29H – Being very afraid with Kristine Kimmel

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

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https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine/id1586894471

00 Hello! Indeed!

29H! Wednesday record today. We’re all kind enough to do this early so Jimmy could watch the sox!

Baseball talk!

Jimmy raves about How To Survive!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine/id1586894471

5 – Matt and Danielle were both at the Hollywood Bowl last night to see Alanis Morrissette!

10 – Parking talk.

Lots of Alanis show talk!

25 – John Mayer is a Frankenstein.

Close-up!

Pot at the bowl talk

30 – Button!

Matt has Dick Tracy villain hair.

40 – Kris Kimmel is here!!

She’s great with an audience of two!

Shit stories! How To Survive future episode?

45 – Dave Navarro shreds like that ogre John Mayer.

All praise for HTS!

We’ll be right back!

We’re back!

Stevie your letter was pillaged.

50 – Kristine Kimmel is here!

Jimmy talks more about How to Survive.

Does Kris know Jimmy’s secrets?!

We’re all just trying to get by.

Kris and Jimmy talk about couples who are openly hostile to each other in front of other people/couples.

55 – Talking about the Oliver joke that Danielle made on the show.

Jimmy and Oliver had a conversation about it.

Rick Astley talk!

60 – Kris thinks Jimmy should have his people contact Rick Astley’s people.

Jimmy wants to see Kris’s stand up packet.

Kris talks about the HTS theme song.

1h5m – John Cusack talk AND gossip!

John Cusack always ate his salad with his hands?

Jimmy has a John Cusack story. They saw him doing donuts in a parking lot after a blizzard.

1h10m – Scott Baio Banana Man.

Piano Man talk.

Kris sings us some Scenes from An Italian Restaurant.

Jimmy and Kris love Band on the Run

Talking the Paul McCartney 321 show.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beatles_discography

There is nothing you can say to Paul McCartney that he hasn’t already heard.

Jimmy talks about getting teary-eyed over meeting Carol Burnett.

1h20m – Roger Daltrey talk. The Legacy: https://www.amazon.com/Legacy-Blu-ray-Katharine-Ross/dp/B00X99RMAA/ref=sr_1_5?dchild=1&keywords=the+legacy+blu&qid=1633550111&sr=8-5

Talking childhood fears.

Jimmy was afraid of a lake floatie sweeping him away.

Irrational fears. Matt’s is riding over a sewer grate.

1h25m – “Kristine is already crazy in the first 30 seconds!” – Gene Bean Baxter

Lots of knives in Kristine’s marriage.

Is Paul Gilmartin friends with a Pence relative?

We’re betting on his age!

Jimmy: 62
Eliot: 69
Matt: 64
Kris: 66

We have a winner tho.

Mike Pence is 62. Jimmy wins!

Round the horn!

1h40m – My fears!

Lightning storm.

https://www.weather.gov/safety/lightning-science-thunder#:~:text=If%20you%20count%20the%20number,a%20safe%20place%20while%20counting.

Paranoid Check!

Desmoking an apartment at the Familliare.

1h50m – Eliot talks about his dad and his super nose.

Jimmy got a bully big time when he tried to make fun of a nerd.

1h55m – Eliot’s guess is Hanson!

Super Christian (Sister Christian)

Eliot talks about a brush fire.

2h: Matt’s guess is Heart

Kris’s guess is Hall and Oates

Jimmy’s got two! Hootie and The Hold Steady

Eliot reads the fans!

My guesses:

5) Hoobastank
4) Harvey Danger
3) The Highwomen
2) Hey Marseilles
1) Hanson

Eliot wins!

I’ve got keys!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine/id1586894471

Kris and Jimmy talk about seeing each other randomly at Todd Levin’s house.

He Vista has the best popcorn? According to Jon Hamm!

We’re done!

Bye!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth