Never Not Notes

Release date 1/20/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episdode. Intro: Unlucky 13 in the episode number. The bad luck episode. Possibly SABOTAGE! The Brittany Murphy “fiasco” and the NNF Death Curse. 3:00 Jimmy lashes out at Jordan for jumping the gun 3:30 What Andrew is eating: Guacamole! 4:30 Tardy Tracksuit Matt 5:15 Jordan and his ill-fitting promotional underpants 7:00 The male […]

Release date 1/13/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Jimmy is wearing an Evel Knievel 3/4 sleeve shirt he got from famed director Fellini’s basement. 4:00 High-haired Matt and the difference between samosa and mimosa 5:00 Pilgrimage to Pardo 6:15 White guys with afros 8:00 The quality of AMC programs 8:45 Sing Along with Jimmy: Dreamweaver 9:15 The George […]

Release date 1/6/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Comin’ in high and tight, like Jimmy’s haircut 2:00 Lita Ford 2:45 Sing along with Jimmy: Time of My Life 3:30 Easy, breezy, beautiful Andrew Koenig 4:15 Car talk with Matt over the holidays 5:00 Matt’s high hair 5:45 Sing along with Jimmy: Some Like It Hot 6:00 5 phrases […]

Release date 12/23/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode. Time stamps are approximate, and taken from the audio version of the show. Opening: Matt is wearing Christmas colors. Marc sports “beard of a gentleman that just finished a manifesto.” 1:00 Jimmy and Marc: early years, early clothing 5:30 Make the audience pay! 9:00 Merch table memories 13:00 Marc Maron: King […]

Release date 12/16/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Thought we were closer to people resubscribing. Good vibes and tasty treats. 2: 15 Jimmy knows exactly what Pat Francis is doing! 2:45 $579 bid for LA food bank to be a guest on NNF. 3:30 Please don’t stop the music (DON’T sing along with Matt) 4:00 Sketchfest promo 5:00 […]

Release date 12/9/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Time stamps are approximate, and taken from the audio version of the show. Opening: It’s a rare night record, with the moon out and wolves prowling. Jimmy’s under the weather with Oliver-spread illness. 12:00  The concussion heard ’round the world 16:30 Conan makes a miraculously accurate prediction about his employment 20:00 […]

Released 12/2/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Subbing way: a substitute way to travel! 3:15 Jimmy confuses his left and his right 4:00 2-layered Matt 4:30 Don’t Haight the ‘Bury 5:30 Jesse as Herb Tarlek 6:45 Jesse is back due to positive feedback, despite Jimmy’s objections 7:30 Jesse loves San Francisco 8:30 Rappers like Jesse just call it […]

Released 11/25/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro:  The Devil Went Down to Georgia, right outta the box! Matt: “You talk about that song more than your children.” 1:30 Charlie Daniels: “Respect the president!” 2:30 Sing along with Jimmy: We Didn’t Start the Fire (Billy Joel) 2:45 Billy Joel on the podcast? 3:00 Andrew has a kerchief in his […]

Released 11/18/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Jimmy’s using earbuds today, and is defensive about being short. 2:45 Andrew is in a hard shoe and a ponytail 3:30 Jimmy Dore loves how Pardo walks people around the room, but is he mocking or sincere? 4:15 The Hemingway writing style 6:00 Jimmy Pardo’s Reading Room 7:00 Doctor Pardo consults […]

Release date 11/11/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode. Intro: Episode 604. 6, 0, 4 are all prime numbers, but not really. Jimmy needs to learn things before Oliver gets into school. 2:15 Matt the Manager: sports or retail? 3:30 Cousin Joey at Pat’s Target 5:00 Joyce DeWitt’s breasts 6:00 Music talk 7:00 SAT/ACT tests 8:00 Helping with homework 9:45 […]

Release date 11/4/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode. Intro: Jimmy is a 48 year old woman. Andrew shaved. 3:00 Author, comedian, musician Greg Behrendt is surprisingly easy 4:30 Henry Cho, instigator of fury 6:00 Warming up for Conan 7:00 Alice in Chains do it in drop D 8:30 We were all freezing in the 90s 10:00 John Mayer = […]

Release date 10/28/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode. Intro: 180th episode, not the 602nd, that would be ridiculous. 2:00 Get on board with the special video deal 3:00 Paul has been away, so no season 5 appearance 3:30 Paul’s new speech pattern is confusing? 4:00 Affected accents 5:00 Paul’s history of British comedy 6:15 Quality with a “C” 7:00 […]

Release date: 10/21/2009 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Time stamps are approximate and taken from the audio version of the show. Introduction: Jimmy is recovering from 2 weeks of swine flu, Matt is just getting it, but with no nah-see-ah. 2:00 New equipment! Help or hinderence? 3:00 Bil Dwyer: testing the limits of the new mics 4:00 Crisp audio […]

Season 1 intro: From the corner of movie star and dicey… Episode 60 takes place on an appropriately gloomy day. Even though this is a “fourth episode” there is no guest, nor is there a Mike Schmidt. Mike is not on the show and won’t be back “for a while.” It’s awkward to put into words, but Jimmy’s relationship with […]

Jimmy Pardo, your friend from the internet Hello Caracas! Mike is purged and clear after a 2 episode illness Mike got an email about the wonders of bananas, which are much better than apples There’s a rumble in the produce section? Rush should do a song about fruit learning to get along Mike eats 4 bananas a day, while Jimmy […]

Coming to you from a new location, the swank Never Not Funny studio, above the 7-11 Matt has chair trouble Mike says Hello India! Mike is getting Indian food today, since the new place is above a 7-11 and an Indian restaurant Mike’s wrester name: Dusty Desk Mike was ahead of the curve on pro wrestler names The horrible phoniness […]

Jimmy welcomes Matt Belknap and Mike Schmidt Mike says hello to Palestine (not Palatine, the suburb of Chicago) The Flipside: a not at all shady or sketchy record store chain in Chicago Drunken, high Ozzy at The Flipside Comatoast is a great band name. Not death metal, but very under-the-weather metal. (Matt) Mike caught Matt’s cold Do you need a tooth […]

It’s a guest episode, being recorded in Jimmy’s dining room Matt has had a cold since the live show (Episode 55) Jimmy and Matt agree that they should seal themselves off from humanity Mike says hi to Italy, and has gotten email from a fan there Jimmy is half-Italian, so he knows half as much as real Italians Scott Aukerman […]

Years-after-the-fact-notes by Darryl Asher 0 Hello everybody and indeed, back to the grind Hello, Michael, hello The Producer Matt Balknap Thanks to UCB for allowing use of the theater Talking about cell phone video at shows which is HORRIBLE QUALITY (We’ve come so far!) We should have video recorded the live show New intro surprised Mike Watch it Burn song […]