scarlet for me!
Dragonoid for Eliot!
It’s a French soccer player
Iron Maiden for Jimmy!

Dave Holmes sneaks in!

He gets a gift too! It’s a Yacht Rock game. Also something for Oliver! Michael Scott keychain!

40 – Thank you cliff!!!

Dave talks about the games he’s playing it’s called Movie Maker (from the 70s) that the Yacht Rock game reminds him off.

Keeping It Saxxy! The Kenny G game.

45 – Movie Maker sounds problematic.

Jimmy cleans up while Matt talks.

Waiting For Impact: A Dave Holmes Passion Project

Exactly Right!

Swiss Mix Cocoa? We’ll be back!

We’re back!

Thanks Cliff Jr! Fuck senior.

Dave talks about his podcast Waiting For Impact.
55 – Talking the benefits of the lockdown.

Talking Vaccines.


Joey McIntyre is a guest on Waiting For Impact

60 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Page

98 Degrees is the “RC Cola” of the boyband wars.

Jimmy hates George Lopez.

1h5m – Jimmy talks about the superbowl comedy show they did years ago with George Lopez and others, including 98 degrees.

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Dave talks about the promotions he’s been doing. Sounds mostly like on SiriusXM.

Frank Conniff says he was fired for being negative about Chris Christie.

Hello to Dave Holmes’ mom!

1h10m – Dave’s Covid hair was great!

Dave talks about a recent trip to Austin. Dave talks about how the pandemic is basically over in Texas.

Dave talks about doing Drag Queen Bingo. He won twice and Ben THOUGHT he won but he didn’t.

1h15m – Dave is not going to fly to Chicago to see Genesis.

Phil Collins was a Top 5 concert of all time for Jimmy.

Did Dave see Alanis? NO he was out of town but he WOULD have been there. He WAS at Hall & Oates though!

1h20m – Squeeze and Hall & Oates were great according to Dave. He was brought to tears by their performance of Tempted.

Concert talk!

The show before the pandemic that Dave saw was New Kids on the Block.

Jimmy loves Rick Astley’s album 50! Phenomenal!

Zooey Deschanel ticks all the boxes of a game show host! Right?

Talking game shows and hosts.

1h25m – Dave talks about old school panelists.

Category: Sweet Treats
Question: Why is the pound cake invented in 1795 called pound cake?

Full results below!

joey McIntyre is NOT the host of Good Day New York.

Jillian Barberie talk.

Dave talks about when he got a colon cleanse.

Jimmy has questions.

“that’s a doctor not a meth head with a hose!” – Jimmy on Colonoscopy vs Colonic.


Talking about Ellen Pompeo and her podcast.

1h40m – We’ll be right back!

Welcome back!

Dave talks about explaining his podcast to his mom.

Dave’s mom thinks Adele is named Elaine.

Round the horn!

Bond talk!

Danielle and Oliver loved it. Jimmy and I enjoyed it.

4DX talk! Dave saw F9 this way, Jimmy saw San Andreas.

I will not partake.

1h50m – Horror movie talk. Tom Hanks talk.

Typewriter talk.

Chet Hanks talk.

The guy on TikTok is NOT Paul Rudd’s son – https://www.distractify.com/p/paul-rudd-son-tiktok

My answer is Sold by the pound.

No one likes it apparently.

Eliot talks about someone (a worker actually) popping the lock with a screwdriver.

His answer is each ingredient is one pound.

Matt’s answer is the cost.

Jimmy’s answer is they pound the dough instead of rolling it.

2h – David Lee Roth is “throwing in the shoes.” (retiring I guess?)

DLR is a joy!

A friend of Dave’s described David Lee Roth’s look as a “creature from Hebrew mythology.”

Dave got to interview Sammy Hagar over the pandemic.

Dave’s answer is Recipe is one pound of each ingredient.

Eliot and Dave are both correct!

Dave wins with the bet!

2h5m – Matt wants to know about Dave escaping Woodstock 99.

They just drove out in a van.

We’re done!

Trivia Results:
Category: Sweet Treats
Question: Why is the pound cake invented in 1795 called pound cake?

Garon: Sold by the pound (10 pts)
Eliot: each ingredient is a pound (15 pts)
Matt: the cost ( pts)
Dave Holmes: a pound of each ingredient (20 pts)
Jimmy: pound the dough instead of rolling it ( pts)

The answer is: a pound of each ingredient!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth