Never Not Notes

I’ve never heard of him either, so don’t feel bad! Turns out he’s a writer and wrote this whole book called Rock and Roll Will Save Your Life. The book sounds like it’s pretty good, and funny, and interesting. But who cares? What you want to know is: Is Steve Almond a good guest for Never Not Funny? Or should […]

Pat Francis, official Third Chair, Consistent Jackass, video stalker, retired comedian and writer, best friend of Jimmy, and the guy to whom it was said “That’s on you man” is HERE!!!! Thrill at the sound of Pat’s new catchphrase, sure to catch fire across the nation! Hug your neighbor as the tension mounts as to whether the Bow-Dazzler story will […]

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Released 6/9/2010 Intro: Hushed tone opening due to incompetence in breathing and swallowing 1:15 Half the time, Jim has a mouth issue on the intro 1:30 50/50 mix of Canadians and Americans when you perform near the border 2:10 Even the intern makes fun of Eliot 2:40 Matt and Jimmy get raunchy about young, […]

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Released 6/2/2010 Intro: Giggling makes Jimmy forget whether he usually says his own name 1:55 Eliot is fresh from the MaxFun marathon and Dan has an alleged burrito salad 2:25 Andy horns in before being introduced 2:55 Matt is done giving his face a break. GET READY FOR ABUSE, MATT’S FACE!!! 3:30 Andy needs […]

Yes, it’s true! Andy Kindler joins the Never Not Funny fold and brings his unique take on everything from that one thing he can’t remember to that other thing that’s right on the tip of his tongue! As seen on Everybody Loves Raymond, Late Show with David Letterman, Dr. Katz Professional Therapist, and that other thing and some other things, […]

Epsisode 702 brings us the always popular Greg Behrendt. Jimmy, Matt, and Greg answer all your Greg-related questions: how many steamer trunks does he travel with? What’s going on with the Reigning Monarchs? Is it necessary to be able to play chess on the roof of your car? Please note that none of these questions may actually be answered, but […]

Released 5/26/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode. Intro: 2nd episode of 700th season. 1:20 Jimmy is inappropriately angry about Eliot’s desired death-by-egg-salad, and in fact, the whole concept of egg salad in general 2:20 Greg thinks eating is not a necessity at certain times 2:50 Jimmy’s farm humor 3:15 The hierarchy of hip diseases 3:45 Matt tries to call […]

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Released 5/19/2010 Intro: What’s happening out of the doors, in of the doors, and with The Doors? 1:30 The End (The Doors) 1:50 It’s Jimmy’s brother’s birthday! 2:10 Don’t let iTunes fool you, regarding the success of Never Not Funny 3:45 This is Jimmy’s selfish time 4:20 Don’t be thrown by lack of Monster […]

For the first studio episode of season 7, Jimmy welcomes Never Not Funny first-timer Al Madrigal and they discuss celebrity badmouthing, life on the road, landscaping, and Al’s days on Gary Unmarried. If you are not a subscriber, sign up now. Click here for SHOW NOTES for 701.

Season 7 is here, and there’s a Primo Bonus episode right outta the box! As is the MaxFunCon tradition, all the way back to 2009, Never Not Funny was the crowning jewel of the weekend. Never have garbage, anger, expletives, and potential child therapy bills been more funny. And Pat whips out another ebay letter for your enjoyment. If you […]

Scott Aukerman returns at long last to close out Season 6 of Never Not Funny! Did he show up dressed as Dracula? There’s no way for you to know without buying the video! Or looking at the picture in this post. Looking freshly shorn, lean and mean, Scott brings his world famous mash-up stylings to the Never Not Funny world […]

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Released 5/5/2010 Intro: The exciting finale, featuring ear-rape 2:00 Scott gets called a motherfucker before the 2 minute mark 2:45 Intern Dan needs a nickname, but not one that Matt chooses 3:40 Clarifying Eliot’s website and name 4:15 Dirigible is pronounced both properly and improperly 5:35 Scott Aukerman is here to close out the […]

Released 4/28/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode [NOTE: Look up your own songs on YouTube! I have other stuff to do! But I might link them later.] Intro: Penultimate episode! Winding down the season like a new age DJ. 1:20 Matt understands that he should not interrupt Jimmy’s new age DJ vibe 1:30 “How am I doin’? Look out […]

Released 4/21/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: The 24th episode of the 600th season! And Jimmy sexually experimented in the 60s in San Francisco. 1:55 Jimmy enjoyed choking with a watch fob 2:30 Dan did a great job last week, but keep it quiet 3:00 Eliot from indhd.com hasn’t been seen since episode #623 3:10 Matt is in […]

The return of the Former Third Baseman has created quite a stir among Never Not Funny fans! It was great to hear Mike Schmidt mix it up once again with Jimmy and Matt. But let’s keep it in context, people. They aren’t getting married or becoming roommates, and Never Not Funny already has a Third Chair. What we’ve got here […]

Released 4/14/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: 201st episode. Jimmy’s nanny lies about the weather 2:10 We finally got an intern: Dan Katz. Keep it quiet. 2:30 Eliot Hochberg is less of a Jew than you think 2:50 Eliot saw 4 Batman movies 3:15 Jimmy doesn’t care how many Batman movies Matt has seen 3:30 Despite the complaints […]

The latest addition to the Never Not Notes canon is the live 100th episode. Recorded at the vast and sprawling Never Not Funny complex, this episode features an audience of about 30 people, including my close personal friend Jennifer Pelkey.* This was the last of the free episodes, so it includes all you need to know about how to sign […]

Released March 7, 2008 Intro: It’s 240 you idiot! Headphone issues right outta the box. 1:30 We don’t edit jerk 1:40 Jimmy can’t handle seeing the faces of his adoring fans 2:00 Never Not Funny Unplugged from the studio with a select group 2:50 Phil Semenik was on standby for the crowd of 30 4:00 A glimpse behind the curtain 4:15 […]